Chapter 27

When he crawled out, looking wretched, Sha Yi was covered in yellow, viscous pig feed.

From a distance, he looked like he had been fished out of a sewer.

At this moment, only one thought remained in Sha Yi’s mind.

Why is it always me who gets hurt?!

Watching this, all the guests were laughing so hard they couldn't stand straight.

Even though they felt bad for Brother Sha, how could it be so funny?!

The live stream comments were already filled with sounds of "pig-like" laughter.

"Truly, what a miserable man!"

"When bad luck strikes, you break a tooth even on cold water. Forgive me for laughing like a pig!"

"Are you satisfied now? My merit points are all gone from laughing!"

"The sound of my pig-like laughter woke up my son who I just got to sleep!"

Just as the live stream was filled with laughter, an unusual comment suddenly popped up.

"Oh no, look quickly!"

The camera suddenly turned to the pig from earlier, which was twisting its body and sprinting forward wildly.

Ahead, there was no fence, just a small dirt slope about ten meters high!

If it jumped down, it would be game over on the spot.

With a bang, the pig dove off.

Just as many people covered their mouths and screamed, a figure jumped with lightning speed and grace.

He leaped down, grabbed the rolling pig, tapped his toes lightly a few times, and landed steadily.

The wind stopped, leaves fell.

Everyone froze in place.

The entire chat exploded. ===== CHAPTER 53 =====

"? ? ? ? ?"

"! ! ! ! ! What did I just see?!"

"He jumped down?!"

"Is this the light-body technique from a novel?!"

"Damn, if I fell from that height, I’d be reporting to the ICU right now!"

"I don't believe in gravity anymore. How can someone jump from that high and be fine?!"

"Newton’s coffin lid is about to fly off!"

Yang Mi and Reba’s beautiful faces were once again frozen in shock.

Chao Yue covered her mouth, her eyes filled with disbelief.

Xiao Yueyue and Zhou Sheng forgot they were on camera and blurted out, "Holy crap!"

Even Sha Yi, who had just crawled out of the feed trough, forgot about the stench and stared blankly at the scene.

On the other side, Ye Xuan held a two-to-three-hundred-pound pig, having landed perfectly steady.

His clothes and hair were not even slightly ruffled.

Once the pig hit the ground, it seemed stunned by the tumble.

Its large ears drooped, and it curled up on the side, its fat still quivering.

Ye Xuan looked up and saw everyone staring at him in shock.

He shrugged lightly, his tone calm and breezy.

"Basic operation."

Basic operation?!

That’s not a basic operation at all!

The dirt slope was at least ten meters high, equivalent to a four or five-story building.

If a normal person jumped from the fourth floor, even if they didn't die, they’d break their arms and legs and would have called an ambulance long ago!

Yet Ye Xuan jumped down easily, while carrying a two-to-three-hundred-pound pig.

And he calls it a "basic operation"?!

In the same world, is the gap between people really that big?!

Countless netizens were completely dumbfounded.

"? ! ! ! !"

"I’ve seen professional stunt actors, and none of them are as smooth as you!"

"Professional martial arts actor reporting in. Damn! Even I wouldn't dare jump down like that!"

"Newton is going to be so scared by this move he’ll jump out of his coffin!"

"I can't believe in science anymore. I was a materialist..."

The production team was stunned, frozen in place.

"Director, is this why you invited Ye Xuan?! You really have an eye for talent..."

The assistant director muttered, looking at the director with pure reverence.

At first, when the director chose this small village—whose name even implied poverty—as the filming location, the assistant director had major doubts.

There were three other candidates in the original plan.

Why choose this unremarkable little village?

After seeing Ye Xuan, the assistant director finally understood.

No wonder.

Ye Xuan had just been exposed for rejecting the Nobel Prize, and his popularity was at its peak.

Now, witnessing Ye Xuan’s series of feats, the assistant director was deeply convinced by the director’s decision.

No wonder he was still just an assistant director!

His vision just wasn't as good as the director's.

The director, being stared at by the assistant director’s burning gaze, turned around stiffly, trying to look calm.

"As long as you understand."

Though he said that, the director was also internally screaming.

He never expected Ye Xuan to deliver such a continuous string of surprises.

He had a vague premonition.

This was definitely going to be a trending topic again!

Thinking of this, the director hurriedly shouted to the staff.

"Keep your eyes sharp! Make sure to film more of Ye Xuan! He agreed to make a cameo, don't waste it!"

As he spoke, the director didn't forget to relay a message to the host He Ling’s earpiece.

"Later, get Ye Xuan on camera as much as possible."

Hearing the director’s latest news, He Ling slowly recovered from his shock.

He was known as the most adaptable host, the ceiling of the hosting world.

But even he couldn't help but complain internally.

Even adaptability should have a limit!

The scene before him was so absurd that his years of professionalism were basically useless!

Rationally, He Ling knew he should move on to the next segment.

But at this moment, he couldn't control his instinct and subconsciously asked.

"Ye Xuan, have you trained before?!"

As soon as he said this, the guests nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

Zhou Sheng couldn't help but mimic Ye Xuan’s movements and asked, "How did you do that?!" ===== CHAPTER 54 =====

Xiao Yueyue’s eyes were wide, filled with the words "tell me quickly."

Chao Yue pointed at the dirt slope, her eyes full of disbelief, "That... that’s at least ten meters high, right?!"

Yang Mi and Reba stared at Ye Xuan without blinking.

Under their expectant gazes, Ye Xuan spread his hands casually, his face calm.

"As someone who grew up in a mountain village, being able to jump ten meters high, that’s perfectly reasonable, right?"

After saying this, Ye Xuan turned and left.

Little did he know, his words left everyone else in a state of shock.

"How are you so showy?!"

"Reasonable my foot?! If I had this skill, would I be afraid of a mere five-meter school wall?!"

"Your childhood, my childhood, aren't they different?! I also grew up in the mountains, why can't I do that?!"

"Reasonable?! If I jump, everyone please bring fruit to visit me..."

"I feel like I could do it if I close my eyes! Just remember to park an ambulance nearby!"

"Actually, we can all do it! After all, Ye Xuan isn't fat, the impact is small, the ground is dirt so it cushions, and you can do a force-dissipating move when landing... I really can't make this up anymore (facepalm)" ===== CHAPTER 55 =====

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