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Chapter 117

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Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's eyes lit up, and she ran to find a guitar.

Su Meng casually took out a piece of paper and started writing and drawing right next to the pork.

By the time Deng Deng Deng Ziqi came in with the guitar, he had already finished writing.

He smiled slightly at the livestream room.

"I'll rest for a while; next, please enjoy Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's new song."

"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Deng Deng Ziqi ran over impatiently and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.

Seeing Deng Deng Deng Ziqi on camera, a chorus of wailing and howling sounded in the livestream room.

Deng Deng Ziqi is so cute, she definitely won't make me cry again, right?

And there's a new song?

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi glanced at it, saw the song title, and her expression stiffened.

"Su Meng... is this the new song you wrote for me?"

Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.

"Take a look first, look at it and then talk."

"The atmosphere today has already been built up to this point; if you don't sing it, the netizens won't agree."

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was already about to cry.

I'm a little fairy, and you want me to sing a song like this?

Helplessly, she could only look at it patiently.

But after just a few glances, her eyes widened, and a hint of excitement appeared on her face.

"Although this song is simple, it's so interesting!"

Su Meng chuckled and encouraged her.

In the livestream room, countless "expectations" were also posted.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi nodded obediently and picked up the guitar to tune it.

For a singer of her level, she could sing a simple song like this after looking at it once.

Although it wouldn't reach the best effect, it was more than enough to sing in the livestream room.

A moment later, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi said enthusiastically.

"Next, please enjoy my new song — 'Piggy Song'!"

Pig... Piggy Song?

Countless people in the livestream room spat out at the same time.

Are you kidding me?

Su Meng, what the hell have you done?

You finally wrote a new song for our Deng Deng Ziqi, but it's still about a pig?

Amidst the complex emotions of countless people, the sound of the guitar rang out, and the light and cheerful melody made many people's eyes light up.

Amidst the guitar sound, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi began to sing.

"Pig! Your nose has two holes, and when you have a cold, you still have snot hanging~~~"

"Pig! You have pitch-black eyes, looking and looking and looking, you can't see the edge~~~~"

Pfft~~~ Many people spat out a mouthful of old blood.

So you really are singing about a pig?

But... this song seems a bit interesting!

A smile couldn't help but appear on many people's faces.

"Pig! Your ears are so big, flapping and flapping, you still can't hear me calling you stupid~~~"

"Pig! Your tail is curled and curled, running and jumping, you still can't leave it behind~~~"

"Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail, a good baby who never picks food."

"Sleeping until the sun is high every day, never brushing teeth, never fighting~~~"

This song was truly interesting.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi herself was in a great mood singing it.

Although there was only one guitar, she sang it with great fun.

After singing the last line, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi had a flash of inspiration and even imitated the sound of a pig, oinking twice.

Instantly, the livestream room was filled with joy.

"Hahaha, this song is really interesting."

"Who would have thought Deng Deng Ziqi could sing this kind of song? It killed me with laughter."

"Wrong, it's who would have thought Master Su could write this kind of song? He just made me cry, and now he's making my stomach hurt from laughing?"

"Emmm... my grandpa and grandma are beaming with joy now; is my butt safe?"

"Deng Deng Ziqi learned to oink like a pig so well? From now on, I'd like to call you the Piggy Goddess!"

Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted that large side of pork.

"Everyone, don't forget, we are selling pork right now!"

Huh? Everyone at the scene and in the livestream room was stunned...

In a conference room of the county government, the magistrate was presiding over a meeting.

At this moment, the door of the conference room was suddenly knocked on.

Before he could speak, the secretary had already rushed in.

Seeing this scene, the magistrate couldn't help but frown slightly.

This secretary didn't seem to be very sensible.

At this moment, the secretary looked as if he had lost his soul, completely dazed.

"Magistrate, it's bad, Magistrate, something big has happened!"

Huh? The murderous look in the magistrate's eyes shot out, and he squeezed a few words through his teeth.

"Tell me, how did something happen to the county?"

The secretary still had a dazed look and said subconsciously.

"Didn't Deputy Magistrate Luo go to find that Su Meng to sell pork?"

"As a result... it sold like crazy!"

"Not only did all the goods we prepared sell out."

"But our county also received many calls, all specifically asking to buy pork!"

"According to the preliminary summary data from several departments, our county's pigs... including the piglets, aren't enough to sell!"

What? The group of people in the conference room was stunned.

How could this be possible?

The magistrate still couldn't believe it and quickly asked.

"Are you telling the truth? All the pigs in our county sold like crazy?"

"Yes!" The secretary nodded fiercely, looking incredulous.

"And many people said they don't want pork, they want to buy live pigs to take back and raise as pets!"

"They even said... pigs are so cute, why eat them?"

"Damn!" The magistrate jumped up and gestured with his hands.

"You mean, many people want to buy those hundreds-of-pounds-heavy live pigs back to raise as pets?"

"Yes!" The secretary was firm.

"It's these live pigs that are bigger than you, Magistrate, that they want to raise as pets..."

The scene suddenly fell into an eerie silence, and someone silently gave a thumbs up.

This secretary... really has no future...

"Master Deng, thank you for your hard work! Thank you for your hard work!"

As soon as Deng Deng Deng Ziqi came down, Deputy Magistrate Luo greeted her, his face beaming with joy.

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