Chapter 118

"The county just called me; our county's live pigs and pork are selling great!"

"Thank you, Master Deng, thank you, Master Deng!"

"The song you sang is really too good!"

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was also grinning, not yet awake from the cheerful atmosphere of the song.

"You're welcome, it was all written well by Su Meng."

"It was written well, and sung well too!" Deputy Magistrate Luo was excited.

"You are our county's great benefactors; on behalf of the 300,000 people and over a hundred thousand live pigs in the county, thank you!"

"Just this one item alone, our county's farmers will be able to increase their income by thousands of yuan this year!"

Hearing this, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi suddenly felt proud, as if she had done something very sacred.

Deputy Magistrate Luo suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said.

"Master Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?"

"You sing so well, you will definitely take our pork products out of the Dragon Kingdom and into the world!"

"Okay!" Deng Deng Deng Ziqi, bursting with a sense of mission, agreed without even thinking.

"I'm willing to do such a good thing for free!"

"It's my honor to be the spokesperson for pork... pork... pork?"

Only then did she realize what she had said.

But... it was too late!

Deputy Magistrate Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.

"Magistrate! Great news! Master Deng Deng Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"

"Magistrate, hurry up and arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Master Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's studio!"

"Also, get our county's propaganda department moving!"

"We must let the people of the whole country know this news in the shortest possible time and sell our pork to the whole country!"

In the livestream room, the netizens who heard this news exploded instantly.

"Damn! Deng Deng Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style..."

"Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"

"Thinking of Deng Deng Ziqi standing by the pigsty singing the Piggy Song, I really can't hold it together."

"Master Deng Deng Ziqi really has a lot of love, ..."

"Ever since Su Meng let himself go, these female stars have also let go? One old beggar woman isn't enough, and now we need a Piggy Goddess?"

"Now it seems only Liu Liu Liu Tianxian is barely maintaining her image."

"You said it yourself, it's barely! It's only a matter of time before the Fairy Sister is pulled down to the mortal world by Su Meng."

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi collapsed on the ground, feeling hopeless.

It's over! Now that it's a done deal, the whole country knows I'm endorsing pork.

Can I even go back on it?

My image...

Piggy Goddess Deng Deng Deng Ziqi?

5555... I really want to sing a song now...

My nose has two holes, and when I cry, I still have snot hanging~~~

In front of the camera, Su Meng walked over carrying another large bag.

"Come, come, come, next we are going to sell specialties from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province: toon and Sichuan peppercorns."

Sichuan peppercorns? Toon?

Is this getting more and more flavorful?

At this moment, in the livestream room, countless people had forgotten why they came.

They were just watching the livestream enthusiastically, looking forward to what Su Meng would do this time.

Will he write another short essay, or write another song?

Hmm... with the Piggy Goddess, can the Peppercorn Goddess and Toon Goddess be far behind?

Under the gaze of everyone, Su Meng finally spoke.

"Everyone can see that what I'm holding is... what I'm holding is... *sneeze*"

What is it? Everyone was looking forward to it.

Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

His mouth opened wider and wider, wider and wider.

Finally —

"Achoo!"

An earth-shattering sneeze was let out with the force of a bull.

Pfft~~~~

Countless people in the livestream room almost spat blood.

I waited for so long, and you just gave me a big sneeze?

Su Meng rubbed his nose, also feeling a bit embarrassed.

How did this sneeze come at such a coincidental time?

The comments in the livestream room were already flying by.

"Awkward, isn't it?"

"Awkward, isn't it?"

"Awkward, isn't it?"

Su Meng chuckled and didn't pay too much attention.

He reached out and pulled a middle-aged man in front of the camera.

"Friends, let me introduce you; this is Magistrate Li from Huayin County, Shaanxi Province."

"Mention Shaanxi, and everyone knows it's honest and simple; it's truly sincere!"

"Magistrate Li kept telling me that this toon and peppercorn have a bit of a kick, and I didn't believe him."

"Now I know, it really is sincere!"

Magistrate Li was also a bit dazed and said politely subconsciously.

"Master Su is too polite; everywhere in the country is the same, most people are very sincere, right?"

Su Meng shook his head, looking serious.

"No, the sincerity of Shaanxi people is in their bones!"

"Not to mention anything else, the Qinqiang opera that is most widely spread in our Huayin County fully explains how sincere Shaanxi people are!"

His words left many people confused.

At this time, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi had already come back to her senses.

Now that it's a done deal, why think so much?

Hearing Su Meng say this, she was also a bit curious.

"Su Meng, you say Qinqiang explains how sincere Shaanxi is? What does that mean?"

Su Meng chuckled.

"Qinqiang is good; it's so sincere that you can't even pick out any faults."

In the livestream room, countless netizens were suddenly unhappy.

Are you underestimating the power of us keyboard warriors?

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's face was also full of disbelief.

"I don't believe it; you sing a few lines, and I'll pick out the faults for you."

Su Meng cleared his throat and began to sing.

"Walking out, I only feel my back facing backward~~~~"

The rich Qinqiang opera instantly filled the entire livestream room.

But at this moment, the netizens had no intention of appreciating Qinqiang; they were all holding back to pick out faults.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi jumped up directly.

"There's a problem with this line!"

"When you walk out, how can your back face backward... uh..."

She was instantly silenced, and her whole person was in a mess.

If your back doesn't face backward when you walk out, are you walking backward?

In the livestream room, a bunch of ellipses flew by.

Su Meng continued to sing.

"The point is to put the belly in front~~~~"

The netizens in the livestream room sent even denser ellipses.

Isn't that just nonsense?

If your back is facing backward, doesn't your belly have to be in front?

Su Meng was already singing enthusiastically.

"Walk one step, retreat one step, just as if you didn't walk~~~~"

"High table, low stool, they are all wood~~~~"

"His uncle, his second uncle, are all his uncles~~~~"

"One cow, two donkeys, they are all livestock~~~~"

After singing a few lines, Su Meng stopped, looking smug.

"Come, Deng Deng Ziqi, you pick for me, which sentence has a problem?"

"Aren't your uncle and second uncle your uncles? Your aunt wouldn't agree!"

Emmm... Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was instantly autistic.

In the livestream room, all the netizens were also numb.

Aren't these all nonsense? But is there a problem?

Amidst the awkwardness, Magistrate Li coughed twice and intervened helplessly.

"Master Su, although your Qinqiang 'Big Truths' is truly authentic, but..."

His face was also a bit embarrassed.

"But you say this Qinqiang is the most widely spread in Huayin, that sentence is a bit wrong."

"Qinqiang originated in Baoji City, Shaanxi, and is widely spread in the Shaanxi-Gansu area."

"But... in our Huayin County, the most widely spread is not Qinqiang, but our local Huayin Old Opera."

Quack quack quack... Su Meng only felt a few crows flying over his head.

In the livestream room, the netizens were also jubilant.

"Hahaha, he flipped! Su Meng flipped! Just ask if you're embarrassed?"

"Su Meng embarrassed? How could he be embarrassed? You know how thick his skin is."

"Su Meng flipping is a joy to see; this magistrate is really sincere."

"But to be fair, Su Meng's Qinqiang is really not bad! This is an appraisal from a Shaanxi person!"

"Huayin Old Opera, what is that?"

In the Shaanxi Cultural Bureau, the secretary rushed into the director's office.

"Director, our network monitoring shows that the search volume for Qinqiang has suddenly soared just now."

What? The director was also a bit dazed.

"We haven't promoted Qinqiang recently, have we?"

"How could it suddenly become popular?"

The secretary took out his phone and handed it over.

"Director, see for yourself!"

The director took the phone suspiciously, and saw Magistrate Li in the livestream room saying seriously.

"And just now you said Shaanxi people and Huayin people are sincere; we are ashamed to accept that."

"For example, the most famous thing in Huayin is Mount Hua, which is a national 5A-level scenic spot; this is our pride."

"But in recent years, many phenomena of price gouging have appeared in the Mount Hua scenic area, bringing a bad experience to domestic and foreign tourists."

"Although our county government has carried out vigorous rectification and this phenomenon has improved greatly, there are still a small number of areas that are still looking for loopholes to gouge tourists..."

Seeing that he was about to continue, Su Meng quickly interrupted him.

"Well, Magistrate Li, why don't you take a break?"

"The main thing is that the toon and peppercorns you brought... have already sold out!"

Huh? Magistrate Li was stunned and looked at the screen subconsciously.

At this time, the comments were already densely packed.

"This is what you call a sincere person; his peppercorns and toon must be trustworthy, buy!"

"The slow ones are still typing, the fast ones have already placed their orders."

"I specialize in seasonings, and I'm currently contacting Huayin County to prepare for bulk procurement."

"Mount Hua, just for this magistrate, I must go!"

"Although there is price gouging, it's very reassuring that the county government can face this problem squarely."

"Damn! Mount Hua scenic area is actually limiting traffic? Now tickets can only be bought for half a month later?"

"Devils, you are all devils!"

"Ouch!"

Teacher Teacher Reba patted her head, looking annoyed.

"I don't even cook, why did I buy toon and peppercorns?"

Boss Yang glanced at her and said faintly.

"You didn't just buy toon and peppercorns, you also bought thirty bags of rice, fifty pounds of pork..."

"Oh right, you also bought a live pig as a pet?"

"Do you want to charge into battle riding a pig next time you film?"

Teacher Teacher Reba couldn't help but stiffen, and an eerie scene appeared before her eyes.

A battle between immortals and demons.

Some are riding clouds and mist, some are riding dragons and phoenixes.

At worst, they are performing sword-flying techniques, drawing a stream of light in the sky.

But what about her?

Wearing a white dress, sitting on a big black pig?

Damn! What kind of style is this?

Thinking of this, Teacher Teacher Reba was about to cry.

"Da Da Da Mimi, I don't want to become the Pig-Riding Goddess, save me."

Boss Yang's eyes were even more eerie.

"Now Deng Deng Ziqi is the Piggy Goddess, and you want to ride her?"

Emmm... Teacher Teacher Reba was instantly autistic.

What time is it, and you're still making dirty jokes?