Chapter 150

Boss Yang was wearing a small red jacket and a headscarf.

Under Su Meng’s miraculous makeup technology, her features didn’t seem to change, but she instantly turned into a standard rural woman.

Not just her, Su Meng’s look was even more hilarious.

Although at a glance it was undoubtedly Su Meng himself, this outfit...

Especially the face shape, which was elongated, making people want to laugh at first glance.

Are these still those two glamorous big stars?

Isn’t this just a rural couple?

……

Boss Yang opened her mouth and shouted: “Hey, Big Hooligan! Big Hooligan!”

Su Meng carried a pair of crutches, walking with his hands behind his back, and turned his head unhurriedly upon hearing this.

“Why call me Big Hooligan? I’m out selling this stuff today, can you not call me by my stage name?”

Big Hooligan?

Pfft~~~~ Countless people in front of their TVs laughed at the same time.

Especially the audience from the Northeast, this title is so intimate, isn’t it? You call this a stage name?

Audiences in other places didn’t understand the meaning of “hooligan,” but faintly, these two words seemed to have a magic that made them want to laugh.

Boss Yang said helplessly: “The child’s father.”

Su Meng: “Yeah.”

Boss Yang smacked her lips and said: “If you ask me, don’t sell these crutches anymore. The streets are full of people with good legs, who would buy your stuff?”

Su Meng curled his lips and said: “You’re talking nonsense, not sell them? Making these crutches took both labor and materials, I didn’t sleep for a day and night, wouldn’t I lose money if I didn’t sell them?”

Boss Yang: “Oh, but the streets are full of people with good legs, can they be sold!”

Su Meng smiled slightly.

“Don’t you know me yet? You still call me Big Hooligan.”

“I can trick a straight person into being crooked, I can trick a wilted person into being lively, I can trick a sharp person into being dull, a couple living well, I can trick them into separating!”

“Selling crutches today, I can trick a pair of good legs into being lame!”

“Hahahaha~~~~~” In the living room, the whole house was laughing uncontrollably.

So you’re actually trying to scam people.

And you even want to trick good legs into being lame?

How is this possible?

This opening instantly hooked the audience’s curiosity!

……

Boss Yang curled her lips and smiled: “I don’t know your strengths yet, my child’s father is very interesting. I heard that when people buy horses, he sells car harnesses, when people buy motorcycles, he sells safety helmets, when people have insomnia, he sells sleeping pills, when people —”

Su Meng waved his hand: “Stop talking, this is called market, grasp the advance amount!”

Boss Yang chuckled: “Your advance amount also has times when it misses!”

Su Meng spread his hands: “These crutches were a miss.”

Boss Yang pouted: “I heard that Suozhu smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler, worked hard to make these crutches, but he smashed it too hard, and after being discharged from the hospital, he was directly in a wheelchair, and these crutches didn’t sell.”

Wheelchair?

Hahahaha~~~~

Countless viewers at the venue and in front of their TVs laughed out loud at the same time.

This person has too many tricks, right? This is called grasping the market advance amount?

Su Meng snorted: “Don’t worry, today I will sell these crutches.”

Boss Yang: “The streets are full of people with good legs, who would buy them?”

Su Meng put his hands behind his back: “Wife, today we are specifically looking for someone with good legs to sell to, let’s see my Big Hooligan’s ability.”

Boss Yang: “Aren’t you cheating people?”

Su Meng smiled: “The willing take the bait, understand? Help me shout a few times.”

Boss Yang: “I don’t know how to trick.”

Su Meng: “Follow my lead, okay? Hey, someone’s coming, shout!”

Just at this moment, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue rode his bicycle past, his clothing and appearance also rustic.

Boss Yang shouted loudly and reluctantly: “Ah, crutches, crutches, crutches!”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue held the handlebars, getting more and more crooked. “Eh, eh~~~”

“Crutches, crutches! Crutches!” Boss Yang said with her hands in her sleeves.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue stopped the bike: “Eh eh eh, I said, why are you giving blind directions? Do you know where I’m going and you’re telling me to turn?”

Su Meng reminded from the side: “Shout ‘selling’.”

Boss Yang shouted: “Selling! Selling!”

Su Meng said angrily: “Selling what?”

Boss Yang: “Crutches.”

Su Meng: “Connect it.”

Boss Yang then shouted loudly: “Crutches for sale! Crutches for sale!”

……

Trafficking?

Hahaha~~~~~

Hu Zhengyuan couldn’t help it either, the wine in his mouth sprayed out.

Although he had seen this sketch many times during rehearsals.

But why does he feel it’s so funny every time he watches it?

His mouthful of wine drenched the whole table of dishes, but at this moment, the whole family didn’t notice.

Because they were all laughing until they were swaying.

“Trafficking?”

“Hahahahaha~~~~”

“Oh, you’re killing me! Why is Boss Yang so funny?”

……

On TV, the program continued.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue stopped his bike foolishly and walked over: “Eh? What’s going on? Who wants to traffic you?”

Boss Yang was also a bit foolish: “No, he’s trafficking.”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue stared directly at Su Meng: “You want to traffic?”

Su Meng glanced at him: “What kind of look is that, trafficking? Trafficking, can I traffic someone like this? You buy it!”

At this moment, Boss Yang was not some beautiful and domineering female star, but a standard rural auntie.

Seeing Boss Yang’s image and listening to Su Meng’s line, countless people laughed like pigs again.

There were also many people at the venue shouting and booing.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was also a bit confused: “Hey, what is going on with you two?”

Boss Yang laughed dryly: “We are a couple, just playing around!”

Su Meng also smiled: “Hehehe, just playing around!”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue said to the camera: “This couple, during the New Year, playing at selling their wife?”

……

Playing at selling their wife?

“Hahahaha...”

Sister Qin covered her stomach, laughing until she was out of breath.

Duan Duan Jiangping hammered the table frantically, laughing until tears streamed down.

“Hahaha, Su Meng is actually playing at selling his wife?”

“And it’s Boss Yang he’s selling?”

“If there’s a wife like this to sell, give me a dozen...”

He suddenly gave a start, feeling the laughter in his ears stop abruptly, and a murderous aura seemed to come from behind his head.