Chapter 151
Duan Duan Jiangping’s mind turned quickly, and his words naturally took a turn.
“Give me a dozen... to put in our company as artists, to earn some extra pocket money for my wife!”
The murderous aura suddenly disappeared, and Sister Qin beamed again.
“No need, we have Su Meng, one can beat ten!”
“Su Meng is still the best, much more powerful than you!”
Duan Duan Jiangping felt a wail in his heart.
My dear wife, you’ve changed! You’ve really changed!
Didn’t you say you liked me the most?
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On TV, the sketch continued.
“Big head, thick neck, if not a big boss, then a cook...”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue had been successfully tricked by Su Meng.
Su Meng smiled: “In the recent period, have you felt that some part of your body is different from before? Think, think hard!”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue touched his head: “I don’t feel it, I just feel my face getting bigger and bigger?”
“Hahahaha~~~~”
Countless viewers were laughing like crazy.
Your face is big? Is this an official roast?
Roast yourself so others have nothing to roast?
Su Meng snapped his fingers: “Right, that’s not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big? It’s because your peripheral nerves are necrotic, causing the top to swell.”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was stunned: “So where is it blocked?”
Su Meng pointed: “Below the waist, from the feet up!”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue: “The legs?”
Su Meng: “Exactly!”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue shook his head: “No, my legs don’t have any big problems!”
Su Meng rolled his eyes and pointed at him, shouting loudly: “Walk two steps! Walk two steps! Walk two steps if you’re not sick! Walk!”
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At the venue and in front of their TVs, countless viewers were laughing like crazy.
“Oh, holy crap, Su Meng is too annoying!”
“Walk two steps, walk two steps, walk two steps if you’re not sick! Holy crap, are these lines too classic?”
“Evil, so evil, you’ve laughed wrinkles onto my face!”
On the screen, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was also scared, his movements very stiff: “Okay okay~~~ walk two steps walk walk walk two steps walk two steps walk two steps~~~”
Su Meng: “Stop! Are your shoes okay? One heel high, one heel low?”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue: “These are sneakers, flat heels!”
Su Meng: “Exactly, that’s why your legs are sick, one leg is short! How about this, I’ll adjust it for you.”
“Believe it or not, as your leg lifts higher with my hand, lift as high as you can, and stomp down hard, okay? Believe it or not?”
“Your leg definitely has a problem, the right leg is short! Come, get up!”
Boss Yang watched curiously from the side.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue lifted his leg nervously!
Su Meng’s hand fell hard!
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue also stomped down heavily!
Lift foot! Stomp foot!
Lift foot! Stomp foot!
Finally, Su Meng pointed at him: “Stop! Numb?”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was stunned: “Numb!”
Boss Yang hurriedly pulled Su Meng over, surprised: “Eh, why is he numb?”
Su Meng rolled his eyes: “Nonsense, you’d be numb too if you stomped!”
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“Hahaha, you’d be numb too if you stomped!”
Backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, some actors were also hiding in various corners, holding their phones to watch the gala.
Hearing this classic line, many people laughed out loud.
A few dancers with excellent figures and temperament even imitated Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, lifting their feet and stomping a few times.
“Hahahaha, you’re killing me, it’s really numb!”
“Are you stupid, are you stupid?”
“Oh, I laughed until tears came out, my makeup is ruined.”
“Mr. Su is too funny, right? This sketch is simply amazing!”
Not just them, in front of their TVs, countless curious viewers were laughing loudly while imitating them and stomping their feet hard.
Instantly, the laughter grew even louder.
“Hahaha, stomping really makes it numb! Are these lines too classic?!”
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On the screen, the sketch was already reaching its climax.
Su Meng: “Walk, walk! Don’t control it, your leg is 100% sick, don’t control it, relax! Walk! Walk walk walk! Walk, walk fast! Walk, don’t think, just walk with me, okay? Walk, it’ll be better bit by bit, walk.”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue followed Su Meng staggeringly, walking more and more crookedly, “Oh, oh, oh, oh my mom!”
Su Meng smiled: “Right, you walk!”
Boss Yang said in surprise: “He tricked a good leg into being lame!”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue looked back: “What did you say?”
Su Meng chuckled: “Did you see that? My wife saw it too, she said you walked and walked and became lame.”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was almost crying.
“Sister, why didn’t I notice this earlier?”
Boss Yang laughed.
“That’s because you didn’t meet him earlier, if you had met him earlier, you would have been lame long ago!”
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The musical instrument shop owner was laughing until he was leaning back and forth.
“Hahaha, is Master Su this bad? You’re killing me.”
The owner’s wife collapsed on the sofa, covering her stomach, almost out of breath from laughing.
“Can he really trick people this much?”
“A perfectly fine person was tricked into being lame?”
“I won’t be a fan of Su Qi’er anymore, Big Hooligan Su is my new idol!”
The owner nodded repeatedly, expressing rare admiration.
“Exactly, exactly!”
“No wonder Xiao Ying has been acting in movies, appearing on the Spring Festival Gala, and entering the entertainment industry lately.”
“It turns out it was all because she was tricked by him.”
“Hahaha~~~~”
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On the screen, the sketch continued, classic lines thrown out one after another.
The audience’s applause and laughter came in waves, never stopping.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue: “Big brother, what’s going on here? This?”
Su Meng: “Don’t worry, you, when you were young, you sprained your leg.”
Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue: “No, I only sprained this one?”
Su Meng: “It transferred! It transferred to this leg, later your profession was very unfavorable to you, you weren’t flipping a spoon, you were cutting, always putting effort on this leg, making this leg heavier and heavier, heavier and heavier~~~ lighter, you tiptoe, heavier, femoral head necrosis, the late stage is a vegetable!”
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End of Chapter
