Chapter 37

"Our Hua Hua's music is the best! As long as it's music, nothing can stump him!"

"Die-hard fan identified."

"That's true, but doesn't everyone know Hua Hua Chenyu is best at exorcism? Maybe he'll invite a hip-hop god to possess him."

"Pfft~~~~ Possession is good?"

……

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi thought for a moment, then turned to ask Su Meng.

"Su Meng, I see you have research on music too; can you rap?"

Rap? Su Meng was also stunned.

Didn't he draw professional-level rap skills during his last ten-draw?

"Rap, I know a thing or two."

"Know a thing or two?" Before Deng Deng Deng Ziqi could speak, Hua Hua Chenyu spoke first.

"Aren't you an actor? You also understand rap?"

He mocked him and turned to the camera.

"Many netizens in front of the screen might not know much about rap, so let me popularize it for everyone."

"Rap is a form of music that spread from the Lighthouse Country and is a form of hip-hop culture."

"Compared to other forms of music, rap is more difficult and more advanced than the common forms of music in the country."

"And hip-hop culture is also highly sought after..."

Advanced?

Hearing this word, Su Meng's face turned cold.

You big stars, do you have to put on such a high-and-mighty attitude?

Advanced? Advanced your ass!

So things from foreign countries are advanced, and our own things are low-level?

If you're going to say that, don't blame me for not giving you face!

Thinking of this, Su Meng snorted coldly and interrupted Hua Hua Chenyu.

"Hip-hop is advanced? What's so advanced about it? Isn't it just doggerel?"

What? Hip-hop is doggerel?

The scene and the live stream room went quiet instantly... ===== CHAPTER 90 =====

"Rap is advanced? What's so advanced about it? Isn't it just doggerel?"

This sentence left the live stream room stunned.

"Did I hear that right? Su Meng said rap is doggerel?"

"Su Meng is joking, right? If you don't understand, don't blabber!"

"I don't know why, but many things become very down-to-earth when they reach Su Meng."

"Hahahaha, he's here, he's here, he's coming with the down-to-earth vibe!"

"I was still regretting that there was no funeral playing this episode, but hearing this makes the trip worthwhile."

……

"Rap is doggerel?"

After a moment of silence, the scene burst into laughter.

Especially the three actresses, who couldn't straighten their backs from laughing.

This is the first time hearing such a statement.

"Su Meng!!!" Hua Hua Chenyu was suddenly angry.

"If you don't understand, shut up. Rap is an advanced form of music; it's art!"

"You actually insult art; vulgar! Vulgar to the extreme!"

Vulgar? Su Meng raised his eyebrows and sneered.

"Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, do you want to learn rap?"

Huh? There's something for me too?

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was stunned, then suddenly became interested.

"Okay, okay, Su Meng, are you going to teach me rap?"

He is a crosstalk actor; he's not in the same circle as Hua Hua Chenyu at all, and his status is high, so he's not afraid of offending him.

Besides, Su Meng is someone his master thinks highly of.

Su Meng smiled and said to the three stunned actresses.

"Do you want to learn together? I'll guarantee you'll learn it in ten minutes!"

What? Ten minutes? Everyone was almost numb.

Do you believe what you're saying?

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi hesitated for a while, then smiled.

"I'm very interested in rap too; I'll learn it."

"I'll try." Boss Yang didn't want to be outdone and stood up almost at the same time.

Although Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't speak, she walked a few steps toward Su Meng, showing her attitude with action.

The director opened his mouth but didn't say anything.

Forget it, six guests, five are standing together, what do you want me to do?

……

On the other side, Su Meng had already started teaching enthusiastically.

"Come, let me tell you, rap is very simple, just a few movements."

"Reverse!"

As he said this, he stretched out his hands and gestured backward a few times.

Although the others were confused, they followed suit.

Not only them, but many netizens in the live stream room were doing the same.

"Chopping vegetables! Scrubbing! Turning the wheel!"

Su Meng said while gesturing.

"Pfft~~~" Deng Deng Deng Ziqi did the movements and suddenly laughed out loud.

"You don't say, it seems many rappers like to do these movements."

With her hint, many netizens suddenly realized, it seems it really is like that?

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's it."

"Just rhyme when you have nothing to do."

"Oh right, if you want to act cool, just add a few English words, making it neither fish nor fowl."

"In some people's eyes, such a hybrid is the most advanced."

What? That's it?

Everyone's eyes were about to pop out.

Are you joking?

……

"Come, come, come, remember to rhyme, remember the movements, let's try."

Su Meng was confident, rolled his eyes, gestured the "turning the wheel" movement, and said with rhythm.

"We are all good friends."

"Because we all love playing with rhythm!"

After finishing, he nudged Boss Yang. ===== CHAPTER 91 =====

Boss Yang was stunned, subconsciously gesturing to reverse, and said casually.

"And we all... love eating meat!"

As soon as she finished, she couldn't help but laugh.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi stood beside him and joined in enthusiastically.

"Together when there's nothing to do... so enjoyable!"

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian was already stunned, just following their words subconsciously.

"Welcome to join our friendship... universe."

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue couldn't hold it in anymore, chopping vegetables while saying.

"We talk... so funny!"

"Eh? I caught up?"

He couldn't hold it anymore and burst into laughter.

The other actresses were the same, all laughing like flowers.

……

In the live stream room, countless netizens had already burst into laughter.

"Your rap is... so smelly! I caught up too?"

"This rap is... so catchy! Mom, it's poisonous!"

"Su Meng is really a bit... dog today? I've been infected too?"

"No matter how you play, you can't play... enough!"

"Feels like Su Meng is chanting... a spell!"

"With the movements, why do I feel like I've been completely brainwashed?"

"The person above, you broke the formation."

The netizens in the live stream room had completely started playing.

……

At the recording site, a group of people had already laughed like crazy.

Even the director had laughed like a flower.

Needless to say, this is definitely the famous scene of this episode!

Ratings are here!

Among the laughing crowd, only Hua Hua Chenyu had a dark face and suddenly shouted angrily.

"Enough!"

"You call this rap? You are insulting rap! Insulting such art!"

"Art?" Su Meng sneered.

"I just can't stand you guys talking about art at every turn."

"Is being high-and-mighty called art?"

"Su Meng!!!!" Hua Hua Chenyu was already angry.

"What kind of spicy garbage are you saying?"

"Do you think rhyming is rap?"

"Do you even understand?"

"Rap needs melody..."

"Oh~~~~ right~~~~" Su Meng suddenly made an expression of sudden realization.

He patted his forehead and turned to the others.

"Those moves just now were the first stage; the second stage needs to add melody."

"Melody?" Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head and said unconfidently.

"Although I'm a crosstalk actor and have studied it, I'm not very good at melody."

"Is this easy to learn?"

"Easy to learn, very easy to learn!" Su Meng nodded fiercely.

Then, while gesturing, he shook his head and chanted.

"Teach you a formula!"

"Very easy to learn!"

"The first sentence goes up↗"

"The second sentence goes down↘"

"The third sentence add skr."

"Finally hold-on..."

What?

At the scene and in the live stream room, after a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into crazy laughter...

……

This formula comes from the comedy competition sketch "The Girlfriend is Here"; interested Yanzu can Baidu it yourself. ===== CHAPTER 92 =====