Chapter 38: Southeast Asian version of Su Meng, I am your father!

"Hahahaha~~~~~ laughed to death!"

"Su Meng is too fun, right?"

Bai Xiao's tears were almost laughing out.

Not just her, everyone in the rehearsal hall was laughing and swaying.

After laughing for a long time, a woman with an extraordinary temperament barely stopped laughing and asked.

"Little Junior Sister, he is Su Meng? 'Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix' was written by him?"

Her name is Qin Qin Qin Qianyan, the erhu principal of the Imperial National Orchestra.

The Imperial National Orchestra is one of the three major folk orchestras in the country.

To be a principal here, she is a real erhu performer!

Bai Xiao barely stopped laughing, and a hint of worship appeared in her eyes.

"Yes, 'Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix' was written by him, amazing, right?"

Qin Qin Qin Qianyan nodded and praised.

"The first time I heard this piece, it was breathtaking."

"Even after listening to it so many times, it's still heart-stirring."

"I didn't expect him to be able to write such a piece at such a young age; he is truly a genius worthy of the name!"

Bai Xiao's face also became serious.

"Yes, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I almost wouldn't believe that someone playing the suona could reach such a god-like realm."

"Such a profound musical foundation is really too strong!"

"Just now, those few sentences of his, although seemingly playful."

"But the rhythm is fast and the melody is full, which shows that his musical cultivation is definitely not as simple as it looks on the surface."

Qin Qin Qin Qianyan nodded and picked up the erhu again.

"Come on, let's rehearse 'Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix' again."

"Although this is not an erhu piece, it is no regret to be able to participate in such a masterpiece!"

A moment later, the sound of birds chirping echoed in the rehearsal hall.

……

The netizens in the live stream room had already gone crazy with laughter.

"Hahahaha, Su Meng is too fun, laughed to death."

"The first sentence goes up, the second sentence goes down, hahaha, how did he think of that?" ===== CHAPTER 93 =====

"The third sentence add skr, finally hold-on... holy crap, trying it like this really has that flavor."

"Not saying it, you don't know; saying it, it seems there really are quite a few people like this?"

"This is rap? Understood, I understood!"

"Su Meng is amazing, a few sentences let me know what rap is."

"Wow... Brother is so great! Brother can actually rap? Loved it, loved it."

"I'll confirm again, Su Meng is really a professional domineering president, not a comedian?"

"This show has completely overturned my perception of Su Meng; I used to think he was very pretentious, but now he's so down-to-earth?"

……

At the recording site, everyone was laughing like crazy.

Well, except for Hua Hua Chenyu, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is a crosstalk actor after all, his laugh point is higher, and he finally barely stopped laughing.

"Su Meng, your statement is really interesting."

"Do you want to give an example??"

Su Meng thought for a moment and suddenly asked.

"Do you know the tongue twister 'Eight Hundred Soldiers'?"

"Of course, this is my old profession."

"Then I'll use this as an example." Su Meng waved his hand and started directly.

"Eight hundred soldiers run to the north slope↗"

"Artillery soldiers run side by side on the north side↘"

"Artillery soldiers afraid of hitting the soldiers skr"

"Soldiers afraid of bumping into artillery soldiers hold-on..."

The magical melody, plus Su Meng's serious performance, presented an excellent effect.

At the scene and in the live stream room, incomparable laughter erupted again.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi squatted on the ground, unable to stand up from laughing.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, where is the Fairy Sister's appearance now?

She lay on a table next to her, pounding the table frantically.

Boss Yang was holding her stomach, tears laughing out.

The violent body shaking brought up a surging wave, making many sharp-eyed netizens swallow their saliva.

……

"Su Meng!!!" At this moment, Hua Hua Chenyu was completely crazy.

I just blew rap to the sky to show off my class.

As a result, you threw my face to the ground and trampled on it frantically?

Thinking of these, the anger had completely overwhelmed his reason.

"Su Meng! You are a country bumpkin!"

"Do you know how popular underground rap is?"

"Do you know this is a free expression?"

"Do you know this is an angry cry?"

"Do you dare to have a battle with me?"

"I will use rap to properly diss you and make you regret coming to this world!"

What? The scene went quiet instantly.

Everyone looked at Hua Hua Chenyu in a daze.

Is this guy crazy? Directly started cursing?

This is recording a show!

There are millions of netizens in the live stream room!

……

A sneer appeared on the corner of Su Meng's mouth.

"Speak properly, neither fish nor fowl, do you really think you're very advanced?"

"What free cry, angry expression, you're too good at gilding yourself, right?"

"Isn't it just cursing?"

"Want to learn to curse, do you still need to learn these foreign things?"

"My Longguo has five thousand years of history, what good things don't we have? Even the cursing culture is broad and profound."

"However, isn't it just neither fish nor fowl? Isn't it just dissing people? Then I'll satisfy you!"

"Su Meng!" Liu Liu Liu Tianxian rushed up, grabbed him, and said urgently.

"Don't be impulsive, it's live streaming now!"

"Don't worry!" Su Meng smiled slightly at her.

"Isn't it just dissing people? I'll be very harmonious."

Harmonious? Diss?

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian was stunned.

Where is this coming from, you're dissing people, and you're still harmonious?

Is this bullying me for reading less?

……

Only then did the director react, and his face turned green.

Live broadcast accident, this is definitely a live broadcast accident!

"What are you still stunned for? Cut..."

Before he could finish, Su Meng's voice suddenly rang out.

Although there was no accompaniment, the enunciation was clear, very melodic, and carried a hint of magic.

"Yo~ yo~ yo"

"Yo~ yo~ yo yo~ yo~ yo~"

"Your rap is so awkward!"

"Now follow me down and beat them down!"

"If this is Avengers 3, then I am Thanos!"

"Tell you a secret, I'm from Southeast Asia!"

Southeast Asia? Everyone was stunned.

How did this get related to Southeast Asia?

Su Meng didn't stop, shaking his head while continuing to chant.

"@#￥@%#……￥#……！# de ￥"

"@！￥#%……"

What the hell?

Everyone was stunned.

Don't know what this chanting is, but listening to the tone, it sounds like Southeast Asian language.

Is this... fooling around?

A moment later, the live stream room burst into crazy laughter again.

This Su Meng, why is he so interesting?

The actresses at the scene were stunned by Su Meng's sudden move.

After a moment of daze, they suddenly felt relieved and burst into laughter.

Su Meng is intentionally downplaying the diss, using this way to round things off!

Thinking this through, the big stone in their hearts finally disappeared.

But just as they felt relieved, Su Meng had already finished the Southeast Asian rap.

Finally, he ended the performance with four firm and powerful words—

"I am your father!" ===== CHAPTER 94 =====