Chapter 39: Young people today, call people

"I am your father!"

Caw caw caw~~~~

Accompanied by a few crow calls, Duan Duan Jiangping's body stiffened, and his movements stopped instantly.

The teapot in his hand tilted, a stream of water poured into the teacup, and then overflowed.

Flowing into a green pool on the tea table.

"Hahaha... Su Meng is really too funny..."

"Hahaha... I am your father... hahaha... wah wah wah..."

Sister Qin, sitting opposite him, burst into laughter while tears streamed down her face.

My artist is openly cursing people during a live stream?

This is really too funny, I'm going to die laughing... die...

Duan Duan Jiangping put down the teapot expressionlessly and stood up to rummage through the cabinet.

A moment later, he sat back down with a bottle of wine.

"Sister Qin, I'm happy today, keep me company for two drinks."

Sister Qin grabbed the bottle and looked at it carefully, then nodded slightly.

"Yes, this is the one."

"This is top-quality fake liquor, the kind that will definitely kill people!"

Duan Duan Jiangping nodded and poured himself a glass calmly.

"By the way, when will the world end?"

……

In the live stream room, it was already completely crazy.

"Holy crap! What is this?"

"Hahaha, someone is pretending to be Southeast Asian, this Southeast Asian rap, why does it sound so catchy?"

"Is there anyone big enough to translate what Su Meng is singing?"

"Who cares what he's singing? Just be high! This part is simply magical."

"Hahahaha, Su Meng is really on the road of a comedian... I am your father! Holy crap, is he cursing?"

"No way, no way, Su Meng is cursing?"

"Exactly, how can he curse? This is a live stream, the quality is too low, right?"

"Su Meng! You actually dare to curse our Hua Hua, I will be at odds with you!"

"Hearing someone curse Hua Hua, why do I suddenly feel so happy?"

……

"Hahaha, Su Meng, you're too fun!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue suddenly burst into laughter, saying while laughing.

"I didn't expect rap to be so interesting, just like our crosstalk, playing father-son jokes on stage too?"

He tilted his head slightly, avoiding the camera, and winked frantically at Su Meng.

Boss Yang next to him understood instantly.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is covering for Su Meng, so she quickly added.

"Yes, Su Meng, I didn't expect you to know Southeast Asian language?"

"What were you saying just now?"

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Deng Deng Deng Ziqi also reacted and quickly helped out.

"What's the meaning? It's just nonsense and funny."

"Su Meng, I didn't expect you to have such a comedic talent? Then you and Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue are really a match!"

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue nodded frantically.

"And the four words 'I am your father' at the end, that's Henan dialect, right? I'm from Henan!"

"You didn't say it standardly either, the second word in Henan dialect isn't pronounced 'shi', it should be 'si', try again."

"Is that so?" Su Meng nodded and repeated it obediently.

"I si your father! I si your father! I si your father!"

"Right! That's right!"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue slapped his thigh and suddenly froze.

"Eh~~~ that's right."

The three actresses also nodded in relief, then froze instantly.

If I remember correctly, we were helping you out, right?

But why... did you become my father?

……

In the live stream room, netizens burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, what kind of cursing is this? This is clearly fooling around!"

"Laughed to death, Su Meng is too funny, right?"

"Last episode he really took advantage of the Fairy Sister, this episode he directly took advantage of everyone?"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect stars to play father-son jokes, this is too down-to-earth."

"The person below, I si your father!"

"The person above, I si your father!"

"The two people above are actually father and son, admire, admire!"

"Eh? Brother is their father, then wouldn't I become their aunt?"

"I didn't expect Su Meng to be so funny? Who the hell said he's a professional domineering president? The agent really doesn't know anything!"

"Exactly, if it weren't for participating in this show, the agent would have led Su Meng astray!"

……

Sister Qin, who picked up the wine glass, suddenly felt cold, as if someone was cursing her behind her back.

Her hand couldn't help but tremble, and the wine in the glass spilled out.

She sighed and was about to pour wine again.

The sound from the computer came over, and the comments flew across the screen.

Sister Qin was stunned, then her face changed drastically, and she snatched the wine glass Duan Duan Jiangping was about to drink.

"Boss, wait, look!"

Duan Duan Jiangping subconsciously scanned those comments, his mouth twitched a few times, looking incredulous.

"So, Su Meng became their father, and this isn't cursing?"

"Yes..." Sister Qin sighed and said softly.

"Are young people today too good at playing?"

"Play until they're high, and then call people daddy?" ===== CHAPTER 95 =====

"This Su Meng is really a traffic password!"

Liu Liu Xiaoli looked at the netizens' comments on the screen and evaluated inwardly. ===== CHAPTER 96 =====

Whenever Su Meng has an unexpected performance, the comments are always particularly active, and netizens are particularly into it.

This shows that Su Meng has a good audience affinity and a good foundation for development.

Especially being able to play a domineering president... well, he can't play it now.

But these two episodes of the show have shown talent in comedy, and netizens like it.

If Liu Liu Tianxian collaborates with him...

Liu Liu Xiaoli was distracted, watching the live stream while thinking about Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's development, until...

"I si your father! I si your father! I si your father!"

"Eh~~~ that's right."

"Su Meng!!!" Liu Liu Xiaoli was broken again.

I just praised you a few times, and you give me this?

Last episode you wanted to have children with our Xian'er, this episode you want to be a father?

You become Xian'er's father, wouldn't that be... that for me?

Taking advantage of me?

What qualifications do you have?

Just because you are handsome, have a good body, are humorous, and talented...

Eh? Liu Liu Xiaoli was stunned.

Her whole body couldn't help but tremble, and a warm current seemed to surge in her body...

……

What the hell?

The director heard this and was stunned.

You cursed Hua Hua Chenyu and it wasn't enough, you want to take advantage of others?

This is a serious show, when did we start playing father-son games?

"Director, look!" The assistant director shouted in horror.

The director subconsciously looked in the direction he was pointing, and the comments in the live stream room came into view.

Swallowing, the director's voice was a bit dry.

"You mean to say, this live broadcast accident... is gone?"

"Yes!" The assistant director nodded fiercely.

"Not only is it gone, but netizens unanimously believe this is our show effect."

"Now the popularity is getting higher and higher..."

No way? You dodged this too? You PUAd all the netizens, right?

The director looked at Su Meng in a daze, already a bit numb...

……

"Su Meng, do you even understand rap?"

"If you really understand rap, do a proper one."

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi glared at Su Meng and said angrily.

She was both angry and amused, and was deliberately squeezing Su Meng.

"I don't understand? Hehe..."

Su Meng was also a bit amused.

My rap skills were directly given by the system!

Saying it's professional level, that's just the system's classification standard.

If according to normal people's standards, this professional level is almost the peak.

Going further, that would be god-level...

Thinking for a moment, Su Meng pulled the system mall directly from his mind.

Let me see, which one should I take out?

A moment later, Su Meng's expression condensed, and he finally made up his mind.

This is it!

With a thought, his popularity points dropped by 100,000 instantly.

And the lyrics, music, arrangement, singing techniques, etc., of this song instantly entered his mind.

"Su Meng, do one! Don't just talk!"

Boss Yang was also a bit annoyed.

Although Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't speak, a hint of annoyance appeared in her eyes.

Su Meng rolled his eyes and smiled.

"It's nothing for me to do one, but if I really know rap, and the level is quite good, then how about you agree to one condition?"

Still have conditions? Three pairs of beautiful eyes cast murderous gazes.

Su Meng didn't care and said softly.

"I might film a movie in a while, do you three want to come and make a cameo?"

"Hmph, you say it easily, we don't understand rap, how do we know your level?"

Boss Yang snorted coldly and spoke first.

"Isn't that simple? Art serves the masses, the eyes of the masses are discerning, whether it's good or not, netizens will evaluate it, right?"

Su Meng rolled his eyes, his words seemingly implying something.

"Okay! I agree! But you can't curse!" Boss Yang blurted out without thinking.

But inwardly she was sneering, netizens' tastes are strange, do you want everyone to like it?

Besides, isn't it said that many raps are cursing?

I'll use this as an excuse, whether I participate in your movie or not, isn't it up to me?

"Me too!"

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Deng Deng Deng Ziqi were also a bit high, and blurted out without thinking.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head and said weakly.

"Su Meng, no matter how this rap is, for your sake, I'll go and make a cameo."

"That won't do!" Su Meng refused him without thinking.

"Since you are determined to make a cameo, then I have to change the way for you."

"If this rap of mine is good, why don't you persuade your master to come and make a cameo?"

"Okay, that's fair, but whether my master is willing or not, I can't decide."

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue breathed a sigh of relief, a simple expression on his face.

……

In the office of Xinghai Entertainment, Duan Duan Jiangping was stunned.

"Sister Qin, if I remember correctly, Su Meng shouldn't know how to rap, right?"

Sister Qin also had a strange expression on her face.

"The most critical thing is, whether he knows how to rap or not, what does it have to do with Boss Yang and the others?"

"Even if he really does a rap that everyone likes, that's just clearing his name."

"Why are Boss Yang, Liu Liu Tianxian, and Deng Deng Ziqi so active?"

"Are they bewitched by Su Meng?"

Duan Duan Jiangping's mouth twitched a bit.

"And not just them, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is also making a cameo, and Guo Dagang might also come?"

"Su Meng, this little bastard, kidnapped several top-tier celebrities?"

Sister Qin nodded, and her look at Duan Duan Jiangping suddenly became a bit strange.

"Boss, if I remember correctly..."

"Su Meng's movie... the company is only the distributor?"

Duan Duan Jiangping was stunned.

After a moment, he twitched his mouth and revealed a dry, forced smile.

"It's okay, although so many people are making cameos, Su Meng hasn't been a director before, this movie shouldn't... right?" ===== CHAPTER 97 =====