Chapter 47

"You want to learn? Then I'll teach you a small segment now."

Saying this, he started playing the broken bowl pieces again.

"Stars forge their own paths, relying on everyone to show support."

"If everyone doesn't appreciate it, a star's fart won't even make a sound!"

"If the ability isn't up to par, a star is just a fart!"

"Without everyone's company, a star is worth nothing!"

Holy crap!

The scene went quiet instantly.

Everyone looked at Su Meng, dumbfounded.

Are you scolding people?

And you're... using a map-cannon to scold everyone?

Damn! ===== CHAPTER 112 =====

He's here, he's here! He's here with sarcasm!

Duan Duan Jiangping and Sister Qin looked at each other and lowered their heads to continue drinking tea.

At this moment, their hearts were like still water, having reached the supreme realm of being unmoved by favor or humiliation.

Isn't it just scolding people?

Isn't it just bringing up shit and piss?

Calm down, calm down, I've long been used to it, damn it!

But why is my nose feeling sour?

……

It's over!

The general director slammed his forehead and collapsed onto his small stool.

This is being broadcast live!

You're publicly scolding people?

And it's a map-cannon, scolding all the stars directly? Is it a circle-scold?

And it's the vulgar way of scolding with shit and piss?

Do you know there are hundreds of thousands... oh no, millions of people in the live stream?

You actually... wait! Millions of people?!

The general director scrambled up and stared fixedly at the live stream.

Damn it! When did the number of people in this live stream soar to millions?

Holy crap! So scolding people is the traffic password?

Vaguely, the director seemed to have opened a new door...

……

"Su Meng!! You actually dare to scold people?!"

Hua Hua Chenyu was instantly furious.

"This doesn't count as scolding people, right?"

Before Su Meng could speak, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head and spoke first.

"I understand Su Meng's meaning."

"It probably means that stars are supported by everyone, so if you want to be a star, you have to at least have solid skills and be worthy of the audience, right?"

"My master also said that the audience is our food and clothing parents."

"It's the same principle, right?"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue intentionally or unintentionally pulled out Guo Dagang's banner.

You know, Guo Dagang occupies half of the domestic comedy world, and his status in the entertainment industry is unquestionable.

Hua Hua Chenyu heard this, and it was like a basin of cold water poured directly on him.

He shuddered and didn't dare to speak anymore.

Damn it, if I keep talking, I'll offend Guo Dagang!

But how could he swallow this breath?

He cast a pleading look directly at Deng Deng Deng Ziqi.

You're a singer too, we should be allies, right?

But to his surprise, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi didn't take his side; instead, she was laughing uncontrollably.

"Hahaha, Su Meng, what you said is so interesting."

"Although it doesn't sound very good, the words are rough but the logic is sound."

"Fortunately, I consider my singing ability to be passable, not just fooling around."

"Pfft! It's just that you are blind, saying my singing ability isn't good."

No way? Even Deng Deng Deng Ziqi defected?

Hua Hua Chenyu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

But before he could spit it out, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian had already spoken.

"Su Meng, aren't you a paralyzed-face CEO specialist? Your acting should be... hehe."

"You're so ruthless that you even scold yourself?"

Saying this, she burst into laughter.

It was rare to have a chance to mock Su Meng to his face, and she felt incredibly refreshed.

Holy crap! Hua Hua Chenyu was dumbfounded.

What you said sounds so much like flirting?

You don't really want to have children early with Su Meng, do you?

Helpless, he pinned his last hope on Boss Yang.

You are a top-tier little flower and a big capitalist, and you've never acted as a beggar in movies or TV shows.

Now he wants to take you begging, can you take this?

Why don't you take this opportunity to kill this bastard?

Boss Yang, seeing Hua Hua Chenyu's expression, smiled slightly.

"Hua Hua, I think what he said is fine; if you don't have ability, then you're definitely nothing."

"You think he's scolding people, then tell me, who did he scold?"

Hua Hua Chenyu thought about it and blurted out.

"He is scolding... uh..."

Suddenly, Hua Hua Chenyu was like a duck whose neck had been pinched, unable to say a word.

I say he's scolding me? Doesn't that mean I admit I have no ability?

After turning it over in his mind, Hua Hua Chenyu sadly discovered that he didn't dare to name which star he was scolding.

If you say he's scolding someone, it means you, Hua Hua Chenyu, think that star has no ability; this is offending people to death!

Do you still dare to say it?

Holy crap! Boss Yang, you've changed, you've really changed!

Shouldn't you be standing with me against the enemy?

Why are you so protective of this bastard?

Really colluding, acting in collusion, snakes and rats in the same nest... wait? Why do I know so many idioms?

Pfft! A pair of dog-man and dog-woman!

In the strange atmosphere, only Su Meng blinked his eyes, looking innocent. ===== CHAPTER 113 =====

Speaking of which, I really am scolding people, why don't you believe me?

……

The assistant director leaned in and whispered.

"Director, it seems a bit out of control now, should we intervene?"

"Intervene?" The director glanced at him sideways, with a faint sense of superiority looking down on all living things.

Do you know why I'm the director and you can only be an assistant director?

Because I have realized the supreme realm of variety shows, and you are still far behind!

"Intervene in what? You think he's scolding people, then who do you think he's scolding?"

"Uh..." The assistant director choked and couldn't speak.

Damn it, do you think I'm stupid? You still want me to offend people?

The director pointed at the screen and said calmly.

"That's it, right? Look at the comments first."

Comments? The assistant director looked over suspiciously and felt a bit confused.

……

"Hahaha, I knew Su Meng would bring up shit and piss, sure enough!"

"Did he scold people? No, right? I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

"If this was said before, I would definitely think Su Meng was scolding himself, but now he seems to have some ability?"

"Indeed, he has some ability, although these abilities are a bit weird."

"If I say he's scolding Aikun, won't Aikun's fans tear me apart? Hua Hua really has a strong desire to survive (dog head)."

"This is well said; we are not only the food and clothing parents of stars, but also the food and clothing parents of web authors; without reader lords, those writing novels would starve to death?"

"Exactly, exactly, I know a web author named Xianyun Xianyun Shisilang; if that dead loser didn't have the support of reader lords, he would have starved on the street long ago."

"Is the person above also following *Entertainment: Let You Be Down-to-Earth, You Go to Do White Work*? This guy updates too slowly, I'm preparing to send him a blade, anyone want to join?"

"5555... this is my fault, I was so angry waiting for the update that I chopped off his hand, that guy is now a hand-disabled dog..."

"The person above is a traitor, identification complete!"

Without knowing it, the silly netizens had already led the conversation astray.

As for Su Meng scolding people?

Who cares?