Chapter 48: I

“Su Meng, shall we set off?”

Boss Yang was already impatient.

She had grown up this big without ever having gone begging.

Going begging with Su Meng should be quite fun, right?

Su Meng waved his hand, signaling her to wait a moment.

Then he beckoned to his little assistant, and Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan came running over, all bouncy and eager.

Su Meng whispered a few words to her, and Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan nodded and ran off.

This sequence of actions left Boss Yang completely bewildered.

“Su Meng, what on earth are you up to?”

Su Meng chuckled.

“Since we’re going begging, we have to be professional. At the very least, we need some makeup, right?”

Makeup? Never mind Boss Yang; almost everyone was stunned.

We’re just recording a reality show; are you really getting that into character?

You even want to wear makeup?

Do you really think of yourself as a beggar?

While they were talking, Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan had already run back with a piece of clothing.

Su Meng smiled at the camera and began to violently tear at the clothes, explaining as he did so.

“Of course, dressing up as a real beggar wouldn’t be quite right, but wearing some tattered clothes at least counts as being dedicated, right?”

“This piece of clothing is from Hailan House, which I endorse. Today, I’ll wear this to go begging.”

“But I have to tear it first… tear it…”

His face turned beet red as he exerted all his strength, but the clothing in his hands didn’t budge an inch.

Su Meng was instantly embarrassed. Damn it, why did you make this clothing so sturdy?

This is going to make me look weak and feeble.

Doesn’t this just confirm that I’m a ‘little fresh meat’ idol?

Seeing that his little assistant wasn’t coming to help but was instead covering her mouth to hide her laughter, Su Meng was instantly enraged.

“Zhang Zhang Zhang Xiaoyan! What are you still standing there for? Why haven’t you gone to find a pair of scissors?”

*Caw, caw, caw*… It seemed as if a few crows flew over everyone’s heads.

Are you actually serious?

You really want to tear up your clothes to make a beggar’s outfit?

Dedication! Truly, damnably dedicated!

……

Duan Duan Jiangping turned his neck stiffly, his face mournful, tears almost flowing out.

“If I remember correctly, Hailan House is Su Meng’s biggest endorsement, right?”

Sister Qin nodded and said affirmatively.

“Boss, your memory is truly excellent!”

“Based on my twenty years of professional experience as an agent, Su Meng wearing Hailan House clothes to go begging is a massive blow to the brand’s image.”

“According to the contract we signed, we will have to pay a huge penalty for breach of contract.”

Duan Duan Jiangping sighed and silently put away his tea leaves.

“Drinking tea isn’t healthy. I think plain boiled water tastes better.”

“Drink another cup of plain water and go get to work. Find Su Meng a few more business deals…”

“Boss, have you forgotten?” Sister Qin mercilessly stabbed a few more knives into his heart.

“A few days ago, you turned down all the business collaborations yourself!”

Duan Duan Jiangping froze instantly.

A moment later, he sighed and slowly scooped up a handful of dirt from the flowerpot nearby.

He mixed it with his tears a few times, stuffed it into his mouth, and said indistinctly.

“You know, this stuff actually tastes pretty good.”

“You should try some too; after all, this will be our staple food for the rest of our lives…”

Sister Qin sighed. Just as she reached out to grab a handful of dirt, her phone suddenly rang.

After finishing the call, a strange expression appeared on her face.

“Uh, Boss… you don’t have a heart condition, do you?”

Duan Duan Jiangping rubbed the dirt into a small mud ball and stuffed it into his mouth.

“Go ahead and say it. I’ve already taken my emergency heart medication.”

The expression on Sister Qin’s face became even stranger.

“Boss, Hailan House just called…”

“Their public opinion monitoring shows that netizens’ approval of Hailan House’s quality has suddenly skyrocketed.”

“And they feel that Hailan House is a truly down-to-earth brand, so their favorability has increased significantly.”

“So… they are proactively raising the price and want to renew Su Meng’s endorsement for the next season…” ===== CHAPTER 115 =====

*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh~~~ Caw, caw, caw~~~~*

In the office, a cold current seemed to have swept through, instantly freezing Duan Duan Jiangping into a sculpture.

A few crows were still flying over his head, *cawing*…

……

Su Meng looked at his own tattered clothes and nodded with satisfaction.

“Not bad, not bad. Only now do I barely look like a beggar.”

“Big Honey, aren’t you going to change yet?”

Before Boss Yang could answer, he slapped his forehead.

“Oh, right. You’re a girl, so you’re not as strong. You can’t tear your clothes, right?”

“Put that piece of clothing down, let me do it!”

“Don’t look at me like that; I might not be able to tear a man’s clothes, but I’m quite skilled at tearing a woman’s.”

In the livestream chat, a sea of question marks instantly flew by.

You’re skilled at tearing women’s clothes?

Did I just discover something incredible?

Boss Yang was also stunned.

What kind of wild, reckless talk is this?

This is a live broadcast!

Do you have any idea what kind of storm this will cause if it gets out?

Without thinking, Boss Yang quickly reminded him.

“Then go ahead and try.”

“But this piece of clothing is from Balenciaga, which I endorse. The quality is actually quite good.”

“Just based on you, you definitely won’t be able to tear it…”

“*Rip*…” Before she could finish her sentence, Su Meng held up the clothing with a jagged tear in it and tilted his head, asking.

“What did you say?”

What did I say?

Boss Yang instantly shut down.

Damn it, I was kindly hinting at you; couldn’t you have just pretended you couldn’t tear it?

You actually tore it? Are your hormones overflowing?

Do you really have to prove that you’re skilled at tearing women’s clothes?

Just destroy me, hurry up, I’m tired……. ===== CHAPTER 116 =====