Chapter 52: Su the Beggar, the goods-carrying king, sweeping the market without negotiation

“Ah~~~ It’s Su Meng, it’s really Brother, the living Brother Su Meng!”

At the entrance of the vegetable market, a group of people suddenly surged in.

This was the fan army finally arriving.

Although they had split into three groups, comparing these three livestreams, Su Meng’s was still the best to watch!

Isn’t Hua Hua Chenyu just rapping?

Su Meng has already played it to perfection!

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue… forget it, his crosstalk and clappers can be heard often, so I won’t go join the fun today.

On the contrary, Su Meng and Boss Yang, these two big stars coming to beg, are both rare and good to watch!

Driven by this psychology, although the other two stalls also had many fans rushing over.

Most people went straight to the vegetable market.

……

At this moment, Su Meng was walking towards a big sister’s scallion pancake stall.

The broken bowl piece in his hand kept ringing *dang-li-ge-dang*, and he sang as he walked.

“I bow to others but not to you, you say the beggar looks down on you.”

“Our big sister, she’s not bad, selling scallion pancakes on the street.”

“Big sister is a wealthy person, wearing a red apron.”

“I’ll wait here for a while, seeing big sister selling scallion pancakes.”

“Your scallion pancakes are truly good, no matter how many you make, they all sell out!”

“Say what you say, laugh what you laugh, listen to me sing and buy a ticket!”

The big sister selling the pancakes saw that Su Meng had a sweet mouth, and she couldn’t stop smiling.

She reached out and grabbed two pancakes and handed them over.

Aren’t they just two pancakes? It’s only a matter of a few cents.

Su Meng had completely entered a state of self-forgetfulness, singing about whatever he saw.

“Sesame on the outside, salt on the inside, eating your pancakes makes my heart worry-free.”

“No basket, no crate, how can I carry the two pancakes you give me.”

The big sister didn’t hesitate, pulled out a plastic bag to pack them, and Su Meng’s voice rang out at the right time.

“Your pancakes are truly not bad, big sister even packed them in a plastic bag.”

“Take a bag to pack the pancakes, these pancakes taste fragrant!”

This time Su Meng didn’t refuse and took the pancakes, but as soon as he turned around, he was startled.

Behind him, Boss Yang was holding a broken bowl, looking at him eagerly.

Damn it, I’m holding a broken bowl, why did you pack them in a bag?

Su Meng came back to his senses, put the pancakes into Boss Yang’s broken bowl, and sang.

“Big Honey, I’m sorry, I forgot about you just now.”

“Big Honey, so pitiful, holding that broken bowl in her hand.”

“Big Honey, cherry lips, drooling at the pancakes.”

“Big Honey, don’t be angry, if you’re angry, I’ll be anxious.”

“Big Honey, forgive me, I’ll support the old beggar woman!”

*Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle~~~* ===== CHAPTER 123 =====

Hearing him get so into it, Boss Yang couldn’t hold it back anymore and laughed out loud like a goose.

She gave him a sideways glance.

*Pfft!* Who’s drooling? Who wants you to support them?

No, wait, today I’m following you to beg, so today you have to support me!

The onlookers, seeing Su Meng comforting Boss Yang, also burst into uproarious laughter.

This scene, why does it look so much like a young couple arguing?

……

In the crowd, a female fan suddenly said loudly.

“Brother Su Meng said these pancakes are delicious, I’ll have two too!”

Saying that, she threw down a ten-dollar bill, picked up two pancakes, and left, shouting as she went.

“Brother ate two of your pancakes just now, consider it my treat, no need for change!”

Her words seemed to remind many people, and the big sister’s pancake stall was instantly surrounded by people, all talking at once.

“Give me two, I want to eat the same pancakes as Brother.”

“I want five! I’ll take them back to eat slowly!”

“If Brother says they’re delicious, then they must be delicious.”

“Big Honey is even drooling, give me ten! My dad is a fan of Big Honey, he drooled when he watched Big Honey’s swimsuit show last time!”

A moment later, the pancake stall owner looked at her empty stall and fell into deep thought.

Where are my pancakes? Where is that big pile of pancakes I had?

Why do I suddenly have so much money in my hand?

This works too? Boss Yang was dumbfounded.

Looking up, she saw that the fan who took out the ten dollars looked a bit familiar; it seemed to be… Su Meng’s little assistant?

……

Su Meng in front, Boss Yang behind, followed by a huge crowd of fans.

More people were pouring in from outside.

Su Meng walked to each stall one by one, singing as he walked, singing about whatever he saw.

“Walking forward, moving forward, seeing the boss selling pork.”

“The sun comes out a little red, Zhang Fei killing pigs spreads a good name.”

“Zhang Fei killing pigs spreads a good name, the pork seller earns big money!”

“This pork is truly good, if you want to eat pork, find him.”

“His pork is truly good, and the price is fair.”

“Selling pork, loud and clear, it’s truly fragrant when you stir-fry it at home.”

“No refrigeration, no freezing, eating his pork makes one happiest.”

“There’s fat, there’s lean, and there’s ribs on top…”

Su Meng’s fans jumped out again.

“Brother said the pork is delicious, Boss, give me two ribs!”

The fans behind were the same, one by one, they opened their wallets generously.

“Boss, I want this piece with fat and lean!”

“I want it too, I want this piece!”

“Don’t grab, don’t grab, I saw this piece first…”

A moment later, the fans, each carrying pork in their hands, continued to follow Su Meng’s footsteps.

……

“Broken bowl held, broken bowl tapped, the boss here is selling chili peppers.”

“The boss’s chili peppers are truly good, the color is red and red.”

“Red chili peppers, truly good-looking, buy them home to stir-fry with eggs.”

“Eating them is most cost-effective, adults and children all like them.”

“Red chili peppers, everyone likes them, sell the chili peppers and earn money…”

“Boss, I’ll buy chili peppers!”

“I’ll buy them too!”

“Buy, buy, buy!”

……

“Spicy radish, radish is spicy, let’s praise the radish.”

“Eat radish in winter and ginger in summer, no need for a doctor to write a prescription.”

“This radish, loud and clear, sell it all whether there’s a lot or a little.”

“Eating your radish is truly satisfying, eat too much radish and you’ll fart…”

“I want to fart, buy!”

“Buy, buy, buy!”

……

“These green onions, green and green, just like Liu Yong leaving the capital.”

“Eat them raw or cooked, everyone can afford them.”

“This white part of the onion can be used as medicine, treating colds and flu…”

“Buy it, buy it, buy it!”

……

After a round, Su Meng walked back to the entrance.

The old man selling sweet potatoes and ginger at the entrance was already bewildered.

Su Meng grinned at him, tapped *dang-li-ge-dang*, and was about to open his mouth to sing.

The countless fans behind him shouted in unison.

“I’ll buy!”

……

In the livestream, watching this bizarre scene, all the netizens were completely confused.

Didn’t you say you were here to beg?

You’ve been begging for a long time, singing quite lively, but look at your results?

You only got two pancakes? You didn’t get a single cent?

Aren’t you Su the Beggar, the most professional beggar?

Is this it, is this it, is this it?

In your words, a whole lot of operation, but look at the stats, only two pancakes?

No, wait… countless eyes turned to the empty vegetable market, and they gasped.

Did you buy out the entire vegetable market?

Are you here to beg, or are you here to carry goods?

This perfectly fits that old saying of Confucius—

Su the Beggar, the goods-carrying king, sweeping the market without negotiation.

Boss Yang, old beggar woman, following Su Meng makes one hungry!

Su the Beggar, truly awesome, specifically slaughtering the fans.

Boss Yang, truly pitiful, empty, empty, a broken bowl!

No, no, why am I talking like this too?

I’m numb, I’m numb, this Su Meng is truly poisonous…

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