Chapter 51: Asking why I

“Hua, Hua, Hua, Hua! Hua is so handsome!”

On a commercial street, Hua Hua Chenyu wore sunglasses and struck a cocky pose.

It must be said that as a famous mage of the Chinese music scene, he did manage to bewitch a group of ignorant young girls.

Although the number of people in his livestream couldn’t compare to Su Meng’s.

There were still some who came running at the sound, surrounding him and chirping noisily.

Hua Hua Chenyu beckoned proudly and said loudly.

“Fan friends, I’m recording a show right now, and I’m performing on the street.”

“I’m going to perform a rap for everyone!”

“Ah~~~ So handsome! Hua is so handsome!”

A burst of screams erupted from the crowd.

Hua Hua Chenyu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled proudly.

Look at my popularity; I’m worthy of being a top-tier star in the Chinese music scene!

He took a deep breath and was about to start singing.

A voice suddenly came from the side.

“First line goes up↗”

“Second line goes down↘”

*Pfft~~~* Hua Hua Chenyu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. Who the hell is interrupting at a critical moment?

Turning his head to look, he felt a bit numb.

Who else could have said those two lines but Deng Deng Deng Ziqi?

At this moment, she was enthusiastically gesturing with the moves Su Meng had taught her, reciting those few lines.

Hua Hua Chenyu almost cursed out loud. Aren’t you just causing trouble?

But just at this moment, many voices suddenly rang out in the crowd, shouting in unison with Deng Deng Deng Ziqi.

“Third line add ‘skr’.”

“Finally, ‘hold-on’…”

“Hahaha…” Seeing so many people having the same thought, a burst of uproarious laughter erupted from the crowd.

Hua Hua Chenyu was about to go crazy.

I finally got rid of Su Meng, and now you, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi, are coming to steal the spotlight?

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi hadn’t expected these lines to be so popular, and she laughed until she doubled over.

After a while, she straightened up and said loudly.

“Hello everyone, I’m AKA Kabuda Qi, and I’m here to rap for you!”

Another burst of laughter from the crowd. What the hell is AKA Kabuda Qi?

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was already singing enthusiastically.

“My name is Deng Deng Deng Ziqi, people call me Little Goldfish, asking why I’m so cheeky…”

“Asking why I’m so cheeky… asking why I’m so cheeky…”

She suddenly got stuck, frowning and unable to continue.

From the crowd, a voice suddenly floated over leisurely.

“It’s all Su Meng’s fault, that big goof!”

The scene went quiet, and then everyone burst into crazy laughter.

In the livestream, many netizens also laughed.

“Haha, asking why I’m so cheeky, it’s all Su Meng’s fault, that big goof! No problem!”

“Asking why I’m so cheeky, it’s all Su Meng’s contagion, hahahaha, I can rap too!”

“Asking why I’m so cheeky, Su Meng has a problem, what’s so hard about rap?”

“Asking why I’m so cheeky, Su Meng seems a bit confused.”

“Asking why I’m so cheeky, Su Meng planted a flag! Holy crap, I’m poisoned.”

“Asking why I’m so cheeky, playing the *suona* at a funeral feast! Sorry, I’m in the wrong channel.”

……

In a park, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue said seriously.

“Letting me play the clappers, this is actually what we call ‘liao-di’ in crosstalk.” ===== CHAPTER 121 =====

“I thought about it; the clappers are a traditional craft, and they’re mostly liked by middle-aged and elderly people.”

“So we found a park; there are many middle-aged and elderly people here, and it’s easier for us to make money.”

Is that so? Liu Liu Liu Tianxian tilted her head and thought about it, but couldn’t figure it out.

After all, she didn’t understand these things, so she had to follow Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue.

“Let’s go there!” Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked up and saw it was a square.

There was a group of elderly people, some playing chess, some playing the *erhu*, and others singing opera.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue had already strode over, cupped his hands to the group, and said with a smile.

“Grandpas and grandmas, I’d like to play the clappers here for a while, do you mind?”

Play the clappers? The group became interested.

An old man nodded and said with satisfaction.

“Not many young people learn the clappers nowadays. Go ahead, we’ll listen.”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head embarrassedly and said weakly.

“Grandpas and grandmas, if I play well, how about you reward us with a little money so we can earn enough for a meal?”

Two people? Everyone subconsciously looked at Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, who was slowly walking over, and their eyes lit up.

An old lady blurted out.

“Oh my, this girl is so pretty. Girl, are you married yet?”

“Let Grandma tell you, you’re wasting your time following this little fatty.”

“Look at him, he’s fat, ugly, and poor. How can he be worthy of you? How about Grandma introduces you to someone?”

*Emmm*… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue instantly shut down.

Is that the point? Is that the point!

Why are you just like Su Meng?

Fortunately, the old man from before interrupted the old lady.

“Stop meddling.”

“This is what they call ‘liao-di’; this is a proper craftsman!”

“Little Fat… *cough, cough, cough*… Little Master, go ahead… wait!”

The old man suddenly rubbed his eyes and asked in disbelief.

“Why do you look so familiar? Are you that… that… Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue?”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue had quite a bit of popularity, after all, and had been on the Spring Festival Gala several times, and his audience appeal was very good, so it wasn’t surprising that someone recognized him.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue said with a smile.

“That’s right, I’m Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, and this is Liu Liu Liu Tianxian.”

It really is Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue? It really is Liu Liu Liu Tianxian?

A group of old men and women became agitated. Seeing this, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue quickly said.

“Grandpas and grandmas, I’m just here to ‘liao-di’ today.”

“If you think my performance is good later, give me some applause.”

“And if it’s convenient for you, reward us with a little money so we can have a meal, how about that?”

“Good!” The old lady nodded with satisfaction.

“There aren’t many young people as steady as you nowadays, but I still think you’re a bit unworthy…”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was about to despair. Are you ever going to stop?

He quickly started playing the clappers, interrupting the old lady.

“Grandpas and grandmas, let me perform a traditional rap for you… *pfft!* A traditional clapper piece, ‘Reporting the Dish Names’!”

……

“Traditional rap ‘Reporting the Dish Names’… Hahaha, this joke is well-delivered.”

In the teahouse, Uncle Yu laughed until he was doubled over.

Only Guo Dagang had a dark face and floated a sentence over gloomily.

“Is that a joke? That’s being led into a ditch by Su Meng!” ===== CHAPTER 122 =====