Chapter 55

“Brother, you said you like Liu Liu Liu Tianxian!”

“Do you really want to have children with her early?”

The crowd and the livestream exploded instantly.

Gossip, big gossip, who could have thought such a big melon would be revealed?

Only Boss Yang felt a tug in her heart, a feeling that couldn’t be described.

Su Meng’s face turned green instantly.

“Don’t talk nonsense, how could I like her?”

“I was just giving an example!”

“Do you still want to listen? If you don’t listen, Mom is going to spank you!”

The girl became nervous instantly.

“Brother, Brother, continue, I’ll definitely listen.”

Su Meng nodded and continued.

“Also, you should be more diligent at home and help your parents do more things.”

“Didn’t you buy so many vegetables? You can cook a meal for your mother!”

“Then tell your mother you love her, and she won’t spank you.”

“Like that…” The fan’s little face wrinkled.

“But I’ve grown up this big and never cooked, I don’t know how to do it either.”

Su Meng chuckled and pushed Boss Yang out directly.

“Come, let me introduce you to a chef, welcome the pink cook Big Honey to the stage!”

……

Big Honey? Everyone’s eyes turned in unison.

Boss Yang, who was watching the fun, was also a bit dazed.

But she had seen the world, after all, and reacted quickly.

She rolled her eyes at Su Meng and said with a smile to the fan.

“I’m not a chef either, I just cook occasionally and only know how to make a few home-cooked dishes.”

“I see you bought chili peppers and pork, so how about I teach you how to make stir-fried pork with chili peppers?”

“This is simple, you’ll learn it quickly.”

“First, you have to marinate the pork…”

Boss Yang quickly got into character.

Su Meng let out a long breath and gave himself a big thumbs up in his heart.

Worthy of you! A life mentor for lost… *pfft!* ignorant young girls!

……

In Pinghe City, in an ordinary residence.

A middle-aged man’s face was blooming with joy.

“Wife, did you hear that? Our precious daughter is going to cook for you.”

“I’ll tell you in advance, no matter how it turns out, we have to pretend it’s delicious.”

The woman dropped the feather duster in her hand and stared at Su Meng, who was smiling on the screen, her tone full of emotion.

“We usually ask her to study, but she refuses no matter what.”

“Today, after being told two words by Su Meng, she’s going to study obediently?”

“If she follows such an idol in the future, what else do I have to worry about?”

“Never mind her, even I’m about to become Su Meng’s fan, he’s truly handsome to the point of being foul.”

The middle-aged man said disapprovingly.

“I don’t have any feelings for Su Meng, I still like Boss Yang.”

“You don’t know, when she was a lifeguard at the swimming pool last episode, that figure…”

He suddenly shivered, as if a murderous gaze was shooting from behind him.

The middle-aged man snorted coldly and shouted angrily.

“Sit down!”

“Isn’t it just kneeling on durian? I’ll do it myself!”

“I, a dignified head of the household, need you to do it? Aren’t you afraid of hurting your hands?”

He couldn’t help but give himself a big thumbs up in his heart.

Worthy of me, experienced and battle-hardened…

*Eh?* Why am I proud? ===== CHAPTER 128 =====

At the entrance of the vegetable market, someone in the crowd suddenly said.

“Girl, you’re wrong. If the oil temperature is eighty percent hot, the stir-fried eggs won’t be fluffy enough. Seventy percent oil temperature is the most suitable!”

“Is that so?” Boss Yang was also a bit embarrassed.

“I don’t cook much, my cooking skills are just average, so I welcome everyone’s criticism if I say something wrong.”

“Auntie, how do you know when it’s seventy percent oil temperature?”

The egg-selling aunt didn’t know when she had squeezed into the crowd. Seeing Boss Yang humbly asking for advice, her face bloomed with joy.

“Young people nowadays all eat takeout, there aren’t many girls like you who can cook.”

“No wonder you can live with this young man.”

“Let me tell you, for this seventy percent oil temperature, you have to look at the smoke…”

Soon, the entrance of the vegetable market became completely lively.

Many middle-aged and elderly people scrambled to share their cooking experiences.

Directly turning the vegetable market into a culinary academy.

This bizarre scene left many netizens in the livestream dumbfounded.

What the hell is going on?

Didn’t you go begging?

How did it instantly become a food sharing conference?

Mom~~~ I’m hungry, watch me show you a trick!

……

“Thirsty? Drink some water.”

Boss Yang ended a sharing session with satisfaction.

Just as she felt thirsty, Su Meng handed over a bowl of water at the right time.

Boss Yang didn’t think, took the bowl, and drank two big mouthfuls.

But suddenly, her body stiffened, as if she felt the texture of this bowl… why was it so familiar?

Looking closely, she felt a bit numb.

Isn’t this the broken begging bowl I’ve been holding for half a day?

Su Meng handed over a pancake and chuckled.

“There happened to be a water pipe over there, so I took some tap water.”

“We’re beggars today, so don’t be too particular.”

“If you’re hungry, eat a pancake. Speaking of which, I’m quite ashamed, this is our only harvest today.”

Boss Yang rolled her eyes at him, took the pancake and stuffed it into her mouth, and shoved the bowl back.

Su Meng took the bowl, didn’t think, and drank the remaining water in one go.

“You…” Seeing his action, Boss Yang suddenly stiffened. ===== CHAPTER 129 =====

Don’t you know I just used this bowl to drink water?

And the position where you drank water, didn’t you see the obvious red lipstick mark?

Isn’t this an indirect kiss?

Su Meng, however, seemed completely unaware, finished the water, and ate the pancake in big mouthfuls.

Boss Yang suddenly felt a surge of anger in her heart.

You’ve already kissed me, and you have no reaction at all?

Are you even a man?

Seeing the pancake in her hand, it was like seeing Su Meng, and she bit down hard.

*Hmph!* Eat you! I’m going to eat you!

No! I’m going to bite you to death!

……

Seeing two big stars gnawing on pancakes without any image, drinking tap water from a broken bowl.

Many people in the crowd were stunned.

The pancake stall owner was even more dumbfounded.

My pancakes are actually this delicious?

These two big stars who are used to delicacies like them?

Why didn’t I know?

A moment later, the young fan asked weakly.

“Brother Su Meng, is this pancake delicious?”

Su Meng swallowed the pancake in his mouth with difficulty and said with a smile.

“Pancakes are delicious because we put in the labor today.”

“Things exchanged for our own labor are naturally fragrant!”

“Oh…” In the crowd, many ignorant young girls nodded thoughtfully.

Brother said it well, so philosophical.

Su Meng didn’t expect that one or two sentences from him could change them.

He cupped his hands to the crowd.

“Grandpas and grandmas, there are many young people here who want to learn how to cook from you?”

“What are you still standing there for? Why don’t you show off your hidden skills?”

“Children, do it yourself, labor yourself, the food you make is the most fragrant.”

“When you learn, Brother Su Meng will taste your craft, okay?”

“Okay~~~~” Many crisp voices rang out in unison.

Then the scene became messy.

“Grandma, what did you just say about the oil temperature? I didn’t understand.”

“Auntie, you just said you captured Uncle with a dish, what dish is it? I want to learn it too, I want to capture Brother Su Meng.”

“Do you have to pick this vegetable? I didn’t know before.”

“Uncle, you can make a shuttlecock with this chicken feather? So amazing? Can you make one for me?”

Seeing the noisy scene in front of her, Boss Yang’s mood inexplicably improved.

Is this the legendary fireworks of life?

For the sake of this fireworks, I’ll forgive Su Meng today.

If he has no reaction next time we kiss, I will…

No! Why do I suddenly have this thought?

Boss Yang was already a bit numb…

……

“No!” Boss Yang suddenly shouted.

“Su Meng, you said this morning that I eat little so my figure is good.”

“You weren’t disgusted by my cooking, were you?”

Ending a day of food sharing, Su Meng strolled towards the gathering place.

Boss Yang followed behind and suddenly reacted.

You only reacted now? Your reflex arc is too long!

Su Meng complained in his heart, but since he only let her eat pancakes today, he was embarrassed to tease her again.

He looked around and quickly changed the subject, calling out in surprise.

“Eh~~ Look there, is there an anime convention?”

Boss Yang looked in the direction of the sound and saw an exhibition center not far away.

In the square at the entrance, many people were busy setting up promotional signs.

The promotional signs showed information about the anime convention, and looking at the time, it started tomorrow.

“What a pity, what a pity.” Su Meng shook his head, seeming a bit regretful.

“If we weren’t recording a show, I would definitely go to the anime convention tomorrow.”

“You’re interested in this too?” Boss Yang was instantly attracted and threw the previous question to the back of her mind.

Su Meng nodded and struck a *chuunibyou* pose.

“Of course, anime is so interesting!”

Actually, he wasn’t very interested in anime himself, but his predecessor liked it very much.

Through his predecessor’s memory, Su Meng already understood.

Many anime works from his previous life also existed in this world.

For example, ‘Naruto’, ‘One Piece’, and even Ultraman and Crayon Shin-chan existed.

It’s just that they were vastly different in music, film, literature, and other aspects.

Boss Yang looked at the anime convention curiously and casually echoed.

“It’s a pity your luck isn’t very good, otherwise you could have caught it.”

Luck isn’t very good… damn it, this sentence is a bit stinging.

Thinking about his five hits out of ten draws, and then thinking about borrowing Bai Bai Bai Xiaoling’s luck to get a grand slam, Su Meng nodded and sighed.

“Yeah, my luck really isn’t that great.”

“Then you’re not as good as me.” Boss Yang suddenly beamed.

“My luck has been good since I was a child, and my mother had someone tell my fortune, saying I’m naturally prosperous for my husband!”

Prosperous for husband? Su Meng subconsciously glanced at her well-developed parts.

He complained in his heart, how is this prosperous for husband? It’s clearly prosperous for children!

Wait… luck is good?

Su Meng glanced at the popularity value that had already reached 1.8 million and instantly became energetic.

He took a step towards Boss Yang, grabbed her hand tightly, and looked sincere.

“Big Honey, lend me some of your luck!”

Boss Yang was startled and stood there dumbfounded.

Su Meng prayed in his heart, thinking he had borrowed Boss Yang’s luck, and decisively gave the order.

“System, ten consecutive draws!”

“*Ding*~ Congratulations on completing the draw, you have received the following rewards:”

“1. 100 clapper tracks.”

“2. Thanks for your patronage *9.”

Damn it! Su Meng almost cursed out loud.

So I borrowed your luck and got 9 ‘thanks for your patronage’?

The only prop was just clapper tracks.

Perhaps because clappers are niche, they only sell for 200,000 popularity points in the system mall, not even comparable to half a song.

Damn it!

Su Meng had a dark face and directly shook off Boss Yang’s hand.