Chapter 56

"Pah! What 'brings prosperity to the husband'? You're nothing but a jinx!"

"I just touched your hand, and I instantly felt like I was covered in bad luck!"

"Su Meng~~~~~~" Boss Yang was instantly ignited.

"I am a woman who brings prosperity to her husband! I just do!"

"What does you being covered in bad luck have to do with me? You aren't my husband!"

"If you really want me to bring you prosperity, then you should be my..."

She suddenly choked on her words, unable to continue, her small face turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The cameraman behind them almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Do you two think we don't exist?

Flirting and acting lovey-dovey right on the street?

And you, Su Meng!

A few days ago you wanted to have a child with Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, and now you want Boss Yang to bring you prosperity?

Scumbag!

"Everyone, welcome back!"

The head director's face was beaming like a flower.

Nonsense, they dominated the Weibo trending list, and the livestream's popularity exploded; how could he not be happy?

As expected of me, the man who has grasped the supreme realm of variety shows!

"Today's work is finished. I wonder how everyone's harvest was? Who would like to share?"

"I'll go first!" Hua Hua Chenyu jumped out impatiently, his face filled with unconcealable smugness.

"I was a rapper for a day today and earned fifty-six thousand!"

"Impressive, impressive..." Many people frowned slightly and echoed perfunctorily.

But in the livestream, the scolding had already begun.

"Pah! What kind of trash is that? You call that rap? It's not even as good as the first line Deng Deng Deng Ziqi sang."

"Leek-cutting! This is nakedly cutting fans like leeks! Do you really think everyone is blind?"

"Hua Hua is still handsome! It's a pity my pocket money is all gone, otherwise I could give him a few hundred more."

"No real strength. If I were at the scene, Hua Hua could earn at least one hundred thousand!"

"If the lady above has the strength, you'd be better off following Su Meng to beg for food."

"Deng Deng Ziqi, what about you?" Although the head director had an idea, he still asked.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi chuckled, looking a bit embarrassed.

"I ran into a group of fans, and ended up forgetting about being a rapper."

"I spent the whole day playing at a KTV with the fans..."

"You're kidding, right?" Boss Yang was instantly filled with resentment.

I spent the whole day begging for food, and you spent the whole day playing?

"So that means you didn't earn a single cent today?"

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi thought for a moment, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

"It's not like I didn't earn anything. The fans treated me to barbecue, and they ordered too much."

"There's still quite a bit left, and I packed it all to bring back. Does that count as earnings?"

"I declare that your barbecue belongs to me. I'm starving to death."

Upon hearing there was barbecue, Boss Yang instantly perked up and directly declared ownership of the food.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi stared at her, full of curiosity.

"Starving to death? Didn't you go begging for food with Su Meng today? Didn't Su Meng say he was going to help you earn big money?"

"What was your harvest today?"

Boss Yang paused, her mouth twitching a few times.

"You might not believe it if I tell you, but the two of us begged for a whole day and only got... two flatbreads..."

What? The group was stunned, their gazes shifting in unison toward Su Meng.

Weren't you quite fierce before?

You even swindled a few hundred from the head director while singing.

And yet you collapsed when it came to the real thing?

A dragon at home, a worm abroad?

Just a tiny bit better than the men's national football team?

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Su Meng didn't feel the slightest bit embarrassed; he spread his hands and said helplessly.

"I can't help it, my fans are too enthusiastic."

"I had just gotten two flatbreads when they bought out the entire vegetable market, not leaving me even a single leaf."

The others were confused, but Boss Yang ruthlessly exposed him.

"Pah! Stop gilding your own lily. What 'your fans'?"

"They are fans of Su Meng, President Su, Master Su, AKA Kabuda Meng, the father of Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's child... what does that have to do with you, Su the Beggar?"

"Wait, why am I involved in this?" Liu Liu Liu Tianxian was instantly anxious.

"What do you mean 'father of my child'? I am still..."

"Save it!" Boss Yang was firing on all cylinders.

"Su Meng announced in public today that it's impossible for him to like you, so just give up on that idea!"

What? This explosive?

Everyone's gaze wandered between Su Meng and Liu Liu Liu Tianxian. What did I miss today?

In the livestream, ever since Su Meng appeared, the comments never stopped.

"Haha, this gossip is truly satisfying for this old man!"

"Su Meng only got two flatbreads? Don't think I didn't notice, your little assistant paid for them!"

"Su Meng isn't unable to get food; he's helping the small vendors."

"Just cooked a meal for Mom, Mom couldn't bear to eat it herself, pushing it back and forth with Dad. Da Da Da Mimi taught her so well."

"Little sister, are you sure Mom couldn't bear to eat it because it was too delicious?"

"Don't be so realistic, person above. Little sister, keep it up!"

"So happy! Mom is encouraging me to be a fan of Brother!"

At the recording site, Su Meng directly interrupted the topic.

"What about you, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue? Street performing is your old profession; you should have earned quite a bit, right?"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head, looking a bit embarrassed.

"My skills aren't great, and I was too embarrassed to take more, so I just took one hundred yuan for food."

"Those elderly folks..."

"Wait, elderly folks?" Su Meng directly interrupted him.

"Where did you go street performing today? Didn't you find a lively place?"

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue explained.

"Clappers are relatively traditional, so I figured middle-aged and elderly people would like them more, so I went to the park."

"You!" Su Meng patted Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's shoulder, his tone full of persuasion.

"Didn't you think about carrying forward this craft?"

"Listen to me, find a place with more young people tomorrow and let more young people fall in love with clappers."

"I'll go with you tomorrow, I'll help you!"

"Ah? Then where should we go?" Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue blinked his small eyes, full of confusion.

Su Meng chuckled and pointed.

"There's an anime convention at the exhibition center tomorrow! It's full of..."