Chapter 58

"Little Sasuke, he was originally a second-generation official in Konoha Village, but domestic violence cost him his life."

Roar... the scene instantly erupted into a burst of laughter.

You're actually singing Naruto clappers?

Depressed child Uchiha? Second-generation official in Konoha Village?

You really thought of that!

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was even more sluggish, falling into deep self-doubt.

Su Meng's rhythm remained steady as he continued to sing.

"On this day, Konoha Elementary School divided classes, and the homeroom teacher was Kakashi."

"There were three students in the class, Haruno Sakura had mental problems."

"The study committee member Uchiha, and the trash little Uzumaki."

"Kakashi, Kakashi took out a small bell with one hand, and picked up 'Make-Out Paradise' with the other."

"Entrance exam to grab the bell, whoever grabs it is the strongest!"

"Good Naruto, used the Shadow Clone Jutsu."

"But only saw little Narutos everywhere in the east, west, south, north, southeast, northeast, southwest, and northwest!"

"Kakashi, used the chakra in his body, used the secret technique 'Thousand Years of Death', hurting Naruto's little chrysanthemum..."

Hahahaha... the audience at the scene laughed until they were swaying.

From Su Meng's first line until now, the laughter never stopped.

You actually turned the Naruto story into clappers?

Is this something a normal person would do?

But why does this Naruto clapper piece get more addictive the more you listen to it?

The audience below was laughing crazily, but Su Meng on stage was completely unaffected.

His pronunciation and articulation were clear, and even amidst the huge laughter, it was still clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.

Not only was the singing full of flavor, but his eyes, movements, and posture were delicate, realistic, and vivid.

"Good!"

In the Deyun Society, Guo Dagang and Yu Qian couldn't help but clap and cheer.

The apprentices were all confused.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Where did you get these Naruto clappers?

No, let's not talk about the lyrics first, the key is how are you singing so awesomely?

Many people subconsciously cast their gaze toward Gao Feng.

After all, in the Deyun Society, his clapper level is the highest.

Everyone also subconsciously compared Su Meng with Gao Feng.

But looking over, they saw Gao Feng's eyes wide open, his chin already dropped to the ground.

Looking at Su Meng on the screen, he was already stupid...

Su Meng on stage was already getting more and more into the zone.

"Seeing Naruto couldn't hold on, Sasuke aimed and shot a kunai."

"Kakashi was hit and lost his life, but look closely, it was the Konoha Substitution Jutsu."

"Uchiha Sasuke got anxious and used the Fire Style Fireball Jutsu!"

"Puff! Puff! Puff!"

"Spitting divine fire from his mouth, whoosh whoosh whoosh, the divine fire surrounded Kakashi."

"Thick smoke rose, flames soared, golden snakes darted, fireballs turned red!"

"Kakashi was burned by the divine fire, the Uchiha clan is truly strong!"

"This time, little Sasuke passed the assessment!"

"Next time, Team 7 declares war on the Land of Waves!"

The clappers tapped a few more times and finally stopped.

But the scene was already crazy.

Damn it, this Naruto clapper piece is too addictive?

Laughter, applause, and cheers intertwined, almost blowing the roof off the exhibition center.

The livestream was in chaos, and the comments were scrolling like a waterfall.

"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! He's actually doing it for real?"

"No way? It's really Naruto clappers? This is too out of place, but why do I just want to laugh?"

"Why does everything become unserious the moment it gets into Su Meng's hands?"

"Hahahaha, Su Meng made me re-recognize clappers, re-recognize traditional clappers."

"Didn't expect Su Meng to like anime too? A kindred spirit, truly a kindred spirit!"

"Dang-li-ge-dang, dang-li-ge-dang, bamboo clappers hit like this, let's not talk about other things, let's talk about the depressed child Uchiha."

"Is the person above a disciple of Su the Beggar? My respects, my respects."

In a mansion in the Imperial Capital.

A gaunt old man raised his hand with some difficulty, his voice weak.

"Good! Good performance! It's sung really well!"

"Even compared to my master, it's not bad."

"Call your Uncle Yu in a while and tell him I really don't know this piece."

"I'm old, my brain can't turn anymore."

"These lyrics... why can't I understand them?"

This old man suffering from a serious illness was none other than Uncle Yu's master, the old-generation crosstalk master Shi Shi Fukuan!

Behind him, his son couldn't help but gasp.

Master Shi Shi Fukuan's master? That was the famous Gao Gao Fengshan!

A famous master of a generation, who reached the pinnacle in clappers, the founder of the "Gao Style Clappers", one of the three major clapper schools!

This young man can actually be mentioned in the same breath as Gao Gao Fengshan?

But he didn't dare to refute and agreed seriously.

"Don't worry, Dad, I'll call in a while."

It's just that they didn't notice that in the corner of the room, the little grandson was already laughing on the floor... Chuan.

On the stage, Su Meng felt comfortable seeing such a lively atmosphere.

"Are you all satisfied with this clapper piece?"

"Good!"

"Satisfied! Very satisfied~~~"

"Good performance!"

"Brother Su Meng is so handsome!"

Su Meng chuckled, cupped his hands, and continued.

"Since you all like to listen, I'll put in more effort today and sing a few more pieces for you."

"Please enjoy the traditional clapper piece 'Ultraman Battles Little Monsters'!"

What the hell?

Countless people at the scene and in the livestream burst into laughter.

You ruined Naruto and that wasn't enough, you're not letting Ultraman go either?

On the stage, Su Meng had already started singing.

"The red flag rises in the Land of Light, Ultraman heroes count Eighty!"

"Eighty is eight thousand years old, came to the Space Garrison, public institutions have prospects."

"On this day, a big monster appeared on Earth, Crescent is invincible."

"He kicked over a small car with one foot, and hit a small plane with one hand."

"Scaring humans into screaming, they invited, they invited the Earth Defense Team's monster nemesis."

"The team members took out small pistols but didn't scratch the monster's skin at all."

"The common people were in an uproar, each one more anxious than the next."

"At this time, someone walked from afar, two eyes shining, showing pride and fortitude."

"You ask who came, Defense Team member Yamato Takeshi, opened his mouth and shouted Eighty!"

"This shout, scared the enemy, this shout, the Earth's people's worries vanished."

"This shout, Ultraman Eighty arrived, this shout, to single-handedly fight the monster..."

Su Meng sang more and more happily, and the atmosphere below the stage was getting higher and higher.

Laughter, applause, and cheers were endless.

My favorite Ultraman was sung into a clapper piece, and it actually sounds so good?

Addictive, isn't it?!

"Two-zero-seven"...

In the Deyun Society, Guo Dagang was shaking his head and listening to the clappers.

Occasionally shouting 'good'.

Uncle Yu, on the other hand, suddenly frowned.

"Old Guo, this Ultraman... why does it sound so familiar?"

Guo Dagang was reminded by him and also discovered the abnormality.

"Surname Ao, name Te, courtesy name Eighty? Why does this name feel a bit wrong."

"Earth? Monster? Car? Plane? Pistol?"

"Old Yu, Su Meng said earlier... this is a traditional clapper piece?"

The many young people behind couldn't help it anymore.

One by one, they slapped the table and laughed loudly.

Master, you are truly old... no, Master is forever young, forever living in our hearts...

Pah, pah, pah!

Seeing the appearance of the many disciples, Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu finally realized something was wrong.

Guo Dagang scanned the audience and pointed to Qin Qin Xiaoxian, who was laughing the loudest.

"Qin Qin Xiaoxian, tell me, where is the punchline of this piece?"

Qin Qin Xiaoxian stiffened instantly, the expression on his face changing from laughter to crying.

"That... Master... do you really want to hear it?"

"Speak!"

"Master, the piece Su Meng just sang... is adapted from 'Ultraman'..."

"The piece 'Three Heroes Battle Kakashi' just now was adapted from the island country's anime 'Naruto'."

"Su Meng broke the dimensional wall this time, air-dropping clappers into the 2D world..."

"By the way, Master, do you believe in light?"

What the hell?

Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were instantly stunned.

Ultraman? Anime? 2D world? Dimensional wall? What the hell is all this?

You're telling me this is a traditional clapper piece?

I'll believe your nonsense!

Seeing the disciples laughing until they were bent over, Guo Dagang couldn't hold his face.

He slammed the table and stood up, his face flushed with anger.

Just as he was about to scold someone, Guo Guo Qilin jumped up, his voice changed.

"Quick, quick! Call 120! My dad is not doing well!"

What?

The laughter at the scene stopped abruptly, becoming deathly silent...

On the stage, Su Meng was already killing it.

"I took care of the anime fans just now, so we have to treat the game fans equally."

"Come, come, come, I'll put in more effort and perform a traditional clapper piece for everyone, 'Mario Saves the Beauty'!"

"Blue sky, yellow ground, white clouds smiling in the sky."

"Rows of bricks floating in the sky, pipes rising from the ground."

"There is a black evil leader named Bowser, who kidnapped the little princess."

"Sent his subordinates Goombas, the Nintendo world is in crisis."

"Watching the world being shrouded in darkness, at this time, Mario fell from the sky."

"I only saw him, wearing a small red M hat, two mustaches curling up."

"Overalls, white gloves, short little legs that can jump."

"Hero saves the beauty, shining brightly, the plumber has arrived."

"..."

"Arrived before my eyes, Bowser's castle, little Mario has joy and sorrow in his heart."

"How can I defeat him alone, I need to invite some helpers to urge the enemy."

"Invited, invited brother Luigi, wearing a green hat, not anxious."

"Red Fortress Jeep, Tank Battle, two pieces of iron."

"Ninja Turtles sitting in the middle, Miner carrying a mummy."

"Cuba soldiers throwing grenades, Donkey Kong throwing barrels is truly invincible."

"Mega Man carrying Double Dragon, Three-Eyed Boy leading the little pig."

"Pac-Man in the circus, Takahashi Meijin riding a dragon."

"Whoosh, old Bowser spitting divine fire from his mouth, Red Shadow warriors coming to the rescue."

"Just heard a crack, Tetris chopping down."

"This is dreaming back to the summer of youth, and now playing the Famicom again!"

"Good!"

"Awesome (voice crack)!"

"Brother Su Meng is too handsome!"

The scene erupted into huge cheers again.

If everyone just thought it was funny during 'Three Heroes Battle Kakashi'.

'Ultraman Battles Little Monsters' had already made them completely hyped.

Originally, the battle scenes in tokusatsu films were mediocre, but being sung by Su Meng with clappers, it was high-octane.

And this third piece, 'Mario Saves the Beauty', sang about nostalgia.

Super Mario, Tank Battle, Pac-Man, Tetris...

These classic games, even if many young people haven't played them, have heard the names.

In the livestream, many middle-aged people had already started the nostalgia mode.

"I remember going to a classmate's house to play Famicom when I was a kid, I didn't even care about eating, my mom brought me back with a broom."