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Chapter 59

~6 min read 1,111 words

"Youth returns!"

"Didn't expect Super Mario to sound so good sung with clappers? Loved it, loved it!"

"Su Meng! You bastard! Okay, I admit I've been sucked in as a fan..."

"I am the world's number one at Tetris, come fight me if you're not convinced!"

At Shi Shi Fukuan's house.

The son had already stiffened, his heart a mess.

Although he didn't understand Naruto, he knew the second piece, Ultraman.

The old man is not in good health, how should he explain this to him?

Before he could think of a strategy, Su Meng's 'Mario Saves the Beauty' had already started singing.

Shi Shi Fukuan, who was frowning and thinking, suddenly startled and muttered.

"Mario? Super Mario? ... Tank Battle? Red Fortress? Tetris?"

"Aren't these games? How..."

"No! He... he turned games into clappers?"

The old man pointed at the screen tremblingly, unable to speak clearly.

The little grandson behind couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha, Grandpa, it's not just games."

"The first two pieces he sang were Naruto and Ultraman, they are anime..."

"Nonsense!" The old man suddenly slammed the table and shouted angrily.

"Clappers are traditional folk art, he actually dared to..."

Before he could speak, Su Meng's voice came from the TV, making him freeze.

On the anime convention stage, Su Meng cupped his hands and chuckled.

"Everyone, everyone, since you like to listen, I'll put in more effort."

"But, I'm a bit tired now, please let me drink some water and rest for a while."

"Now, let's invite little master Xiao Xiao Yueyue to the stage to perform a piece for everyone."

"But everyone knows, in the 2D world, appearance is justice, and someone like Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue... tsk tsk tsk."

"Then let's let him off, let him perform the traditional clapper piece 'Tongrentang'!"

"Are you all willing to listen? Or willing to listen? Or willing to listen?"

"Willing to listen!"

Countless people in the audience roared in unison.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is also a popular contestant, not to mention Su Meng's piece just now had already sucked in countless fans.

Brother Su Meng gave us three choices, so I must choose willing to listen!

Huh? Why are these three options the same?

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was slightly startled, hurriedly walked onto the stage, took the clappers from Su Meng's hand, and said happily.

"Everyone, my clapper skill isn't great, and with my image, the anime circle doesn't want me either."

"I'll perform the traditional clapper piece 'Tongrentang' for everyone, please bear with me!"

After some polite words, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue opened his posture and began to sing.

"Tongrentang, originally an old pharmacy, the master is like a free-spirited king."

"The Medicine King sits in the middle, ten famous doctors lined up on both sides..."

If it were in the past, would the young people attending the anime convention want to listen to this?

But the atmosphere had already been stirred up by Su Meng, and their interest in clappers had greatly increased.

Coupled with Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's popularity, everyone was quite willing to listen.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue understood in his heart that Su Meng was creating an opportunity for him, so he naturally used all his skills.

It's just a pity that his basic skills are indeed average.

Plus 'Tongrentang' is a high-difficulty piece.

With Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's ability, wanting to sing this piece well is really lacking.

By the end, even the audience below who didn't understand clappers could tell something was wrong.

The scene gradually became a bit restless.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue on stage barely finished this piece, and seeing the atmosphere was a bit cold, he was almost crying.

If you let me perform crosstalk, I would definitely hype up the whole scene.

But today, I've lost face big time...

Su Meng saw him finish, walked onto the stage laughing, pulled Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, and signaled him not to leave the stage.

Then he gave Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue a thumbs up and said to the audience.

"How about it? Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is a person you can get along with, right? He's really honest."

"He said his skill isn't great, and it really isn't great, not ambiguous at all."

"Is everyone right?"

"Right!" Seeing Su Meng take the lead, some people in the audience gathered their courage and shouted sporadically.

Su Meng shook his head, looking heartbroken.

"Not professional, you audience members are too unprofessional!"

"Come, I'll teach everyone, we should do it like this..."

Then he opened his posture toward Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue and started to "yoo..." hard.

The audience below burst into laughter, and many people made "yoo..." sounds.

Su Meng waved his arms and said loudly.

"Still not uniform, why are there still people embarrassed to speak?"

"Come, everyone listen to my command, 1! 2! 3! Yoo..."

"Yoo..." Following his countdown, everyone in the audience booed at the same time.

Then erupted into a burst of laughter.

So fun! It's really interesting!

Seeing Su Meng stir up the atmosphere again in a few words, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was already a bit stunned.

Speaking of stirring up the atmosphere, isn't this my specialty?

He was stunned, but Su Meng wasn't; he kicked him calmly and then said.

"With the piece you just performed, not to mention everyone couldn't listen anymore, even your master couldn't listen anymore."

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue got his hint, reacted immediately, and followed up.

"Really?"

"Of course, when I was off stage just now, your master specifically called and asked me to scold you for him."

"Ouch, then what did my master say?"

Su Meng looked up at the ceiling, one hand on his waist, one hand pointing at the air, jumping and scolding.

"Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, you've lost face for the ancestors, I'll beat you to death..."

Saying this, he even jumped a few times, waving his palm in the air.

Seeing him like this, the audience below burst into laughter.

Who couldn't see that this was making fun of Guo Dagang's height?

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is also a master of ad-libbing, reacting extremely quickly, immediately bending down and shouting at the floor.

"Master... don't hit me... my knees hurt..."

"Hahaha..." Many people below the stage laughed until tears almost flowed out.

Guo Dagang has to jump to hit your knees? Then how short must he be.

"You've angered me to death, so angry that my face turned black!"

"Master, that's because you were already black..."

"You dare to talk back? Guo Guo Qilin, bring me my forty-meter machete, and bring a ladder while you're at it..."

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