Chapter 75

"Uncle Yu, I find you particularly kind!"

"Would you like to come to my movie... and play a corpse?"

Caw, caw, caw... A few crows seemed to fly over Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's head, and he was completely numb.

Big Brother, how did your brain grow?

The first sentence you say when you meet someone, you say this?

He had hit it off with Su Meng over these two episodes, and he didn't want Su Meng to annoy the old couple, so he hurriedly laughed twice to smooth things over.

"Hahaha... Su Meng, you really know how to joke, cracking jokes as soon as you meet?"

"How could Uncle Yu look like a corpse~?"

"Pfft!" Uncle Yu spat fiercely at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue.

"Can you talk? What corpse? Don't you know that at my age, this is a taboo?"

Turning to face Su Meng, a kind smile hung on his face again.

"Alright, it's a deal then."

"When your movie starts filming, let me know, and I'll go play a corpse for you."

"Don't look at my age; I've never avoided this!"

What? Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was almost crying.

Uncle, is this a super-large double-standard scene?

Why were you unhappy when I said corpse, but you don't avoid it at all when Su Meng says it?

Su Meng was also a bit dazed and hurriedly explained.

"Sorry, Uncle Yu, I've been pondering a movie script for the past two days and have become a bit obsessed."

"As soon as I saw you, I thought of a character in the movie and felt you were particularly suitable."

"But you have to lie in a coffin..."

"You're being too formal, young man!" Uncle Yu waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

"I've been living with Old Guo... pfft, performing crosstalk, and none of our ancestors for eighteen generations have been good, so it's not like you're any worse."

Su Meng chuckled and cupped his hands at Guo Dagang.

"Teacher Guo, I'm really sorry for using you as a joke on stage a couple of days ago..."

"What's the big deal!" Guo Dagang laughed.

"I watched your livestream, too. If you hadn't saved the show, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue would have died on stage."

Turning to see Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, his face instantly turned black again.

"Look at you, aren't you ashamed? Is your mouth not tied to your belt? Your homework is doubled this month!"

Wah... Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue couldn't hold it anymore and wailed.

May I ask, wasn't I the one you held in the palm of your hand before?

But why, as soon as Su Meng came, I'm no longer favored?

Why?

Just because he's taller, thinner, more handsome, plays the clappers better, and sings better than me...

Huh? No wonder I'm no longer favored.

"Wah~~~ our old beggar woman is back!"

Teacher Teacher Reba was excited when she saw Boss Yang enter the door.

"Go to hell! Stop teasing me, my image..."

Boss Yang had a worried face, but a smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of her mouth.

It seems that working with Su Meng these past few days has been quite relaxing and fun.

"Can you stop getting the benefits and still complain?"

Teacher Teacher Reba curled her lips, her face full of disdain.

"Do you know how popular your show is right now?"

"The top twenty on the trending list have all been taken by you... to be precise, by Su Meng."

"But you're not bad either."

"Now there are quite a few fans praising you, saying you're gentle and virtuous, and can cook; you're simply a virtuous wife and loving mother."

"Your popularity hasn't decreased; instead, it has surged."

"Even now, some video websites are using AI technology to swap your face, fantasizing about you filming those kinds of videos!"

"What?!" Boss Yang was instantly shocked, pointing at Teacher Teacher Reba and trembling.

"Teacher Teacher Reba, you're a pure jade girl!"

"How can you watch those Madou videos?"

Teacher Teacher Reba was instantly stunned and asked weakly.

"Why did you think of Madou as soon as I mentioned that kind of website?"

"Did I discover something?"

The two looked at each other, feeling a bit awkward, and hurriedly changed the subject.

"Um... the weather is nice today, the sun is quite bright."

"Yes, yes... er... it's already dark now."

"Um... what are your work plans recently?"

"I'm going to film a set of videos... pfft! Film a set of photos these next few days."

"I've already told the director; why don't you come as a guest star in the next episode?"

"Oh."

The two suddenly fell into an awkward silence...

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this is too funny."

"As expected, listening to crosstalk is still the most flavorful at the Deyun Society."

"Hiss..."

Inside the Deyun Theater, the atmosphere was very enthusiastic.

After a crosstalk piece ended, the host, Young Marquis Hou Zhen, walked onto the stage with a trace of confusion on his face.

"Everyone, you've really come at the right time today."

"Today, we've temporarily added a crosstalk piece here."

"Are you all willing to listen? Or willing to listen? Or willing to listen?"

Oh? There's a temporarily added program?

The audience below the stage instantly became interested.

One by one, they shouted loudly.

"Willing to listen!"

Hou Zhen said with a smile.

"You all know who the real pillars of our Deyun Society are; they must be Teacher Guo and Uncle Yu."

"But the two of them are older, and their energy isn't as good, so they rarely go on stage to perform crosstalk."

"But today, these two are in the mood and want to perform a short piece."

"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk 'Stealing the Jacket,' performed by: Guo Dagang, Uncle Yu... Su Meng!"

"Good!" A burst of enthusiastic cheers erupted from the audience.

But suddenly, it went quiet.

Many people looked at each other, all a bit confused.

Being able to listen to Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu perform crosstalk is naturally a good thing, but... Su Meng?

"Ah! Master Su is going to perform crosstalk?"

A cry of surprise suddenly came from the crowd.

Someone else shouted unconvinced.

"What Master Su? That's Su the Beggar!"

"Clappers! Clappers! Clappers! I want to hear Su Meng's clappers!"

The atmosphere at the scene instantly became lively.

After all, Su Meng has taken over the trending list these past few days; who doesn't know?

Su Meng, who was waiting in the wings, was also a bit excited.

He came to the Deyun Society this time mainly to visit Guo Dagang.

After all, Guo Dagang almost single-handedly brought the dying crosstalk to a booming, fiery state.

Su Meng still respects him very much.

He even specifically invited him for tea through Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, and he himself used him as a joke on stage.

Reasonably and emotionally, it's only right to come and visit.

But he didn't expect that as soon as they met, Guo Dagang would strongly invite him to perform a piece on stage.

Su Meng has professional-level crosstalk mastery, but he hasn't had the chance to perform crosstalk, so he was a bit itchy and agreed immediately.

As soon as the three of them walked onto the stage, enthusiastic cheers erupted from the audience.

Some people even took out their phones and turned on recording mode.

Fresh! This is Su Meng's first time performing crosstalk!

Although he isn't a professional crosstalk actor, he is handsome!

Seeing these three people go on stage, almost all the disciples crowded into the waiting area, stretching their necks to watch.

It's been a long time since they heard Master perform live.

And this time there's an outsider?

Although Su Meng's clapper skills made them admire him, performing crosstalk...

To be honest, seeing Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu praise him so much, many disciples were really not very convinced.

Su Meng walked onto the stage unhurriedly and methodically adjusted the microphone first.

He first pulled his microphone to a suitable height, then diligently helped Guo Dagang adjust his.

He pulled the microphone to a height of about one meter and said with a grin.

"Teacher Guo, do you think this height is suitable?"

Huh? The audience below the stage was slightly stunned, then erupted into a burst of laughter.

This is making a joke about Guo Dagang's height.

But aren't you being too mean?

Is Guo Dagang that short?

Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were also slightly stunned. Is this starting already?

But both of them are experienced and didn't care.

Guo Dagang pulled his face down and threatened.