Chapter 76

"You better think clearly before you speak. This is my home turf; do you think I'll let you bully me?"

Su Meng puffed out his chest, pointed at the audience, and said smugly.

"Don't you know there's a saying that the audience is your bread and butter?"

"My mom and dad are sitting in the audience. If I can't beat you, can't I call my parents?"

He turned and cupped his hands at the audience.

"Dad, sit tight... that three-year-old dad, why don't you put down the lollipop first?"

"Good!" Hearing him say something interesting, the audience below the stage applauded and cheered.

Guo Dagang laughed.

"Alright, let's greet everyone first."

"Apprentice Guo Dagang bows on stage."

"Apprentice Uncle Yu bows on stage."

"Apprentice Su Meng bows on stage."

Guo Dagang laughed.

"Everyone has seen it; there's one more person on stage today..."

Su Meng interjected softly.

"This is called a third party."

Pfft~~~ The audience below the stage laughed again.

There's an extra person between this old couple; isn't that a third party?

Guo Dagang continued.

"This third party, just like many mistresses, is just a bit more handsome."

Uncle Yu added a direct blow.

"And a bit taller than you."

Hahaha... The audience below the stage laughed again.

Guo Dagang is the straight man today, controlling the rhythm.

"Everyone knows that Su Meng isn't a professional crosstalk performer; he's a professional domineering CEO actor."

"If he doesn't perform well today, everyone, please bear with him."

Su Meng said happily.

"It's okay, we can't wrong Mom and Dad."

"If you all aren't happy listening, then just smash this theater; I don't mind."

"I mind!" Guo Dagang's face turned green.

"You just arrived, and you want to smash my Deyun Theater?"

"No wonder when you played the clappers at the comic con last time, the organizers had to pay to avoid disaster."

"You really are a jinx."

Su Meng knew clearly in his heart that Guo Dagang was helping him cover his bottom line and secretly praising him.

Calling him a jinx is actually pointing out the audience.

He did perform crosstalk and play clappers at the comic con, so he's not an outsider.

This is giving Su Meng face.

Uncle Yu also chimed in.

"Then we have to perform well."

"After all, everyone bought tickets..."

"Refund!" Someone suddenly shouted from the audience, instantly causing a burst of laughter.

Su Meng didn't even raise his eyelids and interjected.

"Teacher Guo, did you see that?"

"As soon as you get on stage, the audience shouts for a refund."

"Your popularity... tsk, tsk, tsk..."

Good boy, not bad!

Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu also nodded secretly in their hearts.

For a moment, both of them were in high spirits.

"Is that because we're refunding tickets? Isn't that because of you?"

"Me?" Su Meng pointed at his nose and cupped his hands at the audience again.

"Everyone, I'm truly sorry. If you really want a refund, it's okay, go ahead!"

"Anyway, the money you bought tickets with today won't end up in my pocket."

Hahaha... A burst of laughter erupted from the audience.

The Deyun Society's refund joke is known to the whole world.

Is this the first time someone has said they can get a refund?

Guo Dagang snorted coldly and said calmly.

"As everyone knows, no refunds is the tenet of the Deyun Society."

"And our ticket window is outside, and the refund window is in Afghanistan..."

Su Meng waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

"It's okay, if you all really want a refund, then just go to Afghanistan to get it."

"Look at all these tables and chairs in the theater; take whatever you like and sell it, and it'll be just enough to exchange for a plane ticket..."

Hahahaha...

The audience below the stage was already laughing until they were doubled over.

Only Guo Dagang's face turned green.

Boy, you really are not polite.

Just arrived at my Deyun Society, and you're thinking about smashing my theater?

How much hatred and resentment is this!

"I'm so angry! Su Meng, you bastard!"

In a luxury mansion, Hua Hua Chenyu swept the things on the coffee table to the floor fiercely.

The manager sat on the side, also looking gloomy.

"Your popularity has been greatly affected by these two episodes; it can't go on like this!"

Hua Hua Chenyu spat fiercely.

"That bastard Su Meng, why is he so evil?"

"Playing the suona for funerals, holding a broken bowl to beg for food; is this something a human does?"

"The audience this time is also stupid; how can they accept this?"

The manager thought for a while and said slowly.

"Our team has analyzed it. Su Meng was able to thrive in these two episodes mainly because he happened to have this specialty."

"Who would have thought that a traffic star could actually play the suona and sing the Lotus Song?"

"Is this something a human learns?"

"Therefore, we must change this situation; the company has decided to put pressure on the production team!"

"Really?!" Hua Hua Chenyu was instantly excited.

"Kill him! Kill him completely!"

The manager shook his head and continued.

"Xinghai Entertainment isn't a pushover; they won't just watch us kill Su Meng."

"And the most urgent task now isn't to kill him, but to pull back your popularity as soon as possible."

"By the way, is your new song recorded yet?"

Hua Hua Chenyu thought for a while, then nodded.

"Are you talking about the song I bought? It's already recorded."

The manager glared at him fiercely.

"What bought song? That's what you wrote! You are the creative genius of the Chinese music scene!"

"Yes, yes, yes! That's what I wrote!" Hua Hua Chenyu also became righteous.

The manager nodded and said slowly.

"The company has already intervened."

"In the next episode, not only will you gain a lot of popularity, but..."

"Hehe, congratulations, you have another song that's going to explode!"

"Brother Yue, did you offend Su Meng?"

Guo Guo Qilin's look at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was a bit off.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head, looking completely bewildered.

"No, we were playing quite well, and we hit it off."

Guo Guo Qilin rushed up, grabbed his neck, and shook him desperately.

"Then why is he so persistent about smashing the Deyun Theater?"

"This is our family's property!"

"After my dad dies, these will all be mine!"

"Slap~~~" A slap flew over from the side and hit Guo Guo Qilin's face fiercely.

"Who? Who hit me... Mom?"

Guo Guo Qilin was about to get angry when he suddenly found that the person standing behind him was none other than his mother, Wang Hui.

His neck shrank instantly, and he completely lost his temper.

Wang Hui glared at him fiercely and said angrily.

"What die or not die? How can you curse your dad like that?"

"I just heard vaguely in the backstage that your dad has a third party? Where is the little fox spirit?"

The group was instantly stunned.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue tremblingly pointed at Su Meng on the stage.

"Mistress, the third party... is him... but..."

"What?" Wang Hui didn't wait for him to finish and exclaimed instantly.

"It's actually a man? Guo Dagang actually likes this?"

She turned and patted Guo Guo Qilin on the shoulder, her face full of determination.

"Son, don't worry, after your dad dies, these will all be yours! No one can take them away!"

"I'm going back to work first; your dad's medicine should be ready..."