Chapter 245

Deng Ziqi's eyes instantly lit up, and she hurriedly ran off to find the guitar.

Su Meng casually took out a piece of paper and, right beside the pork, began to write and draw.

By the time Deng Ziqi came in holding the guitar, he had already finished writing.

He gave a slight smile to the live stream.

"I'll rest for a while first; next, please enjoy Deng Ziqi's new song."

"Let me see, let me see!" Deng Ziqi couldn't wait, ran over, and snatched the paper from Su Meng's hand.

Seeing Deng Ziqi on screen, a chorus of ghostly wails and howls instantly erupted in the live stream.

Ziqi is so cute; she surely won't make me cry again, right?

And there's a new song?

Deng Ziqi glanced over, saw the song title, and her face instantly stiffened.

"Su Meng... is this the new song you wrote for me?"

Su Meng waved his hand and chuckled.

"Just take a look first, take a look before you say anything."

"Today, the atmosphere has already been built up to this point; if you don't sing it, the netizens won't agree."

Ziqi has already been on the verge of tears.

I'm a little fairy; how can you make me sing a song like this?

With no choice, she could only force herself to look at it with patience.

But after just a few glances, her eyes suddenly widened, and a hint of excitement rose on her face.

"This song is simple, but it's so interesting!"

Su Meng chuckled and urged her.

"Then just sing it out as the premiere of the new song; everyone in the live stream is waiting."

In the live stream, countless "expectations" were also flooding the chat.

Deng Ziqi obediently nodded, picked up the guitar, and began tuning the strings.

For a singer of her caliber, after seeing such a simple song once, she could already sing it seven or eight tenths of the way.

Although it wouldn't reach the best effect, it was more than enough for singing in the live stream.

Moments later, Deng Ziqi said excitedly.

"Next, please enjoy my new song—'The Pig Song'!"

Pig... The Pig Song?

Countless people in the live stream instantly spat out their drinks.

Are you kidding me?

What the hell did you do, Su Meng?

We finally got a new song written for our Ziqi, but it's still about singing pigs?

Amidst the complex feelings of countless people, the sound of the guitar rose, and its relaxed, cheerful melody instantly brightened many people's eyes.

Amidst the guitar sounds, Deng Ziqi began to sing.

"Pig! Your nose has two holes; when you have a cold, you still hang snot like a cow~~~"

"Pig! You have pitch-black eyes; you look and look and look but can't see the edge~~~~"

Pfft~~~ Many people spat out a mouthful of old blood directly.

So you really are singing about pigs?

But... this song seems a bit interesting!

A hint of a smile involuntarily appeared on many people's faces.

"Pig! Your ears are so big; you flap and flap but still can't hear me calling you stupid~~~"

"Pig! Your tail is curled and curled; it turns out running and jumping still can't do without it~~~"

"Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail; a well-behaved child who never picks food."

"Sleeping every day until the sun is three poles high, never brushing teeth, never fighting~~~"

This song is truly interesting.

Deng Ziqi herself was in high spirits while singing.

Although there was only one guitar, the performance was full of fun.

After singing the last line, Deng Ziqi, struck by inspiration, even imitated a pig's sound and grunted twice.

Instantly, the live stream completely turned into a scene of laughter.

"Hahaha, this song is really interesting."

"I never thought Ziqi could sing this kind of song? I'm dying of laughter."

"Wrong; it's Master Su who can write this kind of song? Just made me cry my eyes out, and now he makes my stomach hurt from laughing?"

"emmm... My grandparents are now beaming; does that mean my butt is saved?"

"Ziqi imitates a pig's sound so well? From now on, I shall call you Pig Goddess!"

Su Meng walked over with a smile and patted that large slab of pork.

"Everyone, don't forget; we are selling pork right now!"

Huh? Everyone, both on-site and in the live stream, was stunned...

In a conference room of the county government, the county magistrate was presiding over a meeting.

Just then, the door to the meeting room was suddenly knocked upon.

Before he could speak, the secretary rushed in hurriedly.

Seeing this scene, the County Magistrate could not help but frown slightly.

This secretary seems a bit lacking in sense.

At this moment, that secretary was as if he had lost his soul, his entire mind in a daze.

"County Magistrate, it's bad, County Magistrate, a major incident has occurred!"

Hmm? The killing intent in the County Magistrate's eyes shot out directly, and a few words were squeezed out between his teeth.

"Tell me, how exactly has the County Magistrate met with disaster?"

The secretary still looked dazed and said subconsciously.

"Didn't Vice County Magistrate Luo go to find that Su Meng to sell pork?"

"The result... it sold like crazy!"

"Not only have all the goods we prepared sold out."

"But our county has also received many phone calls, all specifically requesting to buy pork!"

"According to preliminary data compiled by several departments, the pigs in our county... including the piglets, are all damn insufficient for the sales!"

What? The crowd in the meeting room was stunned into silence.

How the hell is this possible?

The County Magistrate still could not believe it and hurriedly pressed for an answer.

"Are you telling the truth? Just the pigs in our county have sold like crazy?"

"Yes!" The secretary nodded heavily, his face full of disbelief.

"There are also many people who say they don't want pork, but want to buy live pigs to take back and raise as pets!"

"They even say... pigs are so cute, why eat them?"

"Damn it!" The County Magistrate jumped straight up, gesturing with his hands.

"Are you saying that for those big live pigs weighing several hundred jin, many people want to buy them back to raise as pets?"

"Yes!" The secretary's face was firm.

"It is these live pigs that are even bigger than you, the County Magistrate, that they want to raise as pets..."

Suddenly, an eerie silence fell over the scene, and someone silently gave a thumbs up.

This secretary... indeed has a bright future ahead...

"Teacher Deng, thank you for your hard work! Thank you for your hard work!"

As soon as Deng Ziqi came down, Vice County Magistrate Luo rushed forward to meet her, his face beaming with joy.