Chapter 246

"The county just called me; our county's live pigs and pork are selling like hotcakes!"

"Thank you, Teacher Deng! Thank you, Teacher Deng!"

"Your singing is simply too wonderful!"

Deng Ziqi was also grinning from ear to ear, not yet snapped out of the song's cheerful atmosphere.

"You're too polite; it's all because Su Meng wrote it so well."

"Written well, and sung even better!" Vice County Magistrate Luo was visibly excited.

"You are the great benefactors of our county; on behalf of the 300,000 common people and over 100,000 head of pigs in our county, I thank you!"

"Just from this one item alone, the farmers in our county can increase their income by over a thousand yuan this year!"

Hearing this, Deng Ziqi suddenly felt proud, as if she had done something very sacred.

Vice County Magistrate Luo suddenly had a stroke of inspiration and blurted out a sentence.

"Teacher Deng, can our county invite you to be the spokesperson for our pork products?"

"Since you sing so well, you will surely help our pork products go out of Long Country and into the world!"

"Great!" Filled with a sense of mission, Deng Ziqi agreed without a second thought.

"For such a great favor, I'd do it even if I didn't take a single penny!"

"To be able to become the spokesperson for pork is my honor... P-p-pork?"

Only then did she realize what had happened.

But... it was already too late!

Vice County Magistrate Luo had already taken out his phone and started shouting.

"Magistrate! Great news! Teacher Deng Ziqi has agreed to be the spokesperson for our pork products! And it's free!"

"Magistrate, hurry and arrange for someone to draft the contract and contact Teacher Deng Ziqi's studio!"

"Also, get our county's propaganda department moving!"

"We must make the whole nation know this news in the shortest time possible and sell our pork all over the country!"

In the live stream, netizens who heard this news instantly exploded into chaos.

"Holy crap! Ziqi is going to endorse pork? This style..."

"Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess! Piggy Goddess!"

"Just thinking of Ziqi standing by a pigsty singing the Pig Song, I really can't hold it back."

"Wang Ziqi is really so full of love,"

"..."

"Ever since Su Meng let himself go, have these female stars loosened up too? One old beggar woman wasn't enough, now we need a Piggy Goddess?"

"Now it seems only Liu Tianxian is still barely maintaining her image."

"You yourself just said 'barely'! It's only a matter of time before Fairy Sister is dragged down to the mortal world by Su Meng."

Deng Ziqi collapsed weakly onto the ground, utterly despondent for a moment.

It's over! Now the deed is done, and the whole nation knows I'm endorsing pork.

How the hell can I back out now?

My image...

Piggy Goddess Deng Ziqi?

5555... I really want to sing a song right now...

My nose has two holes, and when I cry, snot hangs from me like cow horns~~~

In front of the camera, Su Meng walked over again carrying a large bag.

"Come, come, what we're about to sell is a specialty from Huayin County, Shaan Province: toon leaves and Sichuan peppercorns."

Sichuan peppercorns? Toon leaves?

Is this selling getting more and more flavorful?

At this moment, countless people in the live stream had already forgotten why they came.

They were just watching the live stream with great interest, expecting what Sumengyou Society would pull off this time.

Would it be another short essay, or another song?

Hmm... with Piggy Goddess here, are Peppercorn Goddess and Toon Goddess far behind?

Under the gaze of the masses, Su Meng finally spoke.

"Everyone can see, what I'm holding in my hand is... is... scratch"

What is it? Everyone was waiting in anticipation.

Under the gaze of countless people, Su Meng's face suddenly twisted, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

His mouth opened wider and wider, wider and wider.

Finally—

"A-choo!"

A thunderous sneeze burst forth with the force of a gale charging the stars.

Pfft~~~~

Countless people in the live stream almost spat blood.

I waited so damn long, and you just give me a big sneeze?