Chapter 310

Boss Yang wore a small red jacket and had her head wrapped in a scarf.

Under Su Meng's miraculous makeup technique, her eyebrows and eyes seemed unchanged, yet she instantly transformed into a perfectly standard rural woman.

Not only her, but Su Meng's styling was enough to make people spit out their rice.

Although one glance made it clear it was Su Meng himself, this attire...

Especially with his face shape elongated, anyone who saw it couldn't help but want to laugh.

Was this really those two glamorous superstars?

Wasn't this just a rural couple?

Boss Yang opened her mouth and shouted: "Hey, Big Swindler! Big Swindler!"

Su Meng carried a pair of crutches, hands behind his back, strolling along; hearing this, he turned around slowly and deliberately.

"Why call me Big Swindler? We're out here selling this stuff today; can't you just not use my stage name?"

Big Swindler?

Pfft~~~~ Countless people in front of TV set 26 burst out laughing at the same time.

Especially the audience in Northeast China; wasn't this title too affectionate? You call this thing a stage name?

Although viewers from other regions didn't understand the meaning of "swindle," deep down, those two characters seemed to possess a kind of magic that made them want to laugh.

Boss Yang said helplessly: "Child's father."

Su Meng: "Sigh."

Boss Yang smacked her lips and said: "If I were you, I wouldn't sell these crutches. Everyone on the streets has good legs; who would buy your stuff?"

Su Meng pouted and said: "Nonsense. Not selling? Making these crutches cost both labor and materials; I didn't sleep for a whole day and night. If I don't sell them, won't I lose money?"

Boss Yang: "Oh my, but with everyone on the streets having good legs, can they even be sold!"

Su Meng smiled slightly.

"Don't you know me yet? You even call me Big Swindler."

"I can swindle a straight person into going crooked, I can swindle a quiet person into being teased, I can swindle a sharp person into being pinched; a couple living well together, I can swindle them into breaking up!"

"Today we sell crutches; I can swindle a pair of good legs into becoming lame!"

"Hahahaha~~~~~" In the living room, everyone in the room was laughing uncontrollably.

So you actually intended to scam people.

And you even want to swindle good legs into becoming lame?

How is that possible?

This opening instantly hooked the audience's curiosity!

Boss Yang pouted slightly and laughed: "I already know your strong suit. My child's father is quite interesting; I heard when people buy horses, he goes there to sell car harnesses; I heard when people buy motorcycles, he goes there to sell safety helmets; I heard when people have insomnia, he goes there to sell sleeping pills; I heard people—

Su Meng waved his hand: "Stop talking; this is called market timing; grasp the advance quantity!"

Boss Yang chuckled: "Even your advance quantity sometimes misses the mark!"

Su Meng spread his hands: "These crutches missed the mark."

Boss Yang pouted and said: "I heard Lock Column drove a four-wheeler and smashed his leg. You worked day and night making these crutches, but he smashed it so badly that after leaving the hospital, he went straight to a wheelchair. These crutches didn't sell."

Wheelchair?

Hahahaha~~~~

Countless viewers both on-site and in front of their TVs burst out laughing at the same time.

This person has too many tricks up his sleeve! Is this called grasping market advance quantity?

Su Meng snorted: "Don't rush; today I will sell these crutches."

Boss Yang: "With everyone on the streets having good legs, who will buy them?"

Su Meng put his hands behind his back: "Wife, today we will specifically find someone with good legs to sell to; let's see my Big Swindler ability."

Boss Yang: "Isn't this deceiving people?"

Su Meng chuckled: "Let the willing be hooked; do you understand? Help me shout a couple of lines."

Boss Yang: "I don't know how to swindle."

Su Meng: "Follow my lead, okay? Hey, someone's coming, shout!"

Just then, Xiao Xiao Yueyue rode past on a bicycle, his clothing and appearance equally rustic.

Boss Yang reluctantly shouted loudly: "Ah, crutches! Crutches! Crutches!"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue held the handlebars as they tilted more and more. "Hey, hey~~~"

"Crutches! Crutches! Crutches!" Boss Yang said with her sleeves tucked in.

Xiao Xiao Yueyue stopped the bike: "Hey hey hey, what are you blindly directing? Do you know where I'm going and just let me turn?"

Su Meng reminded from the side: "Shout 'selling'."

Boss Yang shouted: "Selling! Selling!"

Su Meng asked angrily: "Selling what?"

Boss Yang: "Crutches."

Su Meng: "Connect them."

Boss Yang then shouted loudly: "Selling crutches! Selling crutches!"

Selling people?

Hahahaha~~~~~

Hu Zhengyuan couldn't hold back either, spitting the wine right out of his mouth.

Although he had watched this skit rehearsed many times before.

Yet why did it feel so hilarious every single time he watched?

His mouthful of wine soaked every dish on the table, yet at that moment, not a single person in the whole family noticed.

Because everyone present was now laughing so hard they were toppling over.

"Trafficking?"

"Hahahaha~~~~"

"Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter! Why is Boss Yang so funny?"

On the television, the program continued.

Xiao Xiao Yueyue stopped his bicycle with a foolish look and walked over: "Huh? What's going on? Who's trying to traffic you?"

Boss Yang also looked a bit foolish: "No, he's the one trafficking."

Xiao Xiao Yueyue stared directly at Su Meng: "You're trying to traffic her?"

Su Meng glanced at him: "What kind of eyes do you have? Traffic? Could I possibly traffic someone like this? Go ahead and buy her!"

At this moment, Boss Yang was not some glamorous, domineering female star, but a perfectly standard rural middle-aged woman.

Seeing Boss Yang's appearance and hearing Su Meng's line, countless people laughed out with pig-like squeals once again.

Many people in the venue were loudly heckling.

Xiao Xiao Yueyue was also a bit dazed: "Hey, what exactly is going on here?"

Boss Yang gave a dry laugh: "We're a married couple, just playing around!"

Su Meng also laughed: "Hehehe, just playing around, no problem!"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue turned to the camera: "This couple, during the New Year, selling the wife for fun?"

Selling the wife for fun?

"Hahahaha..."

Qin Jie covered her stomach, laughing until she could barely catch her breath.

Duan Duan Jiangping hammered the table frantically, laughing until tears shot out of his eyes.

"Hahaha, Xiao Meng is actually selling his wife for fun?"

"And he's selling Boss Yang?"

"With a wife like that to sell, give me a dozen..."

Suddenly, he shivered, feeling the laughter around him cut off abruptly, as if a killing intent was coming from the back of his head.