Chapter 311

Duan Duan Jiangping's mind raced, and the conversation naturally took a turn.

"Give me a dozen... put them in our company as artists, so my wife can earn more private money!"

The killing intent suddenly vanished, and Qin Jie smiled brightly again.

"No need, we have Xiao Meng; one can fight ten!"

"Xiao Meng is still better, much more powerful than you!"

Duan Duan Jiangping's heart immediately wailed in despair.

My lord, you've changed! You've really changed!

Didn't you think you loved me the most?

On the television, the sketch comedy continued.

"Big head, thick neck, either a big shot or a cook..."

Xiao Xiao Yueyue had already been successfully tricked by Su Meng.

Su Meng smiled: "Recently, have you felt that some part of your body is different from before? Think, think hard!"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue touched his head: "I don't feel it; I just feel my face is getting bigger?"

"Hahahaha~~~~"

Countless audience members went crazy with laughter.

Your face is big? Is this an official roast?

Roasting yourself so others have nothing to roast?

Su Meng snapped his fingers: "Right, that's not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big? It's because your peripheral nerves are necrotic, blocking the upper part and making it swell."

Xiao Xiao Yueyue was stunned: "Then where is it blocked?"

Su Meng pointed: "Below the waist, from the feet up!"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue: "The legs?"

Su Meng: "Exactly!"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue shook his head: "No, my legs have no major problems!"

Su Meng rolled his eyes and pointed at him, shouting: "Walk two steps! Walk two steps! If you're not sick, walk two steps! Walk!"

Both on-site and in front of the televisions, countless audience members laughed themselves silly.

"Oh damn, Su Meng is too much!"

"Walk two steps, walk two steps, if you're not sick walk two steps! Damn, isn't that line too classic?"

"So mean, so incredibly mean, you've made me laugh until wrinkles formed on my face!"

On the screen, Xiao Xiao Yueyue was also scared, his movements stiff: "Okay, okay~~~ Walk two steps, walk, walk, walk two steps, walk two steps, walk two steps~~~"

Su Meng: "Stop! Is there anything wrong with your shoes? One heel high, one heel low?"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue: "These are sneakers, they stick tight!"

Su Meng: "Exactly, it's your legs that are sick; one leg is short! How about this, I'll adjust it for you."

"Believe it or not, as my hand lifts your leg higher, lift it as high as you can, then stomp down hard, okay? Believe it or not?"

"Your legs are definitely sick; the right leg is short! Come on, stand up!"

Boss Yang watched curiously from the side.

Xiao Xiao Yueyue nervously lifted his leg!

Su Meng's hand came down hard!

Xiao Xiao Yueyue also stomped heavily!

Lift the foot! Stomp down!

Lift the foot! Stomp down!

Finally, Su Meng pointed at him: "Stop! Is it numb?"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue was stunned: "It's numb!"

Boss Yang quickly pulled Su Meng over, asking in surprise: "Hey, why is he numb?"

Su Meng rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, if you stomp, you'll be numb too!"

"Hahaha, if you chop, you'll be numb too!"

In the backstage area of the Spring Festival Gala, some actors were also hiding in various corners, holding their phones to watch the show.

Hearing this classic line, many people laughed out loud.

A few dance performers with outstanding figures and temperament even imitated Xiao Xiao Yueyue's pose, lifting their feet and stomping hard several times.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, it really went numb!"

"Are you stupid, are you stupid?"

"Oh my, I laughed until tears came out, my makeup is all smudged."

"Teacher Su is too funny! This sketch is simply amazing!"

Not just them, but countless curious audience members in front of their televisions were also laughing loudly while imitating their actions and stomping hard.

Instantly, the laughter grew even louder.

"Hahaha, stomping really makes you numb! Isn't that line too classic?!"

On the screen, the sketch comedy had already reached a series of climaxes.

Su Meng: "Walk, walk! Don't hold back, your legs are one hundred percent sick. Don't hold back, relax! Walk! Walk, walk, walk! Walk, walk fast! Walk, don't think, just walk with me, okay? Walk, step by step it'll be fine, walk."

Xiao Xiao Yueyue stumbled along behind Su Meng, walking more and more crookedly, more and more crookedly, "Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my goodness!"

Su Meng laughed, "Right, you walk!"

Boss Yang exclaimed in surprise, "A perfectly good leg talked into being lame!"

Xiao Xiao Yueyue turned back, "What did you say?"

Su Meng chuckled, "Did you see that? Even my wife spotted it. She said you're wobbling and about to go lame."

Xiao Xiao Yueyue was nearly in tears.

"Sister, why didn't this show up earlier?"

Boss Yang laughed heartily.

"That's because you didn't meet him earlier. If you'd met him earlier, you'd have gone lame long ago!"

……

The musical instrument shop owner laughed until he was bent double.

"Hahaha, is Master Su this wicked? It's killing me."

The shop owner's wife collapsed onto the sofa, clutching her stomach, nearly laughing herself breathless.

"That's just too much bamboozling, isn't it?"

"A perfectly fine person, 440, and they were literally talked into going lame?"

"From now on, I won't be a fan of Su Qi'er anymore. Su the Great Bamboozler is my new idol!"

The owner nodded repeatedly, offering rare praise.

"Exactly, exactly!"

"No wonder Xiao Ying has been acting in movies, appeared on the Spring Festival Gala, and entered the entertainment industry."

"Turns out it was all because he bamboozled her."

"Hahaha~~~~"

……

On the screen, the skit continued, classic lines being tossed out one after another.

The audience's applause and laughter rose in waves, never ceasing for a moment.

Xiao Xiao Yueyue: "Big brother, what's going on here? This?"

Su Meng: "Don't rush. You, when you were young, twisted your leg."

Xiao Xiao Yueyue: "No, I only twisted this one!"

Su Meng: "It transferred! Transferred to this leg. Later, your profession was very unfavorable to you. Originally you weren't flipping woks, you were chopping vegetables, always putting force on this leg, pressing this leg heavier and heavier, heavier and heavier~~~ Mild cases make you stand on tiptoe, severe cases cause femoral head necrosis, and the late stage is a vegetative state!"

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