Chapter 92

"Add 'skr' to the third line, and end with 'hold-on'… Damn, trying it like that actually seems to nail the flavor."

"You don't really notice until someone says it, but once you do, it seems like there really are quite a few people like this?"

"So this is rap? Got it, I get it now!"

"Su Meng is amazing. A few sentences and I already know what rap is."

"Wow… big brother is so awesome! Big brother actually knows how to rap too? I'm loving it, loving it."

"Let me confirm once more—Su Meng is really a professional stoic domineering-CEO type, not a comedian?"

"This show has completely overturned my perception of Su Meng. I used to think he was super pretentious, but now looking at him, he's way too down-to-earth, isn't he?"

……

At the show's recording site, everyone was nearly dying of laughter.

Mm, except for Hua Chenyu, whose face had gone as black as the bottom of a wok.

Xiao Yueyue, being a crosstalk performer after all, had a higher threshold for humor and finally managed to hold back his laughter.

"Su Meng, your way of putting it is really too interesting."

"Could you give an example??"

Su Meng thought for a moment, then suddenly asked.

"Do you know the tongue-twister 'Eight Hundred Soldiers'?"

"Of course, that's my bread and butter."

"Then I'll use that as my example." Su Meng waved his hand and started right away.

"Eight hundred soldiers charge up the northern slope↗"

"Artillery soldiers run side by side to the north↘"

"Artillery soldiers fear messing up the soldiers, skr"

"Soldiers fear bumping into artillery soldiers, hold-on…"

The addictive melody, combined with Su Meng's dead-serious performance, produced an excellent effect.

At the scene and in the livestream, an incomparable wave of wild laughter erupted once again.

Deng Ziqi was squatting on the ground, already laughing too hard to stand up.

Where was even a trace of the ethereal fairy-sister image on Liu Tianxian now?

She had flung herself onto a nearby table, pounding it frantically,

and Boss Yang was clutching her belly, laughing until tears came out.

Her violent body-shaking set off a wave of surging motion, causing many sharp-eyed netizens to gulp hard.

……

"Su Meng!!!" At this moment, Hua Chenyu had completely lost it.

I just blew rap up to the skies, using it to show off my style.

And you just tossed my face to the ground and trampled all over it?

Thinking of this, rage has already completely shattered his reason.

"Su Meng! You freaking country bumpkin!"

"Do you have any idea how hot underground rap is?"

"Do you have any idea this is a form of free expression?"

"Do you have any idea this is an angry cry of defiance?"

"Do you dare to have a go with me—"

"I'll use rap to diss you properly, and make you regret ever coming into this world!"

What? The whole scene fell silent in an instant.

Everyone stared at Hua Chenyu, dumbfounded.

Has this guy lost his mind? Swearing outright at someone?

This is a show being recorded!

There are over a million netizens in the livestream!

……

A cold smirk curled at the corner of Su Meng's mouth.

"If you're going to talk, then talk properly. All that half-baked, neither-here-nor-there nonsense—do you really think that makes you classy?"

"What 'free cry of defiance,' 'angry expression'—you're really good at gilding yourself, aren't you?"

"Isn't it just cursing someone out?"

"If you want to learn to curse people out, do you even need to learn this foreign stuff?"

"Our Dragon Nation has five thousand years of history—what kind of good thing don't we have? Even our cursing culture is vast and profound."

"But hey, isn't it just a matter of being neither here nor there? Isn't it just dissing people? Then I'll satisfy you!"

"Su Meng!" Liu Tianxian rushed forward, grabbed him, and said urgently.

"Don't act rashly—we're live right now!"

"Relax!" Su Meng gave her a slight smile.

"It's just dissing someone, right? I'll keep it very harmonious."

Harmonious? Diss?

Liu Tianxian froze on the spot.

What does any of this have to do with anything? You've already dissed someone, and you're calling it harmonious?

Is this you taking advantage of the fact that I'm poorly read?

……

Only at this moment did the executive director finally react, his face turning green instantly.

This is a live broadcast accident, this is definitely a live broadcast accident!

"Why are you still frozen? Switch quickly…"

Before he could finish speaking, Su Meng's voice suddenly rang out.

Though without accompaniment, his enunciation was clear, highly melodic, and carried a hint of demonic allure.

"Yo~ yo~ yo~

"Yo~ yo~ yo yo~ yo~ yo~"

"Your rap is so awkward!"

"Now join me and knock them all down!"

"If this were Avengers: Infinity War, then I'm Thanos!"

"Let me tell you a secret—I'm from Southeast Asia!"

Southeast Asia? Everyone was stunned.

How did this even get tied to Southeast Asia?

Su Meng did not pause for a moment; he continued to mutter while shaking his head and swaying his body.

"@#$@%#... $#...! # of $"

"@！￥#%……

What the hell is that?

Everyone was stunned again.

They didn't know what he was muttering, but the tone and cadence sounded exactly like a Southeast Asian language.

Is he… messing around?

Moments later, the live stream erupted again in wild laughter.

How interesting is this Su Meng?

The several female stars on site were stunned by Su Meng's sudden antics.

After a brief pause, they suddenly relaxed and burst into laughter.

Su Meng is deliberately downplaying the diss, using this method to save face!

Once they realized this, the heavy stone in their hearts finally vanished.

But just as they let down their guard, Su Meng had already finished that pseudo-Southeast Asian rap.

He ended the performance with four firm, powerful words—

"I'm your dad!"