Chapter 93: These young people nowadays, when they get hyped up they call each other daddy?

"I am yer daddy!"

Caw caw caw~~~~

Accompanied by a few caws of a crow, Duan Jiangping's body stiffened, and his movements stopped in an instant.

The teapot in his hand tilted, a stream of water poured into the teacup, and then overflowed.

It flowed across the tea table into an emerald-green patch.

"Hahaha… Su Meng is really too funny…"

"Hahaha… I am yer daddy… hahaha… waa waa waa…"

Qin Jie, sitting across from him, laughed out loud while tears streamed down her face.

My family's artist is openly cursing people during a livestream?

This is really too funny, I'm going to die laughing… dead…

Duan Jiangping set down the teapot expressionlessly, stood up and rummaged through the cabinet.

A moment later, he sat back down carrying a bottle of liquor.

"Qin Jie, I'm in a good mood today, keep me company for a couple of drinks."

Qin Jie grabbed the bottle and examined it carefully, then gave a slight nod.

"Right, this is the one."

"This is top-notch fake liquor, the kind that can absolutely kill someone!"

Duan Jiangping nodded and calmly poured himself a glass.

"By the way, when is this world going to be destroyed?"

……

In the livestream room, everyone had already gone completely wild.

"Holy shit! What the hell was that?"

"Hahaha, someone's pretending to be Southeast Asian, this Southeast Asian rap, why does it sound so addictive?"

"Is anyone big-dicked enough to translate what Su Meng was actually singing?"

"Who cares what he's singing? Just get hyped! This segment is simply demonic."

"Hahahaha, Su Meng is really on the path of being a comedian… I am yer daddy! Holy shit, was he cursing someone?"

"No way, no way, Su Meng is cursing people?"

"Exactly, how could he curse people? This is a livestream, his manners are way too low!"

"Su Meng! You actually dare to curse our Hua Hua, I will be absolutely irreconcilable with you!"

"Hearing someone curse Hua Hua, why do I suddenly feel so happy?"

……

"Hahaha, Su Meng, you're too much fun!"

Xiao Yueyue suddenly burst out laughing, speaking between laughs.

"Who would've thought rap could be this interesting, just like our crosstalk, playing the father-son gag on stage too?"

He tilted his head slightly, dodging the camera, and winked frantically at Su Meng.

Boss Yang beside him immediately understood.

Xiao Yueyue was covering for Su Meng, so she quickly picked up the thread and said.

"Right, Su Meng, who would've thought you also know Southeast Asian language?"

"What the heck were you saying just now?"

Liu Tianxian and Deng Ziqi also caught on and quickly helped defuse the situation.

"What's so interesting about it? He was just talking nonsense to be funny."

"Su Meng, who would've thought you had this kind of comedic talent? Then you and Xiao Yueyue really make a great pair!"

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Yueyue nodded frantically.

"And those last four words 'I am yer daddy,' that's Henan dialect, right? I'm a Henan person myself!"

"You didn't say it standardly either, the second character in Henan dialect isn't pronounced 'shi,' it should be 'si,' try it again."

"Really?" Su Meng nodded and obediently repeated.

"I si yer daddy! I si yer daddy! I si yer daddy!"

"Right! That's right!"

Xiao Yueyue slapped his thigh, then suddenly froze.

"Ehhh~~~ that's how you should say it."

The three actresses also nodded in relief, then froze in an instant.

If memory serves, weren't we originally helping you defuse the situation?

But why… you became my daddy?

……

In the livestream room, the netizens instantly laughed their heads off.

"Hahahaha, what kind of cursing is this? This is clearly just being silly!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Su Meng is just too funny, isn't he?"

"Last episode he really took advantage of the fairy sister, this episode he directly took advantage of everyone?"

"Hahaha, who would've thought celebrities also play the father-son gag, this is way too down-to-earth."

"To the one below, I si yer daddy!"

"To the one above, I si yer daddy!"

"The two upstairs actually turn out to be father and son to each other — impressive, truly impressive!"

"Huh? If Big Brother is their daddy, then doesn't that make me their little aunt?"

"Who would've thought Su Meng was this funny? Who the hell said he was a born domineering-CEO type? His manager really doesn't know a thing!"

"Exactly — if it weren't for joining this show, his manager would've steered Su Meng down the wrong path!"

"……"

Qin Jie, who had just raised her wine glass, suddenly felt a chill, as if someone behind her were cursing her.

Her hand couldn't help but tremble, and the wine in the glass spilled out at once.

She sighed, about to pour herself another glass.

The voice from the computer suddenly came through, and the bullet comments flew up in perfect unison.

Qin Jie froze, then her face changed drastically, and she snatched the wine glass Duan Jiangping had been bringing to his lips.

"Boss, wait — look, quick!"

Duan Jiangping instinctively scanned those bullet comments, the corner of his mouth twitching several times, his face full of disbelief.

"In other words, Su Meng became their daddy — and that's not even an insult?"

"Yeah…" Qin Jie sighed and said softly.

"Young people nowadays really know how to play, huh?"

"Play until they're high, and still have to call someone daddy?"