Chapter 6: Traveler? Fulfiller!
"The first item on the list of unserious matters: nickname—Walking Human Disaster!"
"As everyone knows, the atmosphere across the nations of Teyvat is generally quite harmonious."
"Since the Khaenri'ah incident five hundred years ago, no major events have occurred."
"But after the Traveler from another world arrived, everything changed!"
"They went to Mondstadt, where the Stormterror Dvalin revolted and began attacking the City of Mondstadt."
"They went to Liyue, where the Archon Osial and his spouse were resurrected."
"They went to Inazuma and dropped the act, joining the Resistance!"
"They went to Sumeru, and the people of Sumeru City almost died."
"They went to Fontaine, and the entire nation of Fontaine was flooded~"
"In the process, the number of Hilichurls, Fatui, and Abyss Order members who died at the Traveler's hands is countless."
"Teyvat has suffered under the Traveler for far too long~"
After Luo Chen barely suppressed his laughter while finishing these words, he felt extremely eager.
I wonder what kind of reaction Lumine will have after reading this?
Outside the City of Mondstadt.
At this moment, Lumine was completely dumbfounded.
After hearing that term with its "teasing" connotation, she felt something bad was coming.
But she never expected it to be so outrageous!
One second, she was portrayed as the hero of all Teyvat,
and the next, she was turned into a calamity-bringer!
If they hadn't clarified beforehand that it was meant to be "teasing," she would have gone berserk right then.
"Slander! He is slandering me!"
Lumine looked furious and indignant.
Nearby, Paimon and Amber said nothing, both holding back their laughter.
Judging by the scene, it was clear they were barely holding it in.
[Supernatural Chat Group]
[Barbara: Uh, I've finished reading, but I don't know what to say.]
[Venti: Eh-heh, so that's what a "walking human disaster" means!]
[Ganyu: It seems that way on the surface, but something feels off.]
[Hu Tao: Wow, Traveler, your situation must really need the services of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. How about it? Want some?]
[Lumine: Slander! He is slandering me!]
[Zhongli: By universal reason, that is indeed the case! Is this what he meant by "teasing connotation"?]
[Kamisato Ayaka: So terrifying. If they hadn't mentioned it beforehand, I would have thought Lumine actually did all these things.]
[Furina: What kind of Traveler is this? Clearly, a "fulfiller"!]
[Yae Miko: A fulfiller? Oh, that's a nice title!]
[Paimon: Pfft~ Haha, I'm dying of laughter!]
[Lumine: What are you laughing at? You're part of this too!]
[Paimon: ...]
Looking at the chat history in the group, Lumine felt like crying but had no tears.
Although she knew these people were joking, they were all doing it!
How incredibly awesome the exposure of her honorable deeds was before~
How socially dead she is now.
"I actually thanked that man just now..."
"I was so naive..."
Lumine felt somewhat exhausted.
However, even more unserious things are yet to come!
In the rental apartment, Luo Chen continued with a smile.
"Next is the second unserious point—the walking 'wanted criminal'!"
"As the name suggests, it means that wherever the Traveler Lumine goes, she gets wanted!"
"In Mondstadt, under Venti's 'instigation,' Lumine, Paimon, and he went to steal the Skyward Harp."
"Although the Fatui intercepted it, they were still suspected of being wanted criminals."
"Thus, they were wanted by the Knights of Favonius."
After speaking, he played a clip from the game.
[Supernatural Chat Group]
[Barbara: What? You... you actually wanted to steal the Skyward Harp?]
[Jean: Don't get excited. Judging by the footage, it was all to save the Stormterror!]
[Lisa: In that case, little cuties, you could have just asked directly. Why steal it?]
[Lumine: ...]
[Paimon: ...]
[Venti: Eh-heh~]
[Jean: It seems this bard is also one of the helpers in saving the Stormterror. Can you come to the Knights of Favonius later?]
[Venti: No problem. Do you have wine?]
[Jean: Uh... don't worry, there will be some.]
[Venti: Alright, leave it to me!]
The Cathedral of Favonius.
Barbara withdrew her gaze from the light screen.
"No, the Skyward Harp must absolutely not be stolen!"
"Even if it is to save the Stormterror, it must be under my supervision!"
"Otherwise, if it is destroyed, even spending the rest of my life atoning to Lord Barbatos would not be enough!"
Thinking this, Barbara's expression became firm.
After telling the nun beside her, she hurriedly ran toward the place of the Skyward Harp.
She would guard it closely.
On the light screen, Luo Chen continued speaking.
"In Liyue, after Lumine and Paimon arrived here, the Rite of Descension was happening."
"I intended to attend, but who knew we would encounter the assassination of the Geo Archon."
"Seeing the Millelith arrive to investigate, Lumine and Paimon immediately prepared to flee."
"Thus, they were wanted again!"
After speaking, he played the scene from the game once more.
This time, unlike before, he dropped a huge bombshell!
The Geo Archon assassinated?
This is serious!
Instantly, the chat group erupted in commotion.
[Cloud Retainer: What? The Archon assassinated? How... how could this be?]
[Moon Carver: Impossible, absolutely impossible!]
[Xiao: With the Archon's immense power, who could harm him?]
[Neuvillette: Indeed! I have also heard of the name of the War God. On Teyvat, those capable of assassinating him should be few and far between.]
[Tartaglia: Could it be... the Traveler? Or perhaps the Liyue Qixing?]
[Lumine: ......]
[Paimon: ......]
[Ningguang: ......]
【Keqing: ……】
【Ganyu: ……】
The Jade Chamber.
The atmosphere here was somewhat heavy.
"Ah, as expected, something has gone wrong!"
"The Geo Archon was assassinated..."
Thinking of the scenes in the light screen, Ningguang's face looked rather unpleasant.
No wonder the Geo Archon was not seen during the battle against Osial.
So that's how it was!
"B-but who could harm the Geo Archon?"
Keqing, the cat, was shocked and looked utterly confused.
"Perhaps someone found the Geo Archon's weakness?"
"As for the Traveler... that's unlikely."
Ganyu guessed.
But regardless, the situation has escalated greatly.
【Lumine: By the way, may I make my case? No, wait, explain myself.】
【Yanfei: Sure!】
【Lumine: At that time, I thought the Geo Archon was the one who sealed me, so I tried to escape to avoid being caught.】
【Ningguang: I believe you! Judging from the previous scenes, you were helping Liyue, so you wouldn't do such a thing.】
【Ningguang: But for safety's sake, if you come to Liyue later, please visit the Jade Chamber.】
【Ningguang: As for us, the Liyue Qixing, as mortals of Liyue Harbor, we have neither motive nor the ability!】
【Keqing: If the Adepti do not believe us, you may come to Liyue Harbor to supervise.】
【Ganyu: Adepti, and the Great Demon Subduer, do not get agitated yet; there is still time.】
【Cloud Retainer: Then why was the Geo Archon assassinated?】
【Paimon: It must be the Fatui! That Tartaglia just now was deliberately shifting the blame!】
【Tartaglia: ……】
【The Lady: Well done! The Tsaritsa will reward you!】
【The Doctor: Heh, not bad~】
【Scaramouche: In this matter, I would call you the strongest!】
【Tartaglia: ……】
【Tartaglia: You are giving me too much credit. What merit do I have?】
【Tartaglia: Rather than saying I assassinated him, it would be more accurate to say the Geo Archon committed suicide.】
【Cloud Retainer: Insolent! How dare you show such disrespect to the Geo Archon!】
【Xiao: Who is the Geo Archon? How could he commit suicide without reason?】
【Moon Carver: It must be you Fatui who did it!】
【Tartaglia: ……】
【Zhongli: ……】
End of Chapter
