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Chapter 136

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Not a goat!

And even less a Coconut Goat!

…

Without waiting for everyone to discuss, Luo Chen dragged the mouse again to close the previous video,

and then adjusted a new video.

This video was the soul of "Coconut Goat" and "Coconut Milk"!

Of course, he also changed some things slightly.

Removed the 1sp meaning.

After all, persecution is persecution, but some degrees still need to be grasped.

Seeing the new video, the people of Teyvat were not in a hurry to discuss, and they all looked forward to it one after another.

…

In the light screen, the picture started to move.

Video title — 【Authentic Coconut Milk, Coconut Goat Brand!】

Accompanied by the light and cheerful music of Liyue,

in the picture, a packaging box was displayed before everyone's eyes.

Directly above the packaging box:

【Authentic Coconut Milk Coconut Goat Brand】

In the middle of the packaging box:

Left side: 【I am Wang Xiaomei】, 【Authentic Coconut Milk Coconut Goat Brand】, 【I have been drinking it since I was small】.

Right side: is the Coconut Goat-shaped Miss Ganyu with the packaging box on her head.

Below the packaging box:

【6000 years of persistence in Liyue Harbor using fresh coconut juice and mountain goat milk】

【Freshly squeezed coconut juice】

【No milk powder, no miscellaneous debris, no fake milk to deceive people】

Subsequently, a voice-over followed.

"Coconut Goat brand coconut milk, developed by the half-immortal beast Coconut Goat, has been around for more than 6000 years."

"Deeply loved by the people of Liyue!"

"Now, let's go listen to the opinions of the people of Liyue on this!"

As the voice fell, the picture changed and came to Bubu Pharmacy.

A Qiqi suddenly appeared.

She held a bottle of coconut milk and introduced it slowly.

"Coconut Goat, is the legendary half-immortal beast."

"The milk made by Coconut Goat, delicious!"

"Better than ordinary goat milk, delicious!"

Immediately after, the picture changed and came to the vicinity of a Statue of the Seven in the Liyue wilderness.

A person wearing clothes and a hat whose face could not be seen appeared.

Seeing him holding a bottle of coconut milk, he spoke seriously with a voice different from Zhong Li's.

"I am Morax!"

"The milk researched by Coconut Goat, really not bad!"

"Millennium brand, worth trusting!"

After that, the picture changed again and came to Jade Chamber.

Tianquan Ningguang held a pipe in one hand and coconut milk in the other.

She spoke with a smile on her face.

"I don't have a deep pursuit of diet."

"Drinking a little of this kind of thing on weekdays is enough."

At this time, the picture changed again and again, and came to Yujing Terrace.

This time it was Miss Keqing's turn.

"Even if you drink a billion mouthfuls, it can satisfy your taste buds."

"Clear away all the pressure accumulated on your body."

After speaking, Miss Keqing also took a sip in front of the camera.

Then, same old way, the picture changed again,

this time it came to the 【Crux】 fleet.

Captain Beidou held a bottle of coconut milk and drank it boldly.

It seemed that what she was holding was not milk, but alcohol!

Gulp~

Gulp~

Gulp~

After drinking, Captain Beidou wiped the corner of her mouth dashingly.

Then she gave a thumbs up to the camera.

"After finishing work, drink a mouthful of milk, really refreshing!"

Finally, the picture came to the top of Mount Tianheng.

This time, the one who appeared was Miss Ganyu.

Seeing her holding coconut milk, with a smile on her face.

"Authentic coconut milk, Coconut Goat brand."

"Millennium old shop, you are worth having!"

Up to here, the picture ended.

Everyone was shocked after watching it.

If you say it's serious,

it fictionalized Qixing Secretary Miss Ganyu into a Coconut Goat, and then went everywhere to find people to advertise and promote coconut milk.

But if you say it's frivolous,

it's just a video promoting business.

…

【Supernatural Chat Group】

【Hearing Yaoyao: Wow, Miss Ganyu's Coconut Goat form is so cute!】

【Master Wanmintang: Yes, so I often miss Miss Ganyu when she was young. Chubby, how interesting.】

【Ganyu: …】

【Qiqi: Coconut milk! There is coconut milk!】

【Yan Fei: Understood! So coconut milk is made by Coconut Goat Miss Ganyu using coconut juice and goat milk!】

【Wen Di: Ehe, this is not ordinary coconut milk! Do you understand the gold content of 6000 years of history!】

【Chef Xiangling: Not just that! Bubu Pharmacy Qiqi, Crux fleet Captain Beidou, Tianquan Ningguang, Yuheng Star Miss Keqing, and the Emperor, all endorse it!】

【Yae Shenzi: As expected of Miss Ganyu, she has a lot of face. If only my Yae Publishing House novels also had someone to endorse them…】

【Ying: …】

【Xiao: Even the Emperor also…】

【Zhong Li: Miss Ganyu is an immortal, and her relationship with the Emperor is not ordinary. If there really is such an old coconut milk shop, it wouldn't be impossible to endorse it!】

【Hu Tao: Wow, learned it learned it! This Hall Master will do the same later!】

【Jean: Millennium old shop, delicious taste, can sweep away fatigue, it looks really good!】

【Fischl: A divine object of my Immernachtreich!】

【Oz: Mein Fräulein means it is an essential item for home and travel!】

【Navia: Understood understood, I will specify Coconut Goat brand milk for milk in the future! (Funny)】

【Daocheng Yingmei: Then the question is, where can I buy it?】 ===== CHAPTER 137 =====

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