Chapter 466
【Very Handsome Brown】
【Wangsheng Funeral Parlor】
【A Pity to Miss, Worth Buying】
【Liyue's Poorest Combat Power】
【Are You Talking About That Big Boy?】
【Zhong Erzhu】
【This Is Fate's Choice】
After this series of dazzling tags, the video officially began.
The background was the steps in front of the Knights of Favonius headquarters.
At this moment, Morax appeared on the screen.
However, this wasn't the previous dragon-form Morax, but his normal human appearance.
It's just that this human form was slightly, just a tiny bit, different.
The Morax at this moment no longer had those sharp dragon eyes;
in their place were Klee's round, cute, large eyes.
Besides that, his mouth was wide open.
If these features were on a little girl, like Klee, it would be off-the-charts cute.
But on Morax...
It had a strong sense of strangeness and abstraction!
Seeing this, the people in the chat group felt their vision go dark.
Seriously!
This is Morax?
This is the Martial God who shook the Teyvat continent?
This is even more outrageous than the previous dragon-form Geo Archon!
Immediately, everyone had a strong urge to roast him.
But seeing the light screen continue to flicker, they forcibly suppressed this emotion for the time being,
and continued watching.
On the light screen, the video continued.
At this point, Morax turned around and discovered the Traveler, Lumine.
He immediately spoke with his Zhong Li-version childish voice, full of curiosity.
"Hmm?"
"Are you here to play with Zhong Li?"
"Then you're in charge of keeping watch!"
"Tell me immediately if you see Acting Grandmaster Jean~"
"Hehe, let's go~"
After speaking, Morax happily spread his arms and ran outside.
At this moment, that cheerful background music started playing rhythmically again.
"Ding-ding-ding~"
"Ding-ding-ding~"
"Ding-ding-ding~"
Then a line of large text appeared in the center of the screen.
【Zhong Li: The impoverished Geo Archon. A frequent diner of "dine-and-dash" at Wanmin Restaurant and Xinyue Kiosk, the master of running up tabs in Liyue.】
Next, the scene shifted to the wilds of Mondstadt.
To the cheerful music, Morax stared with his large eyes while constantly hitting Hilichurls.
Every now and then, he would make sounds like "Hiyah," "Ha," and "Heh."
Seeing that he had hit enough, he directly unleashed his ultimate move.
"Jumpy Dumpty!"
"This time I've chosen the high-firepower version used when not fishing!"
He directly petrified the surrounding Hilichurls and other monsters.
And under the bombs, the surrounding grass also began to explode continuously.
Kicking up sparks everywhere!
Seeing this, Morax spread his arms and ran happily through the middle of it.
And as he ran, a figure appeared in front of him.
This figure was none other than the person he feared most—Acting Grandmaster Jean!
At this moment, the background music stopped abruptly.
"Li Li, you should know the consequences, right?"
Jean put her hands on her hips, her gaze sharpening.
Afterward, the scene shifted to outside the solitary confinement room of the Knights of Favonius.
As time slowly ticked by on the clock, the confinement time finally ended.
At this moment, the door opened.
A Morax blinking his eyes, tilting his head, and making cute finger gestures appeared in front of the door.
Immediately, he spread his arms again and happily ran outside.
"Hehe, da-da-da~"
The cheerful and relaxed background music started playing again.
"Ding-ding-ding-ding~"
"Ding~ ding-ding~"
"Ding~ ding-ding~"
Then Morax happily started hitting Hilichurls in the wild again.
"Heh~"
"Hiyah~"
"Ha~"
Under the fireworks of explosions filling the sky, he fully displayed the innocence of a "child."
A dozen seconds later, the music finally came to an end.
With the line "Let's go fishing together next time," the video ended.
……
After watching, everyone in Teyvat before the screen fell silent.
Previously, they felt that although the dragon-form Geo Archon dancing was abstract,
it was more just hypnotic!
But this one right now...
The image is abstract!
The dialogue is abstract!
The actions are abstract!
Every part of the light screen video revealed abstraction and absurdity!
Even without the previous frivolous reviews, this one alone was enough to collapse the mighty and majestic image of the Martial God.
It really is "Sumeru is empty, the Grass Archon is in the mortal world"~
Especially the people of Liyue!
They truly couldn't connect the Emperor in the video with the Emperor in reality.
Just like the people of Mondstadt next door before.
Their feelings were extremely complex. ===== CHAPTER 467 =====
End of Chapter
