Chapter 66
【Amber: Facing the Fatui, I throw heavy punches; facing the Traveler, I am timid... Heavens, is this still the Barbara I know?】
【Lisa: Do you understand the gold content of Mondstadt's number one girl, little cutie?】
【Alice: Why wouldn't you know her? Didn't she just demonstrate the True Monarch of Physical Curse-Breaking a moment ago! (Funny)】
【Furina: The Traveler here must be a fan; Barbara has to maintain her idol image in front of fans!】
【Hu Tao: Eh? This Ms. Furina seems to understand quite well!】
【Navia: Of course! Lady Furina is the hottest big star in Fontaine!】
【Yoimiya: S... so Barbara is actually like this in private?】
【Barbara: N... no! Slander! This is frivolous teasing!】
【Jean: *Cough cough*, that's right, I can testify!】
【Kaeya: And Rosaria, it's like she's a completely different person!】
【Rosaria:...】
【Venti: Ehe, speaking of which, does no one care about the Traveler?】
【Hu Tao: Oh ho, La-jiang~】
【Paimon: Oh ho, La-jiang~】
【Nahida: Oh ho, La-jiang~】
【Yae Miko: Oh ho, La-jiang~】
【...】
【Xiangling: Wow, you guys are so disgusting~】
【Guoba: Lululu~ (Xiangling is right)】
【Furina: Mmhmm, compared to the Mondstadt number one girl with such a huge contrast, isn't that just standard operating procedure for the Traveler?】
【Sangonomiya Kokomi: After yesterday's "Battle of Sealing the Gods," the Traveler's image has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts.】
【Lumine:...】
…
Favonius Cathedral.
"La-jiang..."
"Sister La..."
"Eww—"
Muttering these two terms under her breath, Barbara subconsciously got goosebumps.
So... so disgusting...
Heavens...
…
On the light screen, the video continued.
At this moment, a black Gatling machine gun fell from under Barbara's clothes.
"La-jiang, what is this...?"
Lumine picked up the Gatling machine gun, somewhat puzzled.
"Ah..."
"As an idol, it's very reasonable to carry a weapon for self-defense."
Barbara tapped her index fingers together, her expression somewhat embarrassed.
It seemed she was embarrassed about having a secret discovered.
Hearing this, Lumine put down the weapon.
She crossed her hands over her chest, her face flushed slightly, and she closed her eyes, swaying her waist and acting coy.
"Mmm-mmm-mmm~"
"Even if you don't carry a weapon..."
"I will appear at any time to protect you—"
"Ahhhhhh—"
This tone was similar to someone holding a blanket on a bed, tossing and turning while acting coy and coquettish.
…
Outside Mondstadt.
"Wow, I really can't take it anymore..."
"Ugh~"
Upon seeing that "La-jiang" from her own appearance, Lumine felt a bit nauseous.
At this moment, seeing this deadly, effeminate, high-pitched voice and coy posture,
she could no longer endure it.
She rolled to the side and threw up.
Even Lumine couldn't watch it herself; Paimon, floating in the air nearby, was naturally the same.
How much the two had eaten for lunch was how much they threw up now.
"Wow, so... so something~"
Paimon felt both uncomfortable and wanted to laugh.
If yesterday's Lumine was trash!
Then today's was a flamboyant flirt!
Too flamboyant~
Just thinking about it gave her goosebumps all over.
…
【Extraordinary Chat Group】
【Venti: Hiss~ I thought yesterday's Traveler was already quite something! I didn't expect today to be even better!】
【Furina: I take back what I just said! The Traveler will constantly break through their own limits!】
【Lumine: Ah... if I have sinned, just punish me~ Why go to such lengths?】
【Navia: Hehe, this is what's exciting~ By the way, what is that black weapon?】
【Alice: I know! It's a weapon from another world, called a Gatling! Its lethality is terrifying! Countless people have died under it!】
【Alice: Friendly reminder, this weapon was invented by a doctor~】
【Yoimiya: Aren't doctors supposed to save people? H... how could they invent such a weapon?】
【Hu Tao: Perhaps... to help people leave more peacefully?】
【Bai Zhu:...】
【Lumine: Studying medicine can't save the world, but a Gatling can! Barbara, learn it~】
…
Favonius Cathedral.
*Pfft~*
Barbara couldn't help but laugh out loud.
She had originally been feeling miserable, with no mood to laugh.
But the Traveler's coy posture was just too much...
No wonder there's a saying that happiness is always built on the suffering of others.
However, at this moment, she also noticed the records in the chat group.
"A lethal weapon invented by a doctor..."
"Power from beyond this world?"
Barbara's small face showed some shock.
In a daze, she seemed to understand something.
……
On the light screen, the video continued.
"Damn it!"
"If you're not going to make a move, then I'm coming up!"
End of Chapter
