Chapter 702

【Paimon: Great, great~】

【Alice: As everyone knows, the unserious review is quite unserious! The previous gods, except for Venti, all had their character settings collapsed~】

【Alice: No one being reviewed could walk out of it smiling!】

【Alice: I don't know if the Lesser Grass God is ready this time? (Bad smile. jpg)】

【Venti: Hmm??? What do you mean except for me?】

【Dvalin: Does this still need to be said? Now who in all of Teyvat doesn't know that you, Barbatos, don't do serious things all day?】

【Dvalin: For others, it's an unserious review, but for you, it's all serious reviews! (Dog head. jpg)】

【Zhongli: Rationally speaking, Dvalin is right! (Very serious. jpg)】

【Ei: Morax is right! (Dog head. expression)】

【Raiden Shogun: Ei is right! (Dog head. expression)】

【Nahida: Several seniors are right! (Dog head. expression)】

【Furina: Nahida is right! (Dog head. expression)】

【Venti: ……】

【Venti: Cough cough, today is Nahida's home field! Let's discuss Nahida instead~ Ehe~】

【Barbara: Barbatos-sama makes sense!】

【Barbara: Although the Lesser Grass God is young, since she can become the Grass God, she must have some very "grass" places! (Dog head. expression)】

【Keqing: Although the Geo Archon is powerful and noble as the Martial God! But on the road of being unserious, I think the Lesser Grass God is even better! (Dog head. expression)】

【Yae Miko: Makes sense~ But just talking about cooking, I think Ei is still stronger~ (Snicker. jpg)】

【Raiden Shogun: ……】

【Clorinde: Cough cough, what the people of Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma said is right!】

【Clorinde: Although Furina-sama is occasionally like that, she definitely can't compare to the Lesser Grass God!】

Seeing this, Nahida was numb.

She is the Grass God, but she is really not the God of "Grass"!

She really doesn't want to be better than other god seniors in this regard...

Seeing their god being "slandered", the Sumeru people in the group began to take action!

【Collei: The "Grass" of the Grass God is related to plants, absolutely not "Grass"!】

【Nilou: That's right, that's right! And Lesser Lord Kusanali is so cute, the light screen will definitely show mercy!】

【Faruzan: Currently, the highest record for unserious reviews in the group is the Geo Archon's seven items! Just watch, Lesser Lord Kusanali will definitely not exceed this number!】

【Hu Tao: Really? This Hall Master doesn't believe it! (Bad smile. jpg)】

【Lumine: It's okay! Even if it exceeds seven items, I am still your reliable first sage, Nahida! (Patting chest. jpg)】

【Alice: The most cheeky person and the most "grass" god! Oh, and a stomach that can eat the most! Perfect match! (Dog head. expression)】

【Nahida: ……】

【Lumine: ……】

【Paimon: ……】

You guy~

When the light screen gets to you, I'll make you look good sooner or later!

After playing for a while, the atmosphere in the chat group became active.

And they were looking forward to the Lesser Grass God's upcoming unserious review even more.

After all, this is the source of happiness!

Thinking of this, everyone quickly looked at the chat group.

……

Villa.

Seeming to feel the impatient mood of the Teyvat people, Following Luo Chen smiled.

He didn't sell the suspense and spoke directly.

"Unserious review item one—Nahida's wonderful metaphor!"

"Actually, Nahida and Neuvillette are very similar in some aspects."

"That is, they cannot understand humans!"

"However, one is because she is the Hydro Dragon Sovereign herself!"

"One is because she was born not long ago!"

"Under such circumstances, their choices are also different."

"Neuvillette, due to the special nature of his position, chose to stay away from humans."

"While Nahida chose to observe humans."

"But she is not very good at imitation."

"So, she started using metaphors!"

"Because she thinks that metaphor is a wonderful tool that can use known knowledge to understand unknown knowledge!"

"In fact, understanding it this way is not wrong!"

"But it's a pity that although Nahida knows many great truths, she doesn't know much common sense."

"Hmm, in terms of not knowing common sense, she is somewhat similar to Shenhe from Liyue."

"And precisely because of this, she often says some very strange metaphors."

"As for how strange, you will understand by watching the video below."

Saying this, Following Luo Chen manipulated the mouse to start playing the video.

…

Soon, there was movement on the light screen.

Scene 1: "Nahida's Sharp Review of Seafood"

Nahida saw the Traveler Lumine, looking happy.

"Did you bring new stories?"

"I will exchange with you using the date honey candy I made myself."

Lumine smiled cheekily, then took out the delicious food she had cooked.

【Fragrant Dudu Lotus Seafood Soup】

After eating, Nahida's expression became wrong.

After thinking for a long time while touching her chin, she sighed.

"How should I put it?"

"To use a metaphor, you wouldn't give a dog vegetable juice, would you?"

…

Scene 2: "Nahida's Sharp Review of Faruzan"

"Faruzan?"

"Her body suffered from the influence of the residual power in King Deshret's ruins."

"Just like accidentally being thrown off the back by the big turtle called time."

"Forgotten behind forever."

…

Scene 3: "Nahida's Sharp Review of the Sea of Ashes"

"The Sea of Ashes..."

"There is nothing there."

"Just as empty as the brain of a Shroom-Pig."

"Of course I know."

…

Scene 4: "Nahida asks the Traveler to help introduce the three gods"

"I heard that playing games can quickly shorten the distance between people."

"Is it the same for gods?"

"Why not, after gathering with everyone, I will take the initiative to suggest playing 【Hopscotch】..." ===== CHAPTER 703 =====