Chapter 719
"Then the question is, how does Nahida go to the bathroom?"
"After watching this video, you will know~"
After finishing, he picked up the mouse and operated it.
Soon, the light screen had movement.
…
In the picture, the background is a modern school.
Accompanied by a cheerful little song, Nahida ran quickly in the corridor while holding her stomach.
The expression on her face was anxious.
Under such speed, soon, she ran to the bathroom in the corridor.
Seeing the toilet, Nahida's eyes lit up.
Then she rushed in.
Close the door, sit on the toilet, and a happy expression appeared on her face.
Of course, there is only the upper part in the picture.
However, just at this time, a sound suddenly sounded.
Startled her a lot.
Nahida looked in the direction of the sound in a panic.
I saw above the toilet, the Aranara was playing a huge speaker.
The sound just now came from the speaker.
Now, the sound is still continuing.
"Come on! Work hard! Use force to poop!"
"It doesn't matter if you can't poop it out, at least let out a fart!"
"Come on! Work hard! Use force to poop!"
"……"
Hearing this, the expression of Nahida sitting on the toilet went numb directly.
So far, the video ended.
……
After watching, everyone laughed uncontrollably.
【Barbara: "Come on! Work hard! Use force to poop!", "It doesn't matter if you can't poop it out, at least let out a fart!"……】
【Barbara: Originally I also felt that going to the bathroom is a way to relax, but this……】
【Chef Xiangling: Never expected that there would be a day of being watched and cheered for going to the bathroom! Too terrifying! (Cover face. jpg)】
【Kujou Sara: This is simply more terrifying than fighting……】
【Sangonomiya Kokomi: Indeed!】
【Navia: I am most afraid of being urged by others when going to the bathroom……】
【Alice: No no no~ This is not urging! This is encouragement of love!】
【Alice: The Aranara is worried that Nahida has difficulty going to the bathroom, so it came with such an operation!】
【Alice: Is there any other vassal in Teyvat who is so thoughtful?】
【Alice: Woo woo woo, I really cried to death~! (Dog head. emoji)】
【Nahida: ……】
She doesn't want such cheering either……
【Paimon: Look at other people's vassals! Look carefully, learn carefully! @Dvalin @Azhdaha @Yae Yae Shenzi】
【Dvalin: Makes sense, I will go learn it later! (Dog head. emoji)】
【Azhdaha: Count me in~ (Dog head. emoji)】
【Yae Yae Shenzi: Tsk tsk, seems very interesting~】
【Lumine: Wait!】
【Lumine: I have a question! Do gods go to the bathroom in reality?】
Hearing this question, many people in the chat group were stunned.
Eh?
Seems to be a question!
【Venti: Ehe, since they are all gods, of course not~】
【Zhong Li: Generally speaking, indeed so! Even not eating or drinking is possible!】
【Makoto: Yes! Otherwise Ei and the Lesser Lord Kusanali couldn't stay in one place for five hundred years!】
【Kitsune Saiguu: If they needed to go to the bathroom, the Plane of Euthymia and the Sanctuary of Surasthana would be foul-smelling directly, think about that scene, tsk tsk…… (Dog head. emoji)】
【Ei: ……】
【Nahida: ……】
Thank you!
Felt offended……
Dvalin, Azhdaha, and Yae Yae Shenzi felt a bit pity~
Why don't gods go to the bathroom?
If they went to the bathroom, they could also learn the Aranara's way in the light screen.
Think it must be very interesting.
Pity, pity~
At this time,
【Lord Lord Weilaite: Gods don't need to go to the bathroom? Then why have I seen Lady Lady Funingna go to the bathroom often? (Doubt. jpg)】
【Hu Tao: Understood! Lady Funingna is actually not the Water God, just an ordinary person! (Dog head. emoji)】
【Lumine: Gods don't need to go to the bathroom, ordinary people need to go to the bathroom! So Lady Funingna = ordinary person! No problem! (Dog head. emoji 783)】
【Navia: Except for special cases, have you ever seen an ordinary person who can live for five hundred years? (Spread hands. jpg)】
【Clorinde: That's right! No matter how you think, Lady Lady Funingna is the Water God! As for going to the bathroom……】
【Charlotte: What is this? Wind God, Rock God, Thunder God eat and drink too~!】
【Lady Lady Funingna: That's right, that's right! Whether it is eating, drinking, or going to the bathroom, it is all done by the gods as they please!】
Originally, when Lady Funingna saw the remarks in the group, her heart was about to be lifted.
She is not a god, she is a person!
Just a person who is a bit special!
So she can live for five hundred years!
So she needs to go to the bathroom!
If it weren't for the dog head emoji added behind other people's remarks, she would have thought she was discovered by others.
Fortunately, it was fooled.
But this concealment won't last long.
Thinking of tomorrow's review, Lady Funingna's relaxed heart became melancholy again.
…
After a simple tease, at this time, Lumine thought of something and continued to speak.
【Lumine: Judging from the information in the light screen video, Nahida should have diarrhea.】
【Lumine: If this is the case, then running like this is wrong!】
【Nahida: Eh? Why? (Doubt. jpg)】
【Lumine: Because diarrhea is different from other types of going to the bathroom, this situation is very dangerous!】
【Lumine: It is best to clench your legs, lift your anus, and walk slowly to the bathroom, you must not be anxious!】
【Lumine: Especially pay attention to, you must not let out a fart easily at this time!】
【Lumine: Because at this time, what you let out is probably not a fart, but……】
【Lumine: Otherwise the end will be the same as Tartaglia! Directly had diarrhea on the spot!】
【Lumine: When the time comes, it won't be Nahida, but "Diarrhea-da"! (Dog head. emoji)】
【Tartaglia: ???】
End of Chapter
