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Chapter 739

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The Rock God eats rocks every day?

The Water God gets drowned by water every day?

Hiss~

It looks a bit ridiculous, but it strangely has a hint of logic~

Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud.

At this moment,

Alice seemed to think of something and suddenly spoke up.

【Alice: Wait! This Slacking Assembly requires gods to have no Mora to join.】

【Alice: Then what about the Water God Lady Funingna? Since she's so rich, won't she be unable to join later?】

【Wendi: No, no, no~! It's an assembly after all, it still needs funding!】

【Wendi: Otherwise, how could the Slacking Assembly start? We can't just have a few people standing there, right?】

【Wendi: Ehe, simply put, we need the Water God! The four of us are responsible for slacking, and the Water God is responsible for providing the funds! (Dog-head. jpg)】

【Daocheng Daocheng Yingmei: Got it! It's like me and Paimon killing it! I do the killing, Paimon does the 'ga-ga'~ (Dog-head. jpg)】

【Paimon: ???】

【Zhong Li: In terms of universal reason, Barbatos and the traveler are correct!】

【Zhen: A serious meeting of gods cannot lack the Water God, and the same goes for the Slacking Assembly! (Dog-head. jpg)】

【Lei Guang: The Water God Lady Funingna has been an inseparable part of our Slacking Assembly since ancient times! (Solemn. jpg)】

【Xiang Xiang Daci: The Slacking Assembly cannot be without the Water God Lady Funingna, just as the traveler cannot be without Paimon! (Dog-head. jpg)】

【Lady Lady Funingna: ……】

Seeing this, she was somewhat crying-laughing.

She never expected that one day she would be sought after by other gods because she was rich!

This feeling is really… too great~

She, Lady Funingna!

Is richer than all the gods of Mondstadt, Does Liyue, and Inazuma!

Even if it's only in a joking sense!

But it's enough to make her happy~

【Lady Lady Funingna: Hmph hmph~ No problem! As long as this Water God has money, your gatherings will never lack funds~】

【Wendi: Wow, thank you boss~】

【Zhong Li: Ahem, thank you boss~】

【Lei Guang: Thank you boss~】

【Xiang Xiang Daci: Thank you boss!】

【……】

Seeing this, Lady Funingna was even happier~

Hee hee~

They called me boss, eh~

On the side, Lord Lord Weilaite watched this posture with a helpless expression.

It seems he will have to find a way to increase the country's revenue later!

Otherwise, this Yu Fengdan might not be enough for Lady Lady Funingna to squander…

……

Villa.

Following Luo Chen couldn't stop laughing as he saw the conspicuous bullet comments in the live stream.

So much content could be discussed from a single video.

They are truly talented~!

It's a good thing he doesn't rely on the emotional value from the Blue Star side right now.

Otherwise, he would definitely edit these comments and upload them to the small broken station!

It would surely be incredibly exciting!

After watching with great interest for a while, he withdrew his focus and began to continue his serious business.

"Through the previous video, I believe you have all witnessed the interesting things about the meeting of the four gods."

"Next, we will continue with the frivolous reviews."

"Frivolous Review Item Six — Three Gods Raising a Child!"

"As for the specifics, you will understand after watching the video below~"

After speaking, Following Luo Chen picked up the mouse and began to operate.

…

Three gods raising a child?

Hearing this, the people of Tiwateguan in front of the light screen couldn't help but be energized.

Who is this child?

Naturally, it's the Lesser Grass God!

After all, the drunkard, the wanderer, the homebody, and the little kid~

Taken literally, it should be these three raising the Lesser Grass God.

Just like parents raising a child!

But the problem is, this is a frivolous review!

Can these three raise her well?

Everyone expressed deep doubt.

Maybe they won't just fail to raise her well, they might even lead her astray!

Thinking of this, their curiosity grew even stronger.

They didn't even care about discussing it anymore and quickly looked at the light screen.

…

Soon, there was new movement on the light screen.

In the scene, the background is the Sanctuary of Surasthana.

At this time, the three gods looked down at the cute Naxida before them, unable to help but fall into deep thought.

A moment later, Wendi stroked his chin, continuing to size up Naxida while speaking.

"Old man, what's the situation here?"

Zhong Li heard this and sighed softly.

"Sigh~"

"The Grass God has become small due to overexertion of power."

"But the traveler has important matters to handle these few days, so they handed her over to us to take care of."

Hearing this, a look of difficulty appeared on Ying's face.

"I have no experience in taking care of children."

Seeing this, Wendi thought for a moment and said.

"Then how about this."

"The three of us will take turns for one day each!"

"How about it?"

At this moment, Naxida suddenly tugged on Wendi's braid, acting like a child.

"Ha ah ah ah——"

"I don't care!"

"I! Just! Want~!"

"Whatever other children have, I must have too!"

"Buy it for me, buy it for me!"

"I want to eat it, I want to eat it too!"

Feeling the pain of his braid being pulled, Wendi was almost crying.

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