Chapter 22: Mature, sexy, and graceful Archon

Real world.

Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, looking at the information in the chat group, Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli completely broke down.

His six-thousand-year state of mind broke at this moment.

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli stared at Furina's avatar in the chat group with black lines all over his forehead.

Does this young Hydro Archon have some kind of serious illness?!

"Sigh..."

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli sighed long, his expression painful.

He couldn't say that he was actually the Geo Archon, right?

And Wuwang Hill.

Hu Tao, who had just finished working, was stunned.

She looked at the chat group with a shocked face, feeling only aggrieved.

Although she really wanted to revitalize the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and receive more clients, it definitely wouldn't be in this way!

"Harm the Geo Archon? How could the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor be that capable!"

"If we were that capable, would this Hall Master still have to come and work personally?"

Hu Tao curled her lips, her fair, soft legs swinging, kicking small stones on the side of the road in a sulk.

And Mondstadt's Windrise.

Venti held his stomach, almost fainting from laughter.

"Ouch, this is too funny!"

"The mastermind behind harming the Geo Archon is actually the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor!"

Venti's tears were almost laughing out, he looked up at Gu Chen and asked: "Do you think there's a possibility?"

"Hard to say."

Gu Chen shook his head.

This depends on which aspect you analyze it from.

At least Furina's analysis is from the perspective of an outsider. Although it seems outrageous, it does make a little bit of sense, though not much.

On the other hand, Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli faked his own death and directed all of this himself, so it counts as him doing it himself, which is also correct.

"Watch the video." Gu Chen smiled and said: "From the current point of view, the truth is often unexpected."

In the video.

The trio and Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli set off, preparing to prepare the things needed for the Rite of Parting.

The first stop was Jie Cui Hang.

"Cor Lapis, at least of the Candle-Lighting grade." Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli said.

"Candle-Lighting grade Cor Lapis? So you're not tourists, you're experts. My apologies, my apologies!" Shi Tou was stunned for a moment and then hurriedly took out the goods.

The three pieces of Cor Lapis looked very beautiful, not like the Cor Lapis usually dug out.

"You can't easily trust a boss who does stone gambling business." Lumine reminded in a low voice.

Gu Chen nodded and looked at Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli nodded and said: "Very good, you have already grasped a few points of the survival rules of the city of trade."

"What is your opinion?" Gu Chen, who didn't understand stones, asked.

"Oh? You want me to decide?"

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli was slightly surprised and said: "Very good, if you ask me, the answer is actually very simple..."

"Hmm? The answer is...?"

"Boss, I want them all."

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli raised his eyes to look at the boss, his calm words and spirited expression were domineering!

[Hu Tao]: !!! Consultant, is this how you usually spend my Mora?! (Hu Tao·Scaring)

[Tartaglia]: Miss Hu Tao, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry. This is my Mora being spent, mine! (Tighnari·Heard it, both ears heard it)

[Mona]: How can there be such a rich person! (Mona·Hungry)

[Kaeya]: It seems Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli is a very generous person. (Funny)

[Venti]: A little envious. (Venti·Starry eyes)

Why can this old guy say such arrogant words so calmly?

The creator of Mora just has endless Mora, right?!

Venti is officially envious.

In the video.

After the four talked, Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli realized that he hadn't considered it thoroughly.

If he wanted all three, he would have to spend three times the Mora, and the ritual only needed one.

The saved Mora could buy Paimon lots and lots of delicious food.

Since only one was needed, he had to choose the best one. The four immediately took the samples to a safe place to test.

After reaching a conclusion, they returned to Jie Cui Hang to find the boss. When they learned that the Cor Lapis was used for the Rite of Parting, the boss sighed for a while about the Geo Archon's passing and decided to charge half price for this box of Cor Lapis.

Because he was beaten by Gu Chen, the funds given by Tartaglia were very generous.

Payment, placing the Cor Lapis, and then moving on to the next step.

Buying Silk Flowers to make perfume.

During the process, Ying'er's performance was truly eye-catching.

[Sangonomiya Kokomi]: I always feel it's weird!

[Nilou]: I hope she really is talking about making perfume!

[Barbara]: (Barbara·Shy)

[Kaeya]: (Funny)

[Gu Chen]: (Funny)

[Venti]: It's time to offer the perfume, which one will the Geo Archon like? All three are for girls! (Funny)

[Madame Ping]: Hard to say.

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: ...

What do you mean? What do you mean!

Are you pointing at me here?

In the video.

"The first one, Golden House, dreamy and sweet, a little girl's favorite."

Looked at the statue, no reaction.

"The second one, Mountain Shadow, noble and imposing, a rich young lady's favorite."

The statue still had no reaction.

"The third one, Ethereal Immortal Fate, the fragrance is soft but lingers for a long time, like misty fog, most popular with mature women. Wait, the statue is reacting!"

Paimon pointed at the statue.

Gu Chen looked at the statue and said: "The Geo Archon seems very satisfied."

"That's the style mature big sisters like to use, right?" Paimon was stunned.

Lumine had a wild imagination and looked at the statue that was clearly male, saying: "What if the Geo Archon is actually a big sister?"

"Hahaha... maybe." Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli laughed dumbly after hearing this, and then said: "The Geo Archon has millions of incarnations, perhaps there really is such an image."

[Miss Miss Keqing]: Ahhh, I really want to see the Archon big sister! (Xiangling·Starry eyes)

[Xiangling]: Legend has it that the Archon has an incarnation as a big sister... If only I could see it with my own eyes!

[Guoba]: (Xiangling·Starry eyes)

[Venti]: Big sister! Yay! (Klee·Yay)

[Klee]: (Klee·Yay)

[Furina]: (Klee·Yay)

[Gu Chen]: Venti beside me is almost dead! His dream is to see the Geo Archon's big sister incarnation before he dies. Great Geo Archon, please fulfill his wish before he dies! (Klee·Begging you)

[Venti]: Huh?

[Venti retracted a message]

[Venti]: Ah! So uncomfortable! My whole body is twitching uncontrollably, I'm actually vomiting blood, I might really be dying... (Tired and weak voice gradually lowering, weak audio 5s)

[Azhdaha]: Morax, are you dead yet? If not, come out in women's clothing and let me open my eyes!

[Osial]: Want to see!

[Madame Ping]: Want to see!

[Cloud Retainer]: Want to see!

[Xiao]: I... I want to too.

[Yae Miko]:

[Paimon]: Post the pictures quickly! (Klee·Begging you)

[Lumine]: If I can't see the Archon in the form of a mature older sister, this will be my lifelong regret!!

No, do you guys have a serious illness?!

I can't stay in this broken group for even a day!

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli was numb.