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Chapter 23: @Miss Miss Ganyu, the child is so hungry she's thin!

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Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli did have the experience of incarnating as a woman.

At that time, he didn't feel anything, and before discussing this topic, he didn't feel anything even more.

After all, it was a secret visit, changing an identity was not a problem, and as a god, having a female incarnation was not a problem at all.

But when the first person in the group wanted to see the Archon's female incarnation, the rhythm was like a runaway horse, and it couldn't be stopped.

"Miscalculation!"

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli regretted it endlessly.

The people in the group came from all over the world, and they were rarely familiar with each other, and many were not even from Go Go Go Liyue.

In reality, they had respect for the ancient god, the Geo Archon, but online, well, those who know, know.

Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli sighed deeply.

Fortunately, the video remained in a playing state and had entered the next plot, and this topic was temporarily turned over.

[Xingqiu]: I didn't expect Madame Ping to be an adeptus?! Hidden in the city! (Tartaglia·Shocked)

[Chongyun]: Although I was very surprised to see Madame Ping in the group, I never expected you to be an adeptus!

[Yaoyao]: There are many people in the world seeking adepti, but adepti are actually by everyone's side! (Yaoyao·Greedy)

[Madame Ping]: Now this old woman has been exposed. (Qiqi·Lying down)

[Yanfei]: Madame has no easy days, just change your appearance and use a new identity! (Hu Tao·Smirk)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: Generally speaking, Miss Yanfei's suggestion is a good way.

[Lumine]: Serenitea Pot! Serenitea Pot! If there was this thing, Paimon and I wouldn't have to sleep in the wilderness! (Envious)

[Paimon]: Adeptus methods are so magical. I originally thought that pot couldn't be entered at all, I didn't expect it to be so big inside!

[Tartaglia]: If used to carry things, it is indeed much more useful than a Vision. @[Madame Ping] Selling? I want to buy one!

[Madame Ping]: It's a pity, I only have one left.

[Tartaglia]: Okay, that's really a pity. (Amber·Save me)

[Miss Miss Keqing]: Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli actually knows an adeptus like Madame Ping. Looking at the plot, Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli knows Madame Ping is an adeptus, so Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli...? (Miss Miss Keqing·Question)

[Venti]: I know, you want to say Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli's identity is not simple, right?! (Funny)

[Furina]: Normal, after all, he is the person who harmed the Geo Archon, how can his identity be simple? Maybe his real identity is some adeptus, perhaps he was reprimanded by the Geo Archon on some matter, felt dissatisfied with the Geo Archon, and finally planned the assassination of the Geo Archon! (Hu Tao·Smirk)

[Madame Ping]: Reasonable!

[Miss Miss Miss Miss Miss Ningguang]: It seems we need to focus on Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli!

[Yelan]: Just leave it to me. (Yelan·Cold smile)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: I don't want to say the four words "ancient injustice" a second time!

Cloud Retainer has such a good personality, she is actually fanning the flames too!

[Hu Tao]: Oh my, everyone should watch the video. Look, they went to buy kites, Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli didn't bring Mora again, and he spoke so confidently. Fortunately, Tartaglia appeared in time!

[Kaeya]: Miss Hu Tao's topic shift is very stiff! (Smirk)

[Arataki Itto]: I'm curious, this guy clearly has no Mora, how did he manage to be so generous? Does he work ten jobs a day?!

[Kuki Shinobu]: Boss, for someone as knowledgeable as Mr. Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli, there are many sources of Mora.

[Gu Chen]: Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli: If there's a bill, just send it to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. (Funny)

[Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli]: Don't talk nonsense, now it's all sent to Northland Bank!

[Tartaglia]: ...

[Baizhu]: The quartet arrived at my Bubu Pharmacy?

Gu Chen's quartet in the video had arrived at Bubu Pharmacy.

"Eh, there's no one in front of the counter, and the atmosphere feels a bit weird..."

Paimon looked around, except for the quartet, there was no one else in Bubu Pharmacy.

"Excuse me—is the boss here?" Paimon shouted.

"Welcome."

A voice without any life came.

"Did you just... hear where that voice came from..."

Paimon's little face stiffened, and she hid behind Gu Chen in fear.

Gu Chen pondered slightly and said: "There's a ghost."

"Haha, Mr. Gu Chen is joking, it came from the counter." Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Seeing Zhongli shook his head and laughed.

After the quartet stepped forward, they really saw a little girl with a talisman on her head at the counter, not even as tall as the counter!

There was no expression on her young face, and she was as pale as paper, and there was no life in her eyes, looking very strange.

"Zombie?"

Gu Chen didn't look too surprised after taking a look.

"Welcome to Bubu Pharmacy, I am Qiqi."

"Qiqi has, died once. Later, was saved by an adeptus. So, is a zombie."

Qiqi's little face was calm, and there was a strong sense of pause when she spoke, not very fluent.

Such an appearance made people feel very pity.

[Hu Tao]: Oh ho~ Qiqi~ @[Qiqi] (Hu Tao·Cute)

[Qiqi]: (Qiqi·Fell)

[Baizhu]: Hall Master Hu, better not scare Qiqi like that. (Sweat)

[Kirara]: Hehe, little Qiqi looks quite cute!

[Nilou]: Is it because she became a zombie that little Qiqi doesn't speak fluently? My heart aches (Klee·Aggrieved)

[Qiqi]: Qiqi, it's okay.

[Paimon]: By the way, I haven't seen Qiqi bubble up before!

[Qiqi]: Hu Tao, hate.

[Hu Tao]: (Klee·Aggrieved)

[Hu Tao]: I clearly already apologized, but Qiqi has a bad memory and forgets it immediately. She is very persistent about living, and hates people like me who are responsible for sending people to the afterlife. It might have something to do with me catching her and preparing to bury her, but in reality, I have already understood the inside story and apologized to Qiqi, but she doesn't remember! Qiqi, I'm sorry!!

[Qiqi]: Qiqi, knows. Qiqi will write it down.

[Gu Chen]: I suggest Hall Master Hu see Qiqi less, and get to know her online first.

[Hu Tao]: Okay! (Hu Tao·Cute)

In the video, Qiqi made a request to hunt the half-adeptus beast, the Cocogoat.

The quartet went to the wild to search, repaired the Sister Sister Sister Sister Sister Guizhong Ballista, and found nothing after searching for a long time.

Returning to Bubu Pharmacy, Qiqi expressed disappointment. Although it didn't matter, she was still very disappointed.

This made the quartet feel guilty.

"Cocogoat's milk, delicious, better than ordinary goat milk, delicious. So they, must be half-adeptus beasts." Qiqi said very firmly.

[Shikanoin Heizou]: Everyone, I have a doubt, does Go Go Go Liyue still have half-adeptus beasts like the Cocogoat?

[Chongyun]: I don't know! I am frantically checking ancient books, there's no record! (Paimon·Shocked)

[Azhdaha]: Oh—I know! This Cocogoat is @[Miss Miss Ganyu]!

[Miss Miss Ganyu]: Huh?!

[Paimon]: Wait! Miss Miss Ganyu's avatar indeed has a pair of horns, clearly not human, so Miss Miss Ganyu is the Cocogoat incarnation, right?! (Smart)

[Paimon]: If Miss Miss Ganyu is the Cocogoat incarnation, can you get some coconut milk? Look at the child's disappointed look, if she doesn't get to drink it, she'll be thin from hunger! (Klee·Begging you)

[Azhdaha]: In my memory, you are a half-adeptus beast! (Nods)

[Miss Miss Ganyu]: I am a half-adeptus beast, that's true, but I'm really not a Cocogoat! I am a Qilin!!

——Thanks to the big bosses [Hua Yuexi~], [Qian Gong Xiaoye], and [Niguangzhishi] for their monthly tickets, thank you! (Klee·Yay)

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