Chapter 114: One Titled Douluo, Is That Worth Unleathing the Tsar Bomba?
Inside the member group chat.
Yue Buqun: "I'm sour, I've soured into a lemon!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "I don't even want to say a word, this is way too much of a scam!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, an enemy like this — please give me one!"
Great Ming War God: "One? Give me ten, please. I'm not afraid of getting beaten!"
Great Qin Shi Huang: "How are the effects of these immortal herbs? Compared to thousand-year ginseng, how do they stack up?"
Seeing Ying Zheng's confusion, Tang San organized his thoughts for a moment.
These immortal herbs are way more impressive than thousand-year ginseng.
Thousand-year ginseng might still be findable.
But these are the kind you can only encounter by chance — never sought out.
Tang San: "Immortal herbs — such things should only exist in the heavens; how many times can one hear of them in the mortal world!"
That one calm line instantly blew up the member group.
Yue Buqun: "Dammit, where is this enemy? I'm going to find him right now!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Where's my thirty-meter greatsword? Bring it out quick, this old Daoist's going to cut someone down!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Cut my ass. Shaolin disciples, charge together!"
Great Ming War God: "Hold on, I'm grabbing five hundred thousand troops right now to flatten his house!"
Great Qin Shi Huang: "Name your price, I'll take it!"
Wang Dadong: "Tsk tsk, now that's what I call domineering!"
Zhou Weiqing: "Whoa, so these are the veterans of the group? This terrifying?"
In an instant, everyone in the group got worked up.
Yue Buqun, Zhang Sanfeng and the others were already grabbing their gear, ready to charge in.
An enemy like this — isn't he just too good to be true?
Not only does he not kill people, he even hands out feng shui treasure lands and immortal spirit herbs.
This is literally the God of Wealth descending from the heavens!
Watching everyone in the member group rush off in a frenzy, Tang San couldn't help but smile bitterly.
Tang San: "Everyone, although I'm also drooling over these immortal herbs, right now my little life is in that guy's hands!"
He sent a bitter message in the group. To give everyone a clearer picture, Tang San directly posted the video of Dugu Bo earlier revealing his nine-ring cultivation.
Tang San: "I'm facing a nine-ring Titled Douluo right now, I can't resist him at all!"
Seeing Tang San so deflated, quite a few people tapped open the video.
When they saw Dugu Bo's nine rings all activated in the footage, everyone instantly went along with their hearts.
Yue Buqun: "Ahem, ahem, ahem. After watching the video, this is someone I can't afford to offend!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Forget it, forget it. As it happens, my thirty-meter greatsword has rusted — I'll just polish it up."
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, a man of the cloth is compassionate by nature, fighting is unadvisable!"
Great Ming War God: "I forgot, my five hundred thousand troops are all gone. I got too impulsive!"
Ning Caichen: "Good lord, can you guys switch faces any faster?"
Wang Dadong: "Whoa, instantly chickening out — are you guys one-minute men?"
Jiang Yuyan: "One-minute men? You're giving them too much credit — they're The Flash!"
Zhou Weiqing: "Pfft, ahem, ahem, ahem. The Flash? Isn't that speed a little too fast?"
Yue Buqun: "Miss Jiang, we have no grudge between us, why are you driving our car!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "My waist can't take it, my waist can't take it!"
Great Ming War God: "Pah, what one-minute men? This emperor handles ten thousand consorts a day!"
Wang Dadong: "Uh, I don't get it, I'm just a high schooler!"
Zhou Weiqing: "Not suitable for kids, I'm just a child!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Where's this old Daoist's waist? Where's my waist?"
Stark: "Beasts, beasts worse than beasts!"
Rock Lee: "What does 'handling ten thousand affairs a day' mean? Is that impressive?"
Rock Lee from the Naruto world looked completely baffled — is handling ten thousand affairs a day really that impressive?
Then he should also work hard to handle ten thousand affairs a day from now on.
And at this moment in the member group, the instant Zhu Qizhen's words landed, silence fell.
Meanwhile, Tang San on the other side smiled bitterly.
Tang San: "Everyone, please don't start driving at a time like this!"
Tang San: "I'm still in danger here!"
Tang San: "Is there anything any of you can help with?"
Thinking about his current predicament, Tang San asked directly.
But in the member group, half-day's effort passed before anyone responded.
Zhang Sanfeng: "With this old Daoist's current strength, I can't beat him!"
Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, this old monk is in the same boat!"
Wang Dadong: "Even more needless to say for me, I'm no match at all!"
Great Ming War God: "Forget our own strength — even if we could beat him, we couldn't get there."
Ning Caichen: "Right, right, right, this I'm familiar with!"
Great Ming Qin Shi Huang: "Let's try something more reliable!"
For a moment, everyone was helpless.
Dugu Bo's strength was beyond their comprehension.
Even Ying Zheng, who had stepped onto the path of cultivation, was not confident.
Just as everyone had no solution, Stark in the member group laughed.
Stark: "Tsk tsk, you lot aren't up to it either? Is it already over?"
In the calm member group, as Stark spoke, everyone's expressions instantly froze.
What? Does Stark's tone mean he has a way?
Tang San, in despair, instantly brightened up.
Yue Buqun: "No way, your strength shouldn't be enough to beat this Dugu Bo!"
Wang Datong: "Uh, you wouldn't be trying to show off, would you!"
Great Ming War God: "Stark, don't go throwing your life away, that would be awkward!"
Ning Caichen: "Just curious, Mr. Stark, what is your method?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Equally curious!"
As Stark's words fell, everyone couldn't help but become curious.
By strength alone, Stark couldn't possibly be that strong.
Could it really be just to show off?
But these guesses from the crowd meant nothing to Stark.
A bunch of ignorant bumpkins who don't understand science.
My strength isn't strong, but I have science!
After internally looking down on them, Stark spoke directly in the member group.
Stark: "Such a small matter, isn't it easily solved?"
Stark: "I'll just send you a Tsar Bomba here, instantly bringing peace to everything!"
Yue Buqun: "What the heck is a Tsar Bomba?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Hearing the name, it doesn't sound like a person's name!"
Great Ming War God: "What kind of name is that, Stark? You wouldn't be saying it on purpose to show off, would you?"
Ning Caichen: "I don't understand, I've never heard of this!"
Rock Lee: "Does anyone know, can you tell us?"
Tang San: "Hmm, I don't know either, what is this?"
In the member group, quite a few people were puzzled.
On the other side, Wang Datong in the Golden Time Zone, upon hearing "Tsar Bomba," instantly exploded.
Holy crap, is this guy named Stark that awesome?
He even has something like that?
Oh my god, is it really okay to drop something like that?
Shocked internally, Wang Datong couldn't help but ask in the group.
Wang Datong: "No, surely not, for a Title Douluo, is it necessary to go straight for the Tsar Bomba?"
Facing Wang Datong's shock, Stark smiled faintly at the corner of his mouth.
If he didn't use the Tsar Bomba, how could he show off?
I knew it, you've never seen anyone use a Tsar Bomba to show off!
He, Stark, was about to become the first person.
End of Chapter
