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Chapter 115: Tang San: Safe Zone? Or Just Commit Suicide Directly (Second Update)

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Marvel Universe

Seeing Wang Datong's shocked words in the members' group, Stark was very satisfied.

The only thing he was dissatisfied with was Yue Buqun and the others.

"Jarvis, play the scene of the Tsar Bomba going off like fireworks for me!"

After speaking to Jarvis, the scene of the Tsar Bomba going off like fireworks appeared before Stark's eyes.

He silently watched it once, then uploaded it to the members' group.

Stark: "You can take a look; this is the Tsar Bomba!"

Didn't Yue Buqun and the others know what the Tsar Bomba was?

A kind-hearted person like Stark naturally had to provide the service personally.

At this moment, as the Tsar Bomba video was uploaded, everyone curiously clicked into it.

But when they saw the scene in the video, everyone froze completely.

The huge mushroom cloud piercing heaven and earth, the killing radius of over a hundred kilometers, the giant fireball—everyone was dumbfounded.

What the hell is this thing?

This power is way too terrifying!

Yue Buqun, Zhang Sanfeng, the Great Ming War God Zhu Qizhen, and others were completely stunned.

The power of this single Tsar Bomba directly exceeded their understanding.

Yue Buqun: "So this is the Tsar Bomba? I'm scared, I'm scared!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "This old Daoist's little heart can't take it!"

Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, this old monk admits defeat directly!"

Great Ming War God: "This is simply the power of a deity!"

Rock Lee: "I'm scared, I'm scared!"

Ning Caichen: "So this is the Tsar Bomba? This humble scholar is thoroughly scared!"

Great Qin Shi Huang: "This power is simply addictive!"

In the Marvel world, watching everyone's amazed expressions, Stark enjoyed it greatly.

He loved showing off by seeing others' shocked faces.

However, the next moment, Yue Buqun and the others reacted.

Yue Buqun: "Wait, putting aside whether you even have this thing, how are you giving it to Tang San?"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Uh, don't tell me you're going to bring this thing to the Immortal's shop!"

Wang Datong: "Whoa, don't do anything rash; this thing will explode if squeezed!"

Great Ming War God: "Whoa, with such strong pressure in the Immortal's Gourmet Shop, won't it explode just by being brought there?"

Ning Caichen: "Tsk tsk, I'm chicken; I'll go later next time!"

Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, this old monk and the others prefer dinner!"

Rock Lee: "Wait, if you bring this and accidentally blow up the Immortal's shop, then what?"

Rock Lee's words made everyone's bodies tremble.

But they quickly reacted.

That was an Immortal; how could they be taken down by a single Tsar Bomba?

However, while the Immortal would surely be fine, whether they would be fine was unclear.

Gulp...

Thinking of this, everyone still felt it was better to go later next time.

On the other side, Stark wore a look of utter disdain.

Stark: "Tch, who said I'm going to bring this to the Gourmet Shop?"

Stark: "Didn't you ask? Just pay a hundred thousand taels of gold, and you can send a red packet."

Upon hearing Stark's words, everyone froze for a moment.

Uh, does the members' group have this function?

But then again, that's a hundred thousand taels of gold, just to send a red packet?

They had nothing better to do, so why study this?

Where could they afford it?

Yue Buqun: "Crying; lacking strength is one thing, but now lacking money is a blow too."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Stop talking; even though this function exists, I'm not worthy!"

Ning Caichen: "I just shed tears of a poor beggar!"

Wang Datong: "A hundred thousand taels per send; goodbye!"

Abbot Xuan Ci: "Amitabha, Shaolin only supports face-to-face delivery!"

Jiang Yuyan: "I've heard of oral delivery, but face-to-face delivery is rare!"

Zhou Weiqing: "Pfft, cough cough, sorry, I didn't understand again!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Miss Jiang, calm down; it's late at night, I can't take it!"

Yue Buqun: "If you keep this up, how can I sleep tonight?"

Great Ming War God: "Sleepless day and night, day and night sleepless!"

Wang Datong: "You're all talents; I'm leaving!"

Stark: "Alright, you've finished your banter; I should send the red packet now!"

Stark: "Remember, I want the best immortal herb in there!"

Stark's words made it clear that he naturally wasn't helping for free.

Sending a red packet already cost a hundred thousand taels of gold — that was real money.

If he hadn't taken a fancy to Tang San's medicinal ingredients, Stark wouldn't have been willing to go through so much trouble.

In the member group, after waiting for a while

"Ding! Member Stark has sent a designated red packet to member Tang San!"

An abrupt notification sounded, and then Stark directly sent out a huge red packet.

The moment the red packet appeared, everyone couldn't help but swallow hard.

Stark: "Alright, I've given you a matching set inside!"

Stark: "Just follow the instruction manual!"

Yue Buqun: "So jealous. Suddenly I want one too!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Dream on. You can have it in your dreams!"

Great Ming War God: "Honestly, I want one too."

Abbot Xuan Ci: "The power of this thing is simply too great!"

Ning Caichen: "This humble one shall pass — afraid I wouldn't live to play with it!"

Zhou Weiqing: "Tsk tsk, this kind of thing, I have to get one in the future too!"

In the member group, watching Stark just send off a red packet like that.

Everyone started to feel envious.

With this thing in hand, wouldn't Tang San be able to walk sideways from now on?

And just as everyone was thinking along these lines, Tang San on the other side directly claimed the Tsar Bomba.

As a sizable miniature crate descended, Tang San immediately began checking the operation manual.

"First survey the terrain, then select a location, finally run to a safe zone and detonate manually!"

The content on the operation manual was very brief; Tang San understood it quickly.

Then, from atop the miniature crate, a single independent small satellite launched straight into the sky.

Afterwards, a virtual screen projected in front of the crate.

On the screen, a rough map was displayed.

The map gradually enlarged as time passed, then came to a stop.

"Terrain scan complete. Land diameter is 16,000 kilometers. Current Tsar Bomba blast diameter is 100 kilometers!"

From within the miniature crate, words resembling those of an artificial intelligence were spoken.

For a moment, Tang San, who had been in high spirits, froze on the spot.

Holy crap, what did he just hear?

The entire Douluo Continent's diameter was only a little over sixteen thousand kilometers, yet this Tsar Bomba's blast diameter was a hundred kilometers.

Didn't this mean that a hundred and sixty Tsar Bombas could directly sink the entire continent?

Wait, that's not the point!

The point is — how could your freaking blast diameter be this huge?

How big was the entire Setting Sun Forest anyway?

No matter where he placed it, Tang San would be dead for certain.

Run to a safe zone?

If Tang San could actually run to a safe zone, would he even need to detonate the Tsar Bomba?

Damn it, what an idiot — this is just suicide!

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