Chapter 87: Launch Announcement!

Me: "I want it!"

Dear Reader (smugly): "Want what?"

Me (shyly): "I want Dear Reader's big subscription!"

Dear Reader (smirking): "What do you want my big subscription for?"

Me: "I want Dear Reader's big subscription to put into my little book."

Dear Reader (crazily): "You little tease, updating two chapters a day, how is that enough for anyone to read! If foreigners see this, they'll think I'm looking down on them! Say it, say you'll update ten chapters a day, say you'll update ten chapters a day!!!"

Me: Yamete, yamete, is three chapters a day okay now that it's launched? As for updates, I won't set any flags. The ancients said, "Light promises lead to little trust." Based on my many years of experience, whenever I set a flag, I rarely complete it (it's like there's a curse on it). Ahem, so, just watch what I do.

(End of chapter)