Chapter 605

"…Ah?" Montana covered her mouth in surprise.

"Take your time explaining to her. I'll go around first."

Botio shifted his gaze to the other members inside the Sleep Banana Society, walked over to a member trembling all over with excitement, wanting to ask him something, but before Botio could speak, he couldn't help but blurt out: "Ah… this friend, you're really presumptuous. How did you know I got a super rare 【Banana version card】? Or is it a hot‑stamped card face?"

Botio frowned: "Buddy, are you sick?"

"You really got me saying that. Since I got it, I've lost appetite for tea and food…"

Botio rolled his eyes speechlessly, as if afraid to touch something, and quickly left. Not far away, a silly little Sleep Banana monkey stood on a stool, making meaningless "chit‑chit" sounds.

"There's not even a bit weird—this is truly banana‑weird."

Botio returned to where March Seventh was, and from afar heard her comforting Montana: "It's fine, he just looks fierce. I heard Danheng say he meows at the drop of a hat~"

Botio wasn't sure if he was talking about him, and he went over and bluntly greeted: "Nameless Guest sisters, may I have a word?"

"May I have a word? Is there anything that can't be discussed here?"

Botio glanced at Montana, and she immediately understood: "Ah… it's okay, March classmate, you two chat first. I'll wait over there."

Although her tone was as usual, when she hurriedly ran off, Montana's expression still carried a hint of nervousness.

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Blessings upon this beautiful world.

"Tsk, this is getting troublesome."

In Ākèsāi'ěr Chéng's Adventurers' Guild Tavern, Hézhēn rested his chin, looking troubled: "This place looks too normal—there's not even a villain jumping out like Jiāoshòu to show off. Can't find a loophole—how do we break this round?"

"Hahaha…" Huìhuì beside him, upon hearing, immediately pressed her forefinger to her forehead, emitting her signature low laugh: "At times like this, there's only one answer! Use ultimate destruction magic to blast everything, doubts included, into the sky! Exactly, that's my ultimate skill—Explosion Magic…"

But before her words even fell, countless gazes in the tavern shot straight at her.

"Um… I was talking about Botio, not me…"

Huìhuì instantly resembled a punctured balloon, shrinking her neck and sitting back embarrassedly, muttering softly: "I mean, Botio could create a big commotion like Explosion Magic to give the enemy a little opening. For example, stirring up the Sleep Banana Society to heaven and earth, threatening the Sleep Banana monkey, etc…… These people value the monkey, they definitely wouldn't just stand by."

"But he previously promised Mǐkǎi he wouldn't cause too serious a disturbance." Dákènīsī, unusually normal for once, added: "Moreover, if he causes too much trouble, he should just be kicked straight out of the dream, right?"

"That's still better than doing nothing while staying put." Hézhēn pointed at the pink little monkey sitting on a chair in the sky, "Moreover, this Sleep Banana Society surely also has a monkey like Jiāoshòu, and Botio could manifest a hallucination like 'Banana Studies' similar to Xīng; there must be someone pulling the strings behind the scenes. If we can pull it out…… the whole Sleep Banana Society will collapse on its own."

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"Look at you, I just finished coaxing you."

"Otherwise? Do you really treat buddies as buddies?" Botio was completely unfazed: "Cut the act, famous Wúmíngkè, how's your side progressing, when will you set your sights on the Original Doctor?"

March Seventh was full of question marks: "Original Doctor…?"

But she quickly reacted, cleared her throat: "Ahem, yeah, let's exchange intel, you go first!"

After Botio explained some details about the Original Doctor to March Seventh, she immediately adopted a look of deep thought, wisdom in hand: "As expected… indeed it is so, no surprise. Then… what did you find at Liúmèng Jiāo?"

"Nothing at all, but it doesn't matter. I've seen this sort of thing many times, and there's only one way to deal with it. We're all people who've seen big scenes—no need for me to say more."

March Seventh immediately nodded: "Oh, I get what you mean."

"Satisfying, good…"

Botio nodded satisfactorily, finally finding kindred spirits. He took a deep breath, preparing to shout their plan in unison with March Seventh:

"Let's blow this place up! / Make me a senior member!"

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Rènyá

"Pff—!!"

Déchuān, who was savoring high‑grade sake, nearly choked and slapped his chest.

"This girl is really interesting… she actually wants to meet the mastermind with such peaceful means?" Gūngběn Wǔzàng smiled slightly, his finger brushing the sword sheath at his waist: "Too bad—if she keeps climbing higher, the meme virus's erosion will only get worse. By the time she meets Jiāoshòu, she might very well have turned into a monkey herself."

"So, the cowboy is right." Fànmǎ Yǒngcìláng looked at Botio with eyes full of admiration: "If something doesn't meet one's standards, use violence to force a reversal! As long as we beat those damned monkeys one by one, the person in charge will surely show up."

Yǒngcìláng…… you don't have to go that extreme either.

After catching his breath, Déchuān felt rather helpless. Ever since that guy returned from the beautiful country and signed a non‑aggression treaty with their president, he's become even more enamored of his own violent ideas. He himself, Yǒngcìláng, could indeed carry out unrestrained violence, but the people in the heavens can't be that unreasonable……

After all, they're people who deal with Envoys and Star Gods, have seen big scenes, so it's better to restrain themselves a little.

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"Ah……?"

Botio widened his eyes, doubting he'd misheard.

"Um…" March Seventh scratched his head embarrassedly, "…I was just trying to make a joke, how did you end up making a bigger one?"

"This isn't a banana joke! If they were company dogs, I'd have them line up for execution right now!" Boti Ou was furious, looking around: "But this place, going around and around, is just kids; would I make things difficult for them? Primitive Doctor hasn't lacked doing the rotten thing of pushing people out as targets; getting caught in such a trick once is enough."

"But you aren't jumping into the trap now, are you?"

"Ha, have you ever seen a handgun blow its barrel? As long as you use it at the right time, it's stronger than giving someone a burst. I don't know what kind of banana this society is behind, but judging from the noise of Liúmèng Jiāo, it's definitely very interested in this place. If we really make a move, it won't be able to sit still."