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Chapter 719: Bai Lu: If you hate someone, even their breathing is wrong; Su Shang: I just want to eat

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"I feel like I was destined to be abandoned by the world from birth; I constantly repent, self-exile, just to extract a little poetic feeling from melancholy to ease my sadness."

The Yin-Qing Umbrella said in a low voice, and its tone sounded very disappointed.

"It's hard to understand a robot's melancholy."

Hearing the Yin-Qing Umbrella's words, Bai Lu sighed.

A robot can be melancholy; I'm afraid no one would believe it if it were said out loud.

"You don't have to understand me; you can't understand me."

Hearing Bai Lu's words, the Yin-Qing Umbrella said calmly: "Just like flowers can't understand why rain clouds shed tears; there is no true 'empathy' in this world."

"Sigh, why is the master so obsessed with writing poetry?"

As it spoke, the Yin-Qing Umbrella suddenly sighed.

"Cough!"

Hearing this, Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong coughed and stopped playing dead: "I write poetry to win the heart of a girl."

"For 'love', the most cliché excuse among human clichés. My core cannot understand this concept."

"I have a girl I like named Jing Zhai; she rejected my confession. I heard that she deeply loves a poet; that poet published a collection of poems, but I can't even squeeze out half a line of poetry."

"I figured, there are always more ways than difficulties, right? As a member of the Artisanship Commission, although my hands can't write any good lines, I can build a 'poet' that writes love poems!"

Hearing this, Bai Lu, Qing Que, and Su Shang all had increasingly strange expressions.

"The person already has a partner."

Hearing this, Su Shang scratched her head: "Is it really okay for you to do this?"

"No, it's not."

Hearing Su Shang's words, Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong shook his head hurriedly: "I, I have already inquired quietly; her colleagues said she is single now."

"I suppose that poet was also a heartless scumbag, but that's fine; look, I have a chance now, right?"

"She didn't reject the poetry, she rejected you."

Beside them, Qing Que couldn't listen anymore, shook her head decisively, and pointed out the problem directly.

Qing Que's bluntness made Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong's face turn pale instantly.

"That's right, that's right."

Bai Lu also nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "If you hate someone, even that person's breathing is wrong."

Bai Lu's words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong all at once.

"I, I don't believe it."

The next second, Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong gritted his teeth and said: "She clearly said that her past lover was a great poet with a brilliant pen, and she was deeply fascinated by the other party's poetic talent; I must have a goal to strive to surpass, right?"

"Uh."

Seeing this guy being so stubborn, Qing Que looked suspicious: "But like this, can this poem be considered written by you?"

You have to know, the one writing the poem isn't this Xiao Cong, but the robot Yin-Qing Umbrella.

"How can you calculate it?"

Hearing this, Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong hurriedly said: "I checked the relevant laws; mechanical devices on the Xianzhou do not enjoy property rights. So the copyright of the poems written by this umbrella belongs to me; how can it not be considered written by me?"

"Speaking of which, I built more than one poetry-immortal mechanical device; currently, there are three other guys who haven't returned from gathering inspiration; I don't know how they are running."

"If I could bring back their inspiration jade abacuses, I should be able to write love poems enough to move Jing Zhai."

"I say, 'Mushroom', you should be able to locate the other poetry-immortal mechanical devices, right?"

While speaking, Xiao Cong hurriedly looked at the Yin-Qing Umbrella in front of him.

Regarding Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong's words, the Yin-Qing Umbrella said expressionlessly: "I am a poet; I am not some navigation software."

Although it said so, many symbols appeared on the surface of the Yin-Qing Umbrella instantly.

Immediately, it said: "Found it, the 'frontier poet' ran into the Scalegorge Waterscape Grotto-Heaven."

Su Shang: "...."

Qing Que: "......"

Hearing this, Su Shang and the other's eyelids twitched; this scene was so familiar.

"No way."

Su Shang's mouth twitched slightly: "Is this assigning tasks? We have to go back to the Scalegorge Waterscape Grotto-Heaven?"

Hell, they just came out of the Scalegorge Waterscape Grotto-Heaven not long ago.

Hearing Su Shang's words, Xiao Cong's face was happy, and he said pleasantly surprised: "You are so understanding. So skilled, you must often help others!"

"Please, Miss Su Shang, find these mechanical devices back, and you will be my rebirth matchmaker! I won't treat you badly."

"I'm very sorry, I don't have time for now."

Seeing the pleasantly surprised Xiao Cong, Su Shang shook her head and said: "I just want to eat now; my stomach is very hungry."

"Your matter will have to wait until I am full and satisfied before I take action."

· ·Seeking flowers· ······

They came here to eat in the first place.

Running to the Scalegorge Waterscape Grotto-Heaven suddenly is too troublesome to go back and forth.

It's better to go after eating.

"That's fine too."

Hearing Su Shang's words, this Artisanship Commission craftsman Xiao Cong hurriedly said: "As long as you are willing, how about this, I will treat you to dinner; the food here is not bad, I will treat you to dinner, and after you are full and satisfied, you will help me go to the Scalegorge Waterscape Grotto-Heaven." ===== CHAPTER 720 =====

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