Chapter 452: Honkai: Star Rail — The Xianzhou General Wouldn't Dream of a Yandere Chapter 447: Ren: I Won't Die, You All Are Consorts

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"Mom, are you not angry anymore?"

Hearing her mother tell her to take away the item Ren Shu gave, Xuan Fu'er...

As expected, just as Ren Shu said, as long as she brought the item over, Mother would stop being angry.

"No need."

Xuan Ge spoke, then withdrew the karma and knelt down directly.

He had said, big is pure beauty!

The Pure Beauty Goddess Idrila must surely be pure beauty too!

So, he must defend the radiance of pure beauty!

Xuan Ge knelt down; this action made Kafka silent, made Da Li Hua happy.

Kafka was silent because Xuan Ge actually went this far for those women of Teyvat.

Da Li Hua was happy because Xuan Ge met all sorts of people in Teyvat; then she would have more to play with.

Especially the Raiden three sisters, she really wanted to play with Xuan Ge, and conveniently tease those three sisters properly.

Of course there's also that Alice, definitely also very interesting.

"Hehe~" Xuan Ge felt the "spikes" under his knees; he couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud directly.

Hearing Xuan Ge's faint laugh, Kafka thought she had hurt Xuan Ge's heart; she immediately leaned forward wanting to help Xuan Ge up.

"Alright dear, I already said, I forgive you."

"Kafka, my underlying code is just that I like big ones……"

Xuan Ge tried hard to put on an apologetic expression; otherwise he really would have laughed out loud.

Who says Ren isn't a genius; when he has time he must get the Erudition to grant Ren the title Genius Dangdang.

This durian skin looks like it's made of alloy material, and kneeling on it indeed has a stabbing pain.

But!

When the knees press down, those spikes soften and retract, becoming a key plate, and one tailored to his constitution at that.

Ren has his body samples; the injections for suppressing Liu Ying's Entropy Loss Syndrome are also made by Ren.

So, this piece of durian skin, when he kneels it's soft; when others kneel it's hard.

"I know, I… I don't oppose you taking wives, I just……"

Seeing Xuan Ge's apologetic expression, Kafka's heart softened; she really couldn't blame Xuan Ge, even felt it was her own fault.

"Rest assured, though I am promiscuous, you are all my wings."

Hearing Xuan Ge's nonsense, Da Li Hua's face flushed red from holding it in; she almost burst out laughing.

From the mark's sensation, Xuan Ge right now is super happy.

No accidents, that durian skin has a problem, and a big problem at that.

Looks like, this guy Ren, though his mouth says he's helping Kafka discipline Xuan Ge, in secret he's been helping Xuan Ge all along.

The sins of the Cloud Five Cavaliers from early years, Ren has repaid them all; so this brotherhood, truly makes her envious.

Good thing she has Black Swan this good colleague.

However…… if Ren and Jing Yuan were women, she'd really want to see who wins in the end.

"Alright, get up quick; Ling Sha's side I'll go deal with." Kafka helped Xuan Ge up, covertly glancing at those spikes.

Upon discovering faint bloodstains on top, plus Xuan Ge's pants indeed had dark patches, she felt even more that she was wrong.

Xuan Ge just wanted to accept all these big ones; he did nothing wrong.

The wrong one is Da Li Hua; it's all her fault.

"Really……"

Xuan Ge was still acting, still following the space ladder Ren gave to go down.

"Someone like me, scum, can be like this too……"

Kafka rubbed Xuan Ge's face, soothing him: "You're not scum, you just like big ones."

"As expected, purple is right."

Xuan Ge nodded steadily, looking like a good baby, quietly waiting for Kafka to go confront Ling Sha.

Want to watch.

Hope this fire doesn't burn onto himself.

At the far end of the corridor, that is Ren's studio.

Ren leaned against the door frame; hearing no more of Kafka's questioning from the living room, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hmph, this favor doesn't need repaying, but next time wiping ass find Dan Heng and Jing Yuan, don't come drag me down."

Ren revealed a smile, let out a soft hum, then closed the door.

Xuan Ge returning is more important than anything; even if he brought all the women from Teyvat over, he wouldn't frown once.

But wiping Xuan Ge's ass and such, is still too tiring.

Though he is the Divine Forge's Jizhen, crafting an item matching Xuan Ge's monster constitution within the time limit was still too hard.

"Alright Fu Er, I forgive your Huang Di; you go back to your room and play with Yin Lang."

"Mhm mhm~ don't bully Huang Di anymore~" Fu Er nodded obediently, then ran back to Yin Lang's game room.

Watching his daughter leave, Xuan Ge knew things weren't over yet.

Kafka had forgiven him, but she also wanted to hear about those women from Teyvat.

If he kept it hidden and didn't tell her, Kafka would never go confront Ling Sha.

"Sit down and talk." Xuan Ge took Kafka's left hand, then bent down to put away that god-tier item.

This was a precious treasure Ren gave him; he had to keep it safe — it might come in handy later.

Xuan Ge led Kafka to sit on the sofa, sitting beside Dahlia.

"Your Majesty, I want my feet squeezed too." Dahlia lifted her skirt, spring light fully revealed, and right in front of Xuan Ge put on a full-body black stocking bodysuit.

Xuan Ge 0-second auto-aim.

Dahlia was still too much of a counter to him.

Kafka didn't speak; instead she took off the high-top boot from her other foot and rested it on Xuan Ge's right thigh.

"Cough cough." Xuan Ge looked at black on the left, purple steaming with heat on the right; for a moment he couldn't quite handle it.

This damn thing — wasn't it exactly how Asmodeus looked when she seduced him?

Turns out both Dahlia and Kafka knew; they just wanted to hear him say it himself, so they'd have evidence to pin on him.

"Who do you want to hear about?"

"The Four Shadows Administration."

"The Raiden Three Sisters."

"Hm?" Xuan Ge looked at the two of them; he originally thought it would most likely be a specific person, but these two directly named the whole combination.

Did he really have to die for sure?

"Kafka, let Xuan Ge talk about the three sisters first — after all, that one can round up a fourth person."

"Why do you say that?" Kafka frowned slightly.

"What is His Majesty lacking most right now?"

Dahlia smiled mysteriously, smiling in a way that made Xuan Ge feel even his underwear had been seen through.

"Don't we already have Xia Die's pair for sisters?"

Kafka couldn't quite keep up with Dahlia's hairpin-turn thinking; she really couldn't think of who else could pair with Teyvat's Raiden Three Sisters...

Kafka paused, finally realized; she recalled Dahlia's earlier remark — the Raiden Three Sisters' outfits were all similar to kimonos.

And Huang Quan had worn one too, and was also purple-haired, purple-eyed.

So the answer was obvious — it was Huang Quan.

"It's Huang Quan."

Finished speaking, Kafka suddenly chuckled: "Heh, you two really are the Low Mountain Foul Water Twin Stars — truly enough."

Kafka didn't hide it; she directly cursed both Dahlia and Xuan Ge.

"All four at once — can you handle it?"

Kafka poked Xuan Ge's chest, somewhat amused-angry.

Xuan Ge now never did multi-threaded activities, never 1-on-1; usually 2-on-1, and if Dahlia stirred things up it became 2+1-on-1.

"Why not?" Dahlia spread her hands, indicating this was exactly two.

As for the remaining two, no need to guess — Kafka would know in 0 seconds.

"Heh, Xuan Ge, this life of yours is ruined in Dahlia's hands."

Kafka successfully got amused-angry; she really had no moves left.

Dahlia was giving Xuan Ge ideas every single moment.