Chapter 453
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Protagonist:
Xuan Ge
"Emperor, how come I feel that little girl called Klee was deliberately created by you?"
Dahlia interrupted Xuan Ge's words, curiously adding another handful of firewood to the fire.
Just now Xuan Ge had been telling the two of them about Teyvat's matters.
Of course, here it refers to Xuan Ge watching that small tuft of green hair in Teyvat.
It refers to Xuan Ge seizing Alice upon first meeting and turning her into Puff.
It refers to the first half of the night Alice secretly hiding in the blanket, and then the second half of the night Rosalind holding her hand while sleeping.
The verbal dispute that occurred afterwards with the Life Executor and Space Executor, this need not be said, the two of them know.
"How could that be, I merely completed the causality."
Xuan Ge felt a chill down his back, opening his mouth to argue: "You know me, I'm not actually lustful."
"A 'don't laugh challenge'?" Dahlia couldn't hold it in, laughing directly, "Then I lose."
"Tsk~" Xuan Ge clicked his tongue, then reached out to touch Dahlia's thigh.
"Why don't you believe me? Before I met you, I truly wasn't like this."
"Then Emperor, do you mean to blame me?" Dahlia reached out, pulling Xuan Ge's hand deeper.
Kafka suppressed her anger and spoke: "Xuan Ge, can you look at Dahlia a little less?"
Xuan Ge couldn't move his legs whenever he encountered Dahlia; now these two people's back-and-forth had nearly treated her as transparent.
"Right right, purple is what I like most." Xuan Ge hurriedly reached out to encircle Kafka's waist, he treated them equally and cared for both together.
Feeling Xuan Ge's hand being dishonest, Kafka didn't mind either; after all, she had long since grown used to it.
The 'not lustful' said just now, some was true and some was not.
Truly, Xuan Ge really isn't lustful; this is true words.
But words return: first, the other party must not be a 'big one'.
Otherwise Xuan Ge truly exerts all his strength and would start rooting.
"Let's put Klee's matter aside for now; after all, darling you also said, that is an anchored causality."
Kafka still gave Xuan Ge a way down; she didn't want to make things difficult for Xuan Ge, merely a bit angry, after all she truly worried about him.
"But what's the deal with the Raiden three sisters? And those Four Shadows?"
Kafka's words suddenly hit a big snag, nearly choking Xuan Ge.
"Kafka, you wait a moment."
Dahlia spoke to interrupt, then reached out and pulled out Xuan Ge's hand that was encircling Kafka's waist.
"Dahlia, what are you doing?" Kafka was somewhat displeased; this woman, why didn't she remove Xuan Ge's hand placed on her own leg, why remove hers instead?
"Oh my, look, you're anxious again. When you're being double-kneaded, don't you feel Xuan Ge's right hand exerts more strength?"
Kafka turned her face away at those words: "Say less of this, Fu Er is still in the room."
Dahlia complained with a smile: "Every time you rely on that indifferent expression to hook Xuan Ge into breaking down hard, now you're pretending to be reserved."
"Dahlia, serious business, don't say these useless things." Kafka truly submitted to this woman; how could she be so troublesome.
"Hehe~" Dahlia laughed, then asked: "Emperor, just how big is Yun Jin's career line, can the right hand hold it?"
Once 'big ones' were mentioned, Xuan Ge immediately perked up.
"A bit smaller than you, about the same as Kafka."
Xuan Ge finished speaking, instantly feeling he had died a little.
This Dahlia actually schemed against him, actually used 'big one' to frame him!
Dahlia looked at Xuan Ge's somewhat angry expression; the corner of her mouth hooked up — it seemed he had already begun thinking how to punish her.
This time attaining the Aeon of Extinction's rank, all stats maxed out; she believed she could also endure three days, even longer.
So, she was very expectant.
"Dahlia, you bastard!"
Kafka originally thought she really was talking serious business; result, this guy actually backstabbed her!
"What did I do?"
Dahlia put on an innocent expression of knowing nothing.
"Since Yun Jin is like this, how bad could the Raiden three sisters be?"
She referred to scale, and also to the combination of the three sisters and Huang Quan.
Big ones, sisters, counterparts — to Xuan Ge this is simply paradise.
Of course, if Xuan Ge had no moral bottom line, he could even... ah, that won't be spoken of.
"Since you know they're big ones, Emperor certainly can't avoid them; this point you also know."
Dahlia continued speaking to placate Kafka; the two of them would soon have to lane against Ling Sha, they couldn't just start infighting like this.
"Hmph~" Kafka coldly snorted in displeasure: "Xuan Ge, you also don't just stand there looking; Ling Sha and Xing Xiao are together."
Xuan Ge was silent, expression yet not the slightest bit grave.
Between super brain and super martial force, he chose super propagation.
Anyway he's definitely alkyl octazine'd.
But better a wretched life than a good death; worst case serve a term as Proliferation General, restore the Path of Propagation's glory!
"You guys give it a try; if it doesn't work, just leave me behind."
Xuan Ge spoke, but these words left the two women stunned.
The two of them didn't know what Xuan Ge was thinking for a moment; could it be he wants to kneel on durian skin again?
Soon, Da Li Hua's expression shifted from stunned to hidden excitement.
If the guess is correct, Xuan Ge chose not to speak with his mouth, but to speak with actions.
After all, a married couple quarrels at the head of the bed and makes up at the foot. Xuan Ge using this move, she doesn't find it strange at all.
Because Xuan Ge doesn't have a super brain, and his super brain is Jing Yuan.
Of course, when the two of them meet, they both instantly turn into super useless trash.
Not to say it's a constant stream of blunders, but it's abstract to the extreme.
Seeing such a bold Xuan Ge, Kafka asked curiously: "Xuan Ge, aren't you afraid of Ling Sha?"
"He... cough cough, how could I, a Xianzhou Emperor, possibly be afraid of a woman, moreover my own woman?"
Xuan Ge was very hard-mouthed; the syllable of "afraid" was almost loaded out, but he forcibly twisted it away.
But Xuan Ge also has confidence, because he knows Ling Sha won't do anything, and won't have those little girl emotions.
Ling Sha is different from others, because she knows too deeply.
This "deep" has many meanings; in short, Ling Sha is the one who has him firmly in her grasp through normal means.
People say that saying the main flag at home doesn't fall while colorful flags flutter outside is satire, is fooling around outside.
But used on him it's: with Ling Sha holding down the fort at home, he goes out reassured to like big ones, without worrying about the harem catching fire.
Of course here it means Da Li Hua is in the harem, and Ling Sha is also in the harem, so it won't catch fire.
Except when Ling Sha isn't there, that fire should start still has to start.
"But Your Majesty, why are you sweating, and even trembling a little?" Da Li Hua ruthlessly exposed Xuan Ge's pointed-out face. Being afraid of Ling Sha isn't shameful, because she's afraid too.
Fine, all of the above is Xuan Ge's final fantasy; he indeed fears Ling Sha.
Because this woman Ling Sha, he still can't see through her to this day...
On the contrary, himself; he stands before Ling Sha wearing the Dragon Robe, in Ling Sha's eyes, there's no difference between him and not wearing anything at all.
Underpants seen through?
That doesn't exist.
"I suddenly feel the walking lantern has appeared." Xuan Ge leaned steadily on the sofa, he looked at the black ceiling of the Stellaron Hunters Base, feeling he was done for.
Just then, Kafka's phone lit up. She glanced at it, didn't speak, then handed the projection request to Xuan Ge.
"Pick up this projection?"
"No need, I'll prepare to die face-to-face."
End of Chapter
