Chapter 1: Live Broadcast of the Anti-Vice Operation

"Hello, viewers in front of your screens. This is the law enforcement scene of our Zhangzhou Anti-Vice Brigade."

"Our comrades have already sealed off all exits, front and back, of that building."

"All individuals involved in vice are inside that building."

"The operation will begin promptly in three minutes."

"We’ll take a short commercial break now. Please continue to follow our program, *Direct Hit on the Scene*!"

*Direct Hit on the Scene* is a real-time program that live-records the police handling and processing of cases.

Its purpose is to show the audience the specific procedures of police work.

Every law enforcement process involving the dismantling of various obscenity, drug-related, or organized crime dens has the potential to be broadcast live by *Direct Hit on the Scene*.

This program has been running for four months now.

It has already garnered a considerable fan base on Zhangzhou TV and major online streaming platforms.

Every live broadcast.

Attracts tens of thousands of live viewers and hundreds of thousands of replay viewers.

In terms of police science popularization.

It is a rising star in police publicity, no less significant than channels like *Tan Talks Traffic*, *Siping Police Affairs*, *Hainan Past*, or *Guarding Jiefang West*.

[Holy crap! This episode is intense! It’s actually an anti-vice raid!]

[Hahaha, Officer A-Te from Xiao-Gan just sneezed!]

[It’s my favorite segment again: the anti-vice raid!]

[I’ve done good deeds my whole life; seeing this is what I deserve!]

[I’m not here to watch this; I’m mainly here to learn about police procedures!]

[Oh, me too. I’m mostly watching with a critical eye.]

In the online chat room.

The active viewers and fans have already started joking around, and the atmosphere in the chat room is quite lively.

A few minutes later.

Accompanied by the "Move out!" command from the person in charge of this anti-vice operation.

All units rushed in immediately.

Each department coordinated instantly.

The camera shook, and the sound of countless doors being pushed or kicked open echoed in the background.

"Everyone, get dressed and come out with your hands on your heads!"

"Stand up!"

"Room inspection! Everyone inside, get dressed and walk out!"

"Hello, show me your ID card!"

"Everyone, get dressed and stand against the wall!"

The police, having long since developed a tacit understanding, were confident in this operation.

They had already experienced similar situations dozens of times; they couldn't be more familiar with it.

Everything proceeded according to plan.

One by one, the shapely "fallen girls" were pulled out and made to squat in a row against the wall.

Some had barely managed to put on a tight sweater, outlining their slender, graceful figures.

Others, because the incident happened so suddenly, hadn't even prepared their clothes.

They were draped in blankets, revealing large patches of fair skin.

Those beautiful "intimate big sisters" all squatted down with their hands on their heads.

Some covered their faces with their long hair, some begged the officers to let them go, and others were so scared they burst into tears.

Unlike these easily managed women.

The male compatriots, who had just put on their pants, presented a motley variety of reactions.

Faced with the police escorting them to the corridor wall one by one, the various johns began their outrageous "mouth-fu" defenses.

"Officer... we are a couple! We aren't engaging in prostitution!"

"Officer, this... I was just here to learn English. How could you..."

"I’m not a john! We just had a romantic encounter. I didn't expect her to ask me for money!"

"At the train station, she told me there was a folk dance to watch, so I came over. I’m a victim of fraud..."

"We just dated for four hours. After we broke up, I gave her eight hundred yuan as a breakup fee. Is that excessive?"

One outrageous excuse after another was spewed by these johns.

The viewers watching the live stream were stunned.

What the hell... how did they even think of that?

Truly, their brains are in their butts; the thought process of these johns is far beyond ordinary people!

[Awesome, holy crap! "Breakup fee," my god, how do they come up with this?]

[Hahahahaha... I’m dying of laughter!]

[These guys are hilarious; this is too funny!]

["Romantic encounter" is also too much; they are truly a group of talents!]

[Is this the art of speaking? I’ve learned something today!]

Watching the brilliant and varied defense tactics performed by the johns on screen.

The audience was laughing until they were doubled over.

However, faced with these clumsy lies, the experienced police officers already had mature countermeasures.

"You say you're a couple? Can you name her real name? Her birthday? Her home address? How did you meet?"

"Uh... this..."

"Learning English? You have a criminal record, and you have the nerve to say you're learning English?"

"Officer, listen to my sophistry... oh, no, my explanation!"

"A romantic encounter? Didn't expect it... Your chat history says '600 for the night,' and you're a regular customer!?"

"This... this is for my overnight stay at an internet cafe... *cough, cough*..."

"You also dated for four hours? Should I notify the girlfriend in your phone book?"

"Don't, Officer! I admit it! I admit everything!"

In front of the *Direct Hit on the Scene* camera.

Faced with the police's well-trained interrogation, the johns, full of holes in their stories, all revealed their true colors.

And just at this moment...

At the same time, in a room in the same building, a person silently transmigrated. **CHAPTER 3**

... **CHAPTER 4**

Looking at the red and green lights in front of him.

The toilet paper on the floor, the condoms scattered on the ground, the popping candy and jelly on the nightstand...

Fang Hao was a bit dazed at this moment.

What was going on?

A second ago, he was taking a shower at home.

Just preparing to reward himself.

How did he end up here the next second?

Fang Hao, who hadn't even pulled up his pants yet, suddenly felt a jolt to his spirit.

A wave of brand-new memories suddenly surged into his mind.

He clutched his head, couldn't help but gasp, and muttered to himself:

"Blue Star... Dragon Country... Zhangzhou Happiness Nightclub..."

"I... I transmigrated?"

And just as Fang Hao was muttering to himself.

A voice behind him almost made his hair stand on end.

"Yo! There’s still a fish that slipped through the net over here!"

"We didn't notice it just now?"

"I’m from the Anti-Vice Brigade!"

"Pull up your pants and come out to stand against the wall with the others!"

Looking at the uniformed police officer staring at him.

Fang Hao’s mouth twitched, his head full of black lines.

This is...

I seem to have appeared in a rather unfortunate situation.

He lowered his head, looking at his pants that he hadn't had time to pull up.

And his bare upper body.

Plus the toilet paper he was clutching, which had transmigrated with him.

His current appearance... and the environment of the room.

Actually formed a subtly harmonious style.

As if he belonged in this environment all along.

Then he looked up at the Anti-Vice Brigade officer in front of him, who had an expression of disgust.

At this moment.

Fang Hao’s face changed.

Damn it!

This can't be explained clearly!

If you fall into yellow mud, it becomes shit even if it isn't!!

Are you kidding me!?

And just at this moment.

A sound of electronic mechanical synthesis appeared, abruptly interrupting Fang Hao’s thoughts—

[Ding! Awakening the Thousand Faces System!]

[This system can allow the host to radiate various brilliant life postures through check-ins, possessing backgrounds and abilities of various industries, identities, and professions.]

[Note! You must not expose your identity as a transmigrator or the system; exposure will result in immediate erasure!]

[You can check in at the current location. Do you want to check in? Yes/No!]

Fang Hao was dumbfounded.

What the hell is a Thousand Faces System?

But at this moment, he had already pulled up his pants and was being dragged out the door by the Anti-Vice Brigade...

The arrow was on the string and had to be fired. Fang Hao muttered in his heart:

"Yes! Check in!"

[Check-in successful! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the professional identity: Food Delivery Rider!]

Fang Hao almost fell on his butt.

A food delivery rider, what the hell?

The things other people's systems give them are either divine powers or some kind of superpower.

At the very least, it should be physical enhancement or a large sum of money, right?

You give me a food delivery rider identity?

Are you kidding me?

Besides, if I want to be a food delivery rider.

Do I need you to be bored enough to give it to me?

Can't I just apply for it myself?

Fang Hao was speechless.

This "Old Six" system is just playing with him, right?

And at the same time.

The Anti-Vice Brigade had finished interrogating the other dozen or so johns.

The dozen or so johns had all confessed to their prostitution activities.

The entire *Direct Hit on the Scene* program had basically reached its end.

Originally, they thought this arrest operation had concluded perfectly.

But the arrival of Fang Hao, the fish that slipped through the net, instantly attracted everyone's attention.

And so.

With his bare upper body.

Wearing his pants crookedly, holding toilet paper in his hand.

A dazed Fang Hao walked into the camera frame of the live stream.

As soon as he appeared.

Fang Hao’s appearance directly caused an explosion of laughter in the chat room.

[Yo! Another fish that slipped through the net!]

[Damn! This is awesome! This guy is still clutching toilet paper, hahaha...]

[This dazed expression is killing me! Probably his first time getting caught in the act!]

[Hahaha! He’s probably going to have a shadow over the rest of his life!]

[I’m dying of laughter, that dazed look, hahaha!]

[Probably hasn't even come to his senses yet, killing me!]

[Quick! Officer, go interrogate him! I want to see what kind of outrageous sophistry he’ll come up with, hahaha!]

[He looks like a "big smarty" at first glance! Hilarious!]

Not to mention the viewers in the chat room.

At this moment, even the johns and the girls at the scene couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene of Fang Hao.

A burst of laughter came from the corridor.

The atmosphere of the originally serious arrest scene suddenly became subtle.

Even the police officers of the Anti-Vice Brigade couldn't help but smile.

The person in charge of the Anti-Vice Brigade was the captain of a detachment from the local police station.

His name was Zhang Hai, and he was called Captain Zhang or Officer Zhang.

He looked to be in his thirties, with bright and sharp eyes.

Every move he made. **CHAPTER 5**