Chapter 2

Exuded the unique capability of a police station worker.

He walked slowly toward Fang Hao in front of him, carrying a heavy sense of oppression:

"You're also a john in this room, right?"

"Put on your clothes and come with us."

Behind him, many johns quietly raised their heads.

Everyone looked at Fang Hao, curious about what kind of answer he would give.

After a brief hesitation, Fang Hao answered decisively:

"I, uh... I didn't come here to solicit prostitution!"

"Officer, you guys go ahead with your work, I won't disturb you... I’m leaving now!" **CHAPTER 6**

With that, Fang Hao pulled up his pants and turned to leave.

Seeing this scene.

Several johns at the scene showed knowing smiles.

Sure enough.

The first reaction of everyone after being caught is to desperately deny it.

It’s just that this time, the denial was even more impressive...

He didn't even bother to explain.

"Stop!"

Officer Zhang Hai frowned as he looked at Fang Hao in front of him:

"You think it's enough to just say you aren't a john here?"

"Just look at how you're dressed... do you believe your own story?"

"Then what do you think you came here for?"

Fang Hao was almost in tears.

If I say I transmigrated, you probably won't believe it even more...

Faced with the police interrogation in front of him.

Fang Hao "ummed and ahhed" for a long time before seriously squeezing out a sentence:

"I came here to... *cough, cough*..."

"Actually, I’m here to deliver food."

As soon as this sentence was spoken.

The whole place went quiet.

Everyone looked at Fang Hao in front of them in shock.

Shocked that he would give such an astonishingly outrageous reason.

A few seconds later.

The entire corridor erupted into a burst of laughter.

"Hahahaha..."

"Pfft! Hahaha..."

"Awesome! You’re much more ruthless than me!"

"I’m dying of laughter! What’s this guy’s background! Hahaha!"

The entire corridor was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

The johns were laughing so hard they were about to sit on the floor, and the young ladies were shaking with laughter.

Even the police officers of the Anti-Vice Brigade couldn't hold it in anymore and covered their mouths.

The viewers in the entire live stream were laughing until they were doubled over at this moment.

"Delivering food," my god, pfft, hahahahaha...

Even if you’re making up an excuse, you have to follow some basic logic!

[Hahahahahahaha...]

[When it comes to being outrageous, johns are always full of creativity, hahaha!]

[I’m dying of laughter, wearing big shorts with half his butt exposed, saying with a straight face that he’s delivering food!]

[How can he keep a straight face? Making up an excuse requires logic!]

[You’re asked to describe the case, and you’re performing stand-up comedy in public? And you actually succeeded in making me laugh, hahahahaha!]

[Let’s just say, isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala? Anything outrageous can happen, hahaha!]

The entire scene was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Especially since Fang Hao looked so sincere at this moment.

It almost made Officer Zhang Hai unable to function.

He pointed at Fang Hao’s pants and said:

"Look down at what you’re wearing, and do you want to listen carefully to what you just said?"

"If you solicited, you solicited; just admit it openly."

However, Fang Hao still looked serious.

In front of the camera, Fang Hao even seriously recalled it once.

"Officer, I really came here to deliver food!"

"These pants are because..."

While he was speaking, Fang Hao suddenly paused.

He was surprised to find that a strange memory had suddenly appeared in his mind.

This seemed to be the reward from the system arriving.

He really had gained many memories of a food delivery rider.

For example, order operations, memory of routes throughout the city, experience in grabbing orders, etc...

And besides that.

In Fang Hao’s mind, he also gained the memory of himself delivering food just now.

At this moment, he held his breath.

Holy crap...

Did he really come here to deliver food!?

Recalling these memories, Fang Hao looked at the crowd in front of him again.

At this moment, everyone was looking at him with mockery.

Whether it was the johns or those girls.

At this moment, they were all watching him perform as if they were watching a show.

"Speak? What about these pants? Continue."

In front of the camera, Zhang Hai also looked at Fang Hao with amusement, waiting for Fang Hao’s reply.

His expression seemed to say: I know you’re making excuses, but I want to see how you make them.

In front of the camera, Fang Hao slowly calmed down.

He slowly cleared his throat.

"*Cough, cough*... actually, it’s like this."

"Ten minutes ago, I came here to deliver food."

"My electric scooter is parked downstairs; there should still be two orders left on it, clearly written with the sender's name, which is my name."

"Actually, I really am just here to deliver food..."

"So you guys go ahead with your work, and I’ll just continue delivering food."

Fang Hao looked serious.

That expression wouldn't show a single flaw even to the most expert interrogator.

As a result, as soon as these words were spoken.

The scene once again erupted into a burst of laughter.

A john quietly gave Fang Hao a thumbs up, full of admiration. **CHAPTER 7**

This lying ability has already reached the point of perfection!

Even the viewers in the live stream were stunned.

This acting is indeed superb!

If it weren't for this bare-naked outfit.

I’m afraid everyone would really believe his story.

In front of the camera.

Looking at Fang Hao’s sincere eyes, Zhang Hai was so angry he laughed.

"Fine, since you said so, I’ll cooperate with you."

"This will also make you completely convinced."

In front of the camera, he picked up his walkie-talkie and shouted:

"Sparrow, Sparrow, this is Falcon. Go to the entrance and check."

"See if there is a food delivery electric scooter parked there."

While speaking.

His eyes were fixed on Fang Hao in front of him.

Attempting to see the flaws in his heart from Fang Hao’s expression.

The result that surprised Zhang Hai was.

Fang Hao’s eyes were unexpectedly sincere, and he even looked quite kind.

In the live stream, the barrage exploded at this moment—

[Hahaha! He didn't expect this anti-vice operation to be so well-prepared!]

[He’s probably going to be exposed this time!]

[Such an outrageous excuse, normal people wouldn't dare to say it!]

[At the very least, he should have changed into a Meituan uniform! I’m dying of laughter!]

[Exposed in public, hahaha... I just love Captain Zhang’s no-nonsense personality!] **CHAPTER 8**