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Chapter 12

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【Good thing I was slightly on guard, thinking some counter-surveillance expert had shown up — turns out you just happened to guess right, huh!】

【Scared the hell out of me, damn, what I just made up sounded so convincing, I really thought it was a counter-surveillance expert!】

【Got taken away by a cat, I'm dying hahahaha!】

Officer Zhang Hai stared wide-eyed at Fang Hao before him.

At this moment.

He had been completely thrown off by Fang Hao.

He had already prepared to use criminal-investigation tactics to deal with the john in front of him.

And the result was that the man before him gave an answer like this?

Are you messing with me here?

Besides, no one here is blind.

Everyone had just witnessed Fang Hao's expression with their own eyes.

That look was clearly not the face of someone answering a question.

It was obviously — a reason purely made up on the spot.

Only after he finished making it up did his eyes switch back to their original sincere look……

Do you take everyone for blind!?

Officer Zhang Hai's expression turned a little strange.

It felt like preparing to unleash a big move on a boss, only to whiff completely.

For a moment, he didn't even know what to say.

"Fine…… you're saying it was carried off by a cat, right?"

"Where's the reason? Where's the evidence?"

"You're spouting it with nothing to back it up — can you produce any evidence?"

"Do you even know what you're doing right now is called muddying the waters?"

"If you keep refusing to cooperate with law enforcement, your punishment will be increased!"

"If you're going to make up an excuse, at least make it convincing?"

"Of johns like you, I haven't seen a hundred, I've seen eighty."

"If you're going to a Young Lady, then go to a Young Lady — you think you're acting in a play? Should I write you a script too?"

Officer Zhang Hai began to keep pressuring Fang Hao's inner defenses.

He didn't need to specifically sift through any evidence……

If the person in front of him really was making it all up.

He only needed to say a couple of lines, and the other's psychological defense would collapse on its own.

At this moment, before the camera.

He was going to see what else Fang Hao had to say for himself.

Sure enough.

Faced with Officer Zhang Hai's questioning.

Fang Hao, caught red-handed by the anti-vice squad, couldn't get a word out.

"Uh…… my clothes were carried off by a cat, so……"

"So as for evidence and all that, it seems…… you know."

"How about I go find my pants first, and answer you in a bit?"

Fang Hao awkwardly tried to explain something.

But another burst of laughter rose from the crowd.

This is way too cringy, damn!

A lie at this level, and he can still brazenly keep trying to patch it up.

This guy's a real talent!

And his acting is truly top-notch — that sincere gaze makes one unable to doubt.

And just as the atmosphere once again filled with merriment.

Meow—

A strange meow once again interrupted everyone's thoughts.

Before the camera.

A calico cat and a pure-black farm cat…… slowly paced over from the distance.

Their movements were elegant.

And now they walked toward the corridor without the slightest fear of strangers.

In the mouths of these two cats, one in front and one behind, each carried a piece of clothing.

One was a Meituan yellow vest, the other a pair of gray pants.

The two cats, one after the other, came to Fang Hao's side.

Casually dropped the clothes on the spot.

Then, right in front of the anti-vice squad, the johns, and the Young Ladies, they swaggered off without a care.

Several dozen people in the entire venue watched them leave in silence, and even the camera followed their movement.

At this moment.

The entire corridor was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

It was as if even the sound of breathing had frozen.

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