Chapter 11: Are You Telling Me a Crosstalk Story Here?

Moreover, at this very moment, the program "Live on the Scene" was broadcasting live.

If he let a prostitute's customer go in public...

Would he still have any face left?

"You say you didn't come here to solicit prostitutes, but to deliver food."

"You just fell on the road, so you came here to change clothes while delivering food?"

"If that's the case, why not find a restroom to change? Wouldn't that be more convenient?"

"Why run to a Young Lady's room?"

"Do you think... that makes sense?"

Zhang Hai frowned, looking at Fang Hao before him.

He voiced everyone's doubts.

And while speaking,

he had already involuntarily employed the mental pressure tactics used only in interrogations.

In his tone,

was the clear implication that he already knew the truth and was merely watching the other person make a fool of himself.

However, facing Zhang Hai's near-interrogation questioning,

Fang Hao still wore a smile, his eyes filled with sincerity, and replied:

"The reason I appeared in that room must be because there was a cause."

"As for the specific cause... uh, the situation is this."

"The reason I appeared in a lewd and pornographic venue..."

"is because my clothes were snatched away by a cat."

"I just happened to chase my clothes, so I coincidentally ended up in that room."

"So I changed clothes on the side."

"I had just taken my clothes off when you came in."

"That is why such a false impression was formed."

"As for myself, I have always held prostitution, gambling, and drugs in contempt."

All the Young Ladies:????

All the customers:????

The Anti-Prostitution Squad:???

This is just damn ridiculous!?

You're making this up on the spot right in front of everyone, right?

Are you reciting a lesson here!?

What the hell does it mean that the reason you were undressing here was because you were chasing a small animal?

This speech is just too damn ridiculous, isn't it!?

Even if you thought of something slightly more, it would be better than this bullshit excuse!

The originally solemn atmosphere on the scene, accompanied by Fang Hao's words... instantly snapped.

Everyone looked at Fang Hao with strange expressions, and the audience was also left speechless by Fang Hao.

【Damn! What a talent! Absolutely a talent!】

【I don't even know what he was thinking? Where's the logic?】

【Even if you said you were lost, it would be better than this, damn it...】

【My clothes were snatched by a cat... hahaha, ridiculous!】