Chapter 14

"Officer, can I go now?"

Zhang Hai was furious inside!

The Anti-Vice Squad had clearly caught him red-handed on the spot.

Yet he provided a complete chain of evidence and an alibi.

Knowing full well there had to be something fishy going on in the middle.

But according to Dragon Nation Law, he really couldn't do anything to Fang Hao.

There wasn't even any need to drag him back for questioning.

Because the chain of evidence was too solid!

Both cats had personally come over to serve as "witnesses"—what could he possibly do?

Zhang Hai looked at Fang Hao before him and said through gritted teeth:

"You may go."

"The rest of them... take them away!"

【Holy shit! That son of a bitch actually got it right!?】

【This level of absurdity... is insane! What do you call a perfect crime?】

【Every single reason seems absurd on the surface, but all have solid evidence—the key evidence is just too damn hard!】

【The hell, we can't catch him? Absurd! He walked out of the room butt-naked! And he just gets released?】

【Any lawyers here, please explain—under these circumstances, is there really nothing that can be done to this guy called Fang Hao?】

Damn! So this is what a high-IQ criminal looks like? But using that brain for visiting prostitutes isn't that a bit of a waste?

【Could it be that we guessed wrong, and he really did wander in by accident?】

The audience was dumbfounded.

It was the first time anyone had seen such an absurd turn of events.

The Anti-Vice Squad had finally hit a tough nut to crack this time.

A suspect caught red-handed, naked, in a hidden pornographic room.

This was all happening live on the show.

Caught by the Anti-Vice Squad on the spot!

And the result was, because he had a solid alibi, he was released right there on the spot?!

What the hell...

In front of the camera of "Direct Hit at the Scene."

Fang Hao slowly put his clothes back on.

Then, he looked at the camera with an infuriatingly sincere gaze:

"As everyone knows, I am a hardworking delivery guy."

"So no matter what kind of situation I appear in, it's all perfectly reasonable."

"Even if it's in a place like this... being found by everyone without clothes on, there must definitely be some special reason."

"Everyone, please carry on, I won't disturb you any longer, I'm... heading out."

Having said that.

Fang Hao swaggered out of the corridor.

The entire corridor echoed with cheers from the johns and the Young Ladies.

Mixed in were all sorts of awestruck shouts of "Badass!" and "Master!"

Every single john looked at Fang Hao before them with utter reverence.

This is a master!

A being worthy of our worship!

A few words, and he got released on the spot!

A true expert!

The entire livestream chat was dumbfounded.

……

And only after leaving the nightclub did Fang Hao finally let out a long sigh of relief.

"Holy shit... that almost ruined my lifelong reputation."

Thinking back on everything he'd just gone through, Fang Hao still felt a lingering sense of dread.

That sneaky-ass system is way too underhanded!

Of all the places to transmigrate into, why did it have to be—

It transmigrated him straight into an anti-vice raid... and butt-naked, no less!

He almost couldn't explain himself.

But luckily, the system did still have a shred of humanity in the end.

After what had just happened, Fang Hao had faintly begun to detect some of the system's patterns.

"It seems that when the Thousand Faces Thousand Forms system generates a professional identity and background..."

"It makes corresponding corrections to this world?"

Fang Hao muttered to himself, somewhat astonished:

"After the system gave me my identity, it just straight up gifted me this little e-bike..."

"And it even corrected reality, so that nothing felt out of place, perfectly coupling with the real world."

"In that case, if the Thousand Faces Thousand Forms system gets an even more powerful profession..."

"Then isn't my background even more impressive?"

"Demon slayer, spy, Qi cultivator, finance tycoon... these should all count as identities, right?"

Fang Hao wore a thoughtful expression.

Just as he was pondering, his phone rang.

"Ding! Five minutes until your order expires! Hurry up!"

Fang Hao sucked in a sharp breath.

Fuck!

Even the orders are real!?

Completely identical to reality!?

At this moment, Fang Hao finally understood.

No wonder, when the vice squad checked him, so many memories had surfaced in his mind.

All perfectly explained everything.

It was because the system corrected reality and inadvertently rationalized his absurd transmigration!

And because Dragon Nation Law differed from Earth's China.

Fang Hao didn't even have to go to jail!

But now wasn't the time to think.

Fang Hao had to hurry up and deliver his food.