Chapter 14: Is the officer so agitated because he was also cheated on?
On camera.
Zhang Hai kicked the door hard with a loud bang.
The door that had just opened closed instantly.
And on this battered iron door, there was now one more mark of greeting from the police station.
"Holy shit!"
On camera.
Zhang Hai, whose emotions were near collapse, let out an expletive.
He almost went crazy.
This f***ing... it’s him!?
Chen Qingda, standing to the side, immediately hugged Zhang Hai to soothe him:
"Officer! Calm down! Calm down!"
"What’s going on!?"
"Did this little prick also do that... with your wife too, right..."
Good heavens!
The atmosphere on the scene exploded instantly.
The audience was laughing until tears came out.
At this moment.
How did the situation become so complicated?
Many people in front of their screens were laughing so hard they were doubled over.
This f***ing!
How much of a shadow has Fang Hao left on Officer Zhang Hai!
It even left Chen Qingda, who was standing by, completely confused.
Looking at the scene, the honest man Chen Qingda was also bewildered.
This shouldn’t be...
Shouldn’t I be the one who is extremely agitated, and the police come to soothe my emotions!?
Now, in this situation...
How did it become me soothing the officer’s emotions?
What is going on?
He stared blankly at the suddenly rampaging Zhang Hai, completely at a loss for words.
The other two officers present also clenched their fists.
Everyone’s expressions were exceptionally complicated.
This time... this time, enemies really crossed paths!
"Tell me... did I see wrong?"
Zhang Hai panted heavily, turning to look at the person beside him:
"How... how is it this prick again!?"
"If he says he’s innocent this time, I will..."
Our poor Officer Zhang Hai hadn’t finished his sentence.
Click!
The door opened again.
Mr. Fang Hao, wearing SpongeBob underwear, smiled:
"Oh! I must have interrupted your duty."
"You guys go ahead, you go ahead."
"I won’t bother you, I’m leaving!"
As he spoke.
He was very seriously about to leave.
However.
Could the angry Officer Zhang Hai let him go?
He blocked the path on the spot, including the way to the elevator and downstairs.
But the absurdity of the matter was just that.
In front of over ten thousand viewers in the live stream.
Fang Hao didn’t take the elevator down.
He didn’t take the stairs down.
He...
He headed upstairs!
The scene seemed to freeze.
Countless people stared blankly...
Watching Fang Hao, wearing only underwear, go up the stairs to the tenth floor.
Click!
That was the sound of a key unlocking the door.
Clang.
That was the sound of the door closing.
Then Fang Hao entered the room and went home.
At this very moment, the whole scene was quiet.
Zhang Hai looked at the stairs with a shocked gaze, petrified.
This prick... lives upstairs!
[F*** hahahahaha!]
[My god! Is this plot trying to kill me with laughter!?]
[Hahahaha! Am I really not watching a drama?]
[Officer Zhang Hai’s expression... hahahahaha! Holy shit hahahaha!]
[I’m laughing until my chest hurts, damn, this is absurd!]
[It’s not Old Wang from next door, it’s Old Fang from next door!]
[God-tier plot! Holy shit, this plot is divine! Too awesome, hahahahaha!]
[Hahahahahahaha! Amazing!]
[Holy shit, this is hilarious, too funny!]
[It really is just upstairs and downstairs! Awesome!]
The live stream erupted with—
The most awesome explosion of comments since the show began.
The audience couldn’t stop laughing until they twitched.
The effect of this show is too awesome!
Who could have imagined...
That the person caught red-handed by the anti-vice squad twice would live right upstairs from the third adultery catch?
This turn of events was truly unexpected, leaving everyone speechless.
People have emotions, after all, and seven human desires.
Including our police officers, who are no exception.
And after being provoked by Fang Hao one after another.
Officer Zhang Hai at this moment... finally lost his cool!
He ignored the adultery situation downstairs.
With an urgency even greater than the parties involved, he rushed straight upstairs.
Chen Qingda, who had been cheated on, was stunned.
"Who... who exactly is the one being cheated on?"
He stared blankly at Officer Zhang Hai’s back.
Why did it feel like Officer Zhang Hai, who had just comforted him...
Was more broken than he was right now?
Everyone at the scene immediately followed Officer Zhang Hai upstairs.
Zhang Hai knocked on the door with no patience:
"Fang Hao, open the door!"
"Open the door right now!"
"Well, well, Fang Hao! Twice the anti-vice squad interrupted your fun, and now you’re doing this adultery thing!?"
"Open the door!"
"Let’s settle all three matters at once!"
Zhang Hai felt his anger rising steadily.
Where did this nemesis come from?
Not only did he escape from his grasp twice while visiting obscene dens...
But this time he’s even committing adultery?
Isn’t this just mocking him to his face?
If he lets him run away again, does he still have any face left?
Half a minute later.
Fang Hao, now fully dressed, slowly opened the door.
"Ahem ahem... Officer Zhang Hai, we can consider ourselves acquaintances."
"Don’t you trust my character?"
"I hate vice, gambling, and drugs the most in my life, how could I commit adultery?"
"There’s some misunderstanding here."
Fang Hao had a warm smile on his face.
Continuing to show his innocence in front of the camera.
Seeing that Fang Hao didn’t intend to run away.
Officer Zhang Hai’s emotions finally stabilized.
He looked at Fang Hao in front of him with a sidelong glance.
Before, it was delivering food and repairing air conditioners, which was logically plausible.
After all, it wasn’t his own home.
But now...
He couldn’t possibly say he was delivering food downstairs or repairing air conditioners in someone’s private home in the middle of the night, right?
Officer Zhang Hai wanted to see what kind of nonsense Fang Hao could come up with this time.
The camera was already aimed at Fang Hao.
After the previous two experiences.
Looking at those sincere eyes on the screen now.
Even just by looking.
Many viewers felt a rich sense of humor.
Many could barely hold it in.
Chen Qingda, the man wearing the green hat, also arrived upstairs.
When enemies meet, they are especially jealous.
He went up and grabbed Fang Hao by the neck.
It was only through the strenuous efforts of two officers that they were barely separated.
"You dog! You dare to mess around with my wife!"
"You don’t want to live anymore, do you!"
This was one of the few sentences among Chen Qingda’s many words.
That the "Live on the Scene" program could barely broadcast.
The rest were filled with extreme profanity.
However, facing Chen Qingda’s madness.
Fang Hao still had that look of confusion mixed with sincerity:
"Why does big brother say that?"
"The lady downstairs and I have a very pure neighbor relationship."
"We have always minded our own business."
"Why are you so angry... is there some misunderstanding between us?"
Good heavens!
As soon as this sentence came out.
The audience at the scene couldn’t hold it in.
What the f*** kind of misunderstanding.
You ran out of his wife’s room with your butt bare.
And you’re still asking with a sincere face if there’s a misunderstanding?
Are you worried that this matter isn’t big enough!?
[Awesome! He’s talking nonsense with a straight face again!]
[This time I want to see how he explains it!]
[Maybe there could be a reason elsewhere, but this time... I really don’t believe Fang Hao can talk his way out of this!]
[Laughing to death, Fang Hao is finished this time!]
[Damn, this is too despicable! You can’t commit adultery even if you were caught soliciting!]
[Pure neighbor relationship... minding our own business? He really has the nerve to say that!]
Sure enough.
As soon as these words were spoken.
End of Chapter
