Chapter 15

Chen Qingda, who had finally been pulled away, rushed toward Fang Hao again with uncontrollable rage.

The language he used was even more profane.

After a brief moment of losing his cool, Officer Zhang Hai also sobered up.

He frowned at Fang Hao:

"You are now endangering the stability of someone else’s family and have broken the law."

"According to the Marriage Law of the Dragon Kingdom, you could face up to three months of detention."

"I am now officially arresting you, do you have anything to say this time?!"

Seeing Zhang Hai speak, Fang Hao waved his hand and smiled in explanation:

"Uh..."

"Although I came out of his room, and I wasn’t wearing clothes."

"But, there is a reason for all of this."

"I am a very pure and innocent person."

"I can guarantee that I have absolutely never done anything to the lady downstairs."

Fang Hao looked serious and sincere.

The sincere look in those eyes.

Seemed to be trampling on the audience’s intelligence.

Everyone was shocked.

How should one put it...

Should one say it’s worthy of Fang Hao?

You walked out of someone’s room in your underwear, and you still say you’re innocent?

Is the thickness of this face a bit too much?

On camera, a mysterious glow appeared on Fang Hao’s face.

He slowly approached Zhang Hai and lowered his voice mysteriously.

"Since it’s like this, I won’t hide it from you!"

"Actually, I am a martial artist."

"Today when I got home, I just wanted to do some simple exercise on the balcony."

"But I didn’t expect it to be a bit cold outside today, so my muscles were a bit stiff."

"So, by mistake, I accidentally fell from my balcony."

Fang Hao said seriously and earnestly:

"Isn’t it a coincidence, I just happened to fall onto the balcony of the ninth floor downstairs."

"That’s why this clever and awkward misunderstanding was formed."

"We martial artists don’t like to wear clothes when practicing martial arts."

"So when you found me, I was in a state of not wearing clothes."

"This is not because I was sleeping with the lady downstairs, it’s purely a personal habit."

"I think with everyone’s intelligence, you can definitely understand my situation."

"All of this is very normal, and I am quite innocent myself."

Having said this.

Fang Hao even looked around as if he were serious.

As if he were worried that his identity as a martial artist had been exposed...

The scene fell into a deathly silence again.

Several police officers and program staff members...

Were stunned.

For a moment, they couldn’t understand Fang Hao’s train of thought.

Everyone’s brains crashed.

The words Fang Hao said in the live stream.

Left the audience in the live stream dumbfounded.

What the f***!

Is he this good at it!?

What the f*** kind of martial artist!

You fell down?!

Aren’t you afraid of being struck by lightning for bragging like this!?

The audience was shocked.

When he said these things, was he not even a little bit embarrassed?

[Martial arts hahahaha... Awesome! The reason this time is a martial artist!]

[Here we go again, talking nonsense with a straight face!]

[I want to see how he connects being a martial artist with committing adultery with someone!]

[Laughing to death, this f***ing serious face...]

[What the f***, committing adultery is an accident... and you’re blaming it on martial arts, right?]

[Damn! This is too funny! How does he manage to brag so sincerely?]

At the scene.

In the silent hallway.

Fang Hao still looked at Zhang Hai with a mysterious gaze:

"That’s how it is."

Zhang Hai put his hand to his forehead and sighed deeply.

He felt that the area of his inner shadow seemed to have expanded again...

"Come! Perform it for me."

"It’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s just that we all want to see the world."

Zhang Hai was so angry at Fang Hao that he was trembling:

"I f***ing really want to see how you practice martial arts in the middle of the night and fall from the tenth floor to the ninth floor!"

"Can you turn corners in the air!?"

"Practicing martial arts in the middle of the night, who do you think you are? Huo Yuanjia?"

"Come, perform it in front of the camera right now!"

If what Fang Hao said before belonged to a logic that didn’t respect people.

Then Fang Hao’s words at this moment.

Belonged to not respecting science.

A normal person falling from the tenth floor...

Even thinking with your toes, you would only fall to the first floor!

Between the ninth and tenth floors...

Even if a normal person wanted to jump over on purpose, it would be quite difficult!

He said he was practicing martial arts and accidentally fell to the ninth floor?

It’s just f***ing absurd!

And a martial artist?

You, a martial artist, go soliciting in the middle of the night?

A martial artist caught by the anti-vice squad twice?

When we brag, we should follow the basic laws, right?

Is this kind of thing something a normal person can say?

In front of the screen.

The audience watching "Live on the Scene" was also shocked.

[Damn! Here we go again! Classic Fang quotes hahahaha!]

[There was evidence the previous times, I want to see how he proves himself this time!]

[He can always say it with a straight face at any absurd moment hahahaha!]

[Awesome! Look at these sincere eyes... I almost believed it!]

[How does he do it!? This acting is superb, holy shit!]

[Sigh... I guess Fang Hao is a trapped beast this time...]

[He probably didn’t expect the husband downstairs to come back so quickly, so he wasn’t prepared this time!]

[Saying he’s a martial artist is also absurd, he probably ran out of words in his head!]

[Panicked and spoke without thinking... he probably regrets bragging like this himself! Too absurd!]

[The level of social death is no less than getting together with the person downstairs, right?]

Caught red-handed three times in one night.

The audience felt that Fang Hao was pretty much at the end of his rope.

After all, the first two times, maybe he really was well prepared.

Using various evidence or false evidence to create the fact that he wasn’t at the scene.

But this time it came too suddenly.

The answer Fang Hao gave was even more absurd than the previous two times.

This instead aroused the curiosity of many viewers.

Everyone wanted to see...

How Fang Hao would round out this lie!

At the scene.

Fang Hao thought seriously for a long time, then slowly opened the door.

"Uh... the situation is more complicated."

"Let me demonstrate to you all what exactly happened, okay."

As he spoke.

Fang Hao led everyone into the room.

However, unexpectedly.

There were actually many martial arts books in the room.

There were even racks, wooden dummies, and other equipment specifically for practicing martial arts and the body.

The room was simple and plain.

But it really did have the feel of a martial arts enthusiast.

In fact.

This was the reward Fang Hao received from his third check-in.

The reward content of this [Thousand Faces System] was not a profession.

But an identity—

[A recluse who has practiced martial arts for ten years.]

What ten years of hard training brought.

Was not just simple sparring and experience, such simple things.

Even Fang Hao’s physical fitness had improved significantly.

He felt that his body was much stronger than before.

Fang Hao didn’t know exactly how much.

But if Fang Hao participated in a competition, he wouldn’t dare say he could beat a world champion.

But if he were to beat eight or ten ordinary people... it would basically be no problem.

And while the system was issuing rewards.

It would also correct reality.

Therefore.

In Fang Hao’s originally empty room.

There were now some martial arts books, as well as various wooden dummies and other equipment.

Even the reason for his check-in downstairs was incidentally corrected by the system.

The moment they saw the layout of Fang Hao’s room.

The audience’s heads went "buzz".

Everyone suddenly had a bad feeling.

Holy shit!

No way!?

It really has the style of a martial artist!

Could it be that this time...

He found a reason again?

Captured by the camera.

Fang Hao led the group to the balcony and said seriously:

"At that time, I was practicing boxing very seriously here."

"People say practice in the winter and summer, I was busy with work during the day and didn’t have time."

"So I chose to improve my martial arts at night."

"We martial artists are like this!"

"So it is a very reasonable phenomenon that I fell downstairs."

"Next, let me demonstrate to you how I throw a punch!"

As he spoke.

Fang Hao threw a punch in an instant.

There was indeed a wooden dummy on the balcony.

Fang Hao, who had just received the reward.

Also didn’t know how strong his strength was.

Therefore, with the idea of testing, Fang Hao attacked the wooden dummy with all his might.

However, to everyone’s surprise.

Only a "crack" sound was heard.

The wooden dummy, which was as thick as an adult’s arm, was actually broken by Fang Hao’s punch.

This scene.

Was captured clearly in front of the camera.

Seeing this broken wooden dummy.

Chen Qingda’s gaze, which had been angry to the point of losing his mind...

Suddenly became much clearer.

Everyone at the scene was also stunned.

This f***ing...

This guy really knows martial arts!?

With just one punch, he cleanly broke the wooden dummy!

This is definitely not a simple routine.

And between the punches.

There was a faint sound of dragons and tigers.

This is definitely not an effect that a beginner of two or three months can achieve.

At this moment.

Fang Hao, who looked absurd and unreliable in front of them, was instantly covered with a mysterious veil.

He seemed... not as simple as the audience thought.

The scene was silent.