Chapter 18: Did he use a basic attack to bait the officer

Exploding at an unprecedented speed.

[Oh my god! We all misunderstood him!]

[He really isn’t!]

[Holy shit!? Is Fang Hao really innocent!?]

[Oh my god... so everything he said was true! We were the ones who were biased!?]

[Absurd! Awesome! Bizarre!]

[Good heavens! I f***ing call it good heavens!]

[Fang Hao! My superman! It turns out we all misunderstood you!]

[Ahhhhhh... so that means, the first two times might have also been wronging him!?]

[This f***ing, we all blamed him wrongly!?]

Everyone was dumbfounded.

No one expected that it would end up like this.

All along.

Everyone’s impression of Fang Hao...

Remained on the absurd.

Except for the martial arts he just revealed, which opened everyone’s eyes.

Most of the audience’s impression of Fang Hao...

Belonged to being somewhat human, but not much.

After all, even mere soliciting... could be played with so many tricks.

If you say this man is normal, ordinary people wouldn’t agree.

Therefore.

Everyone thought Fang Hao belonged to the high-IQ crowd.

But... a freak whose IQ wasn’t used for the right path.

After all, he was caught on the spot twice.

And the result was being released without charge on the spot... normal people can’t do that.

So much so that everyone subconsciously thought it was Fang Hao’s clever means.

And he had rich experience in dealing with the anti-vice squad.

And that Fang Hao is a solicitor... was basically a fact that everyone defaulted to.

However, at this moment.

Everyone was a bit unsure.

Just now, the truth was exposed...

He actually didn’t get together with Ms. Lin downstairs.

Fang Hao is actually f***ing innocent!?

This immediately left all the viewers on the internet speechless.

After all, this time.

Fang Hao’s response experience when caught on the spot.

Was exactly the same as the previous two anti-vice responses.

Doesn’t this mean...

The previous two anti-vice operations also seemed... to be naked misunderstandings!?

Just as they were thinking this.

Could it be that the three times he was caught on the spot today... were all f***ing coincidences!?

Fang Hao was wronged!?

Looking at Fang Hao’s sincere and earnest eyes on the screen.

Everyone didn’t know what to say for a moment.

In front of the camera.

Fang Hao came to the balcony, then bent down and picked up his clothes.

At the moment of shaking off the clothes.

Everyone at the scene saw it clearly!

His clothes were indeed torn!

This f***ing...

What he said was actually the truth!?

The program staff were silent at this moment.

The two police officers were also dumbfounded.

"Uh... this..."

An officer looked awkward, not knowing how to talk to Fang Hao.

"Everyone continue... I’m going back to continue practicing martial arts."

"You guys go ahead, I won’t bother you..."

After saying that.

On camera.

Fang Hao, with a calm expression, left everyone’s sight and returned upstairs.

And at the same time in the bathroom.

Zhang Hai, with a complicated expression.

Also walked out of the bathroom at this moment.

In the live stream, the audience noticed something wrong.

Why did Zhang Hai’s expression become heavy after going to the bathroom?

He wouldn’t have been completely broken by Fang Hao, right?

That shouldn’t be...

Even the people at the scene found something wrong.

Except for the green-hat hero and his wife who were sulking.

Everyone else was frowning at Officer Zhang Hai.

Everyone vaguely...

Felt that Officer Zhang Hai had something to say.

Facing the camera, Zhang Hai said with a complicated expression:

"Uh... viewers of the program... I just received a call."

"Relevant departments in our city have retrieved the surveillance."

"Ahem ahem..."

"That thing."

"According to the surveillance footage, Fang Hao did not participate in any... ahem..."

"Any obscene or pornographic activities, nor did any related pornographic transactions occur."

Officer Zhang Hai felt a mix of five flavors in his heart.

It was f***ing not a good feeling.

Just now in the bathroom, he received a call from the deputy director.

And after knowing the truth, Zhang Hai broke down.

Damn it...

I was the clown all along!?

In front of the camera.

Zhang Hai was trembling as he held his phone, his lips trembling as he recounted:

"Although all his actions today were absurd..."

"But according to the surveillance report."

"All his actions in these places perfectly matched his self-description today."

"In other words..."

"In other words..."

"Although what he said today was absurd, it was true."

"He didn’t lie."

Tonight.

Our respected Officer Zhang Hai broke down.

All night tonight.

What the f*** have I been playing wits with!?

I even wanted to review the criminal police interrogation course.

It turns out Fang Hao didn’t say a single lie...

It’s just f***ing absurd.

Thinking of the things he said to Deputy Director Tian before.

Such as "This Fang Hao is not simple", "This guy will show his tail sooner or later"...

Zhang Hai was almost ashamed to death.

Fang Hao is innocent... those absurd things are all f***ing true!

At this moment, Zhang Hai wanted to give himself a slap in the face.

It’s too awkward!

This is even more awkward than not catching Fang Hao!

In front of the "Live on the Scene" camera...

I played wits with an innocent ordinary person, using all my ultimate moves.

Sharp words, professional techniques...

As a result, this prick used only basic attacks to bait out all my ultimate moves!

After hearing this result.

Everyone at the scene stiffened.

Pfft!

The reporter girl couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud.

"Uh... sorry!"

"I just thought of something happy."

The reporter girl tried hard to recall...

Recalling the most painful thing in her life, so she wouldn’t lose it.

The camera was shaking, too.

It was clear the cameraman’s smile hadn't vanished; it had simply switched to vibration mode.

And compared to the polite production crew,

the comments from the viewers in the livestream were much more direct—

[Hahahahahaha!]

[Awesome!]

[Holy crap! I’m laughing so hard I won’t be able to sleep tonight!]

[Hahaha! Officer Zhang has completely lost his cool!]

[After all that analysis, sounding so convincing, it turns out the guy didn't do anything at all!]

[Someone isn't going to be able to sleep tonight! Hahahahaha!]

[Sincerity really is the ultimate weapon! I’m dying of laughter!]

[Awesome! Truly awesome! Fang Hao has practically stripped Officer Zhang Hai of his dignity!]

[Hahaha! Officer Zhang has really embarrassed himself this time, hahaha!]

[Even through the screen, I’m feeling the second-hand embarrassment for Officer Zhang Hai...]

The comedic effect created by Zhang Hai’s misjudgment

had the viewers in the livestream laughing until they were convulsing.

Viewers from all over the country were practically rolling on the floor in front of their screens.

It turns out the guy really was innocent!

This whole operation by Zhang Hai... hahahahahaha!

Too awesome!

If they hadn't seen big scenes before,

Officer Zhang Hai and the two remaining police officers would probably be crying right now.

This is just too damn embarrassing!

No one expected

that the entertainment born from Fang Hao today

would make the entire livestream, at nearly four in the morning...

have even higher traffic than during prime time!

The number of viewers didn't decrease but increased, reaching over twenty thousand!

In the middle of the night.

No one was sleeping tonight.

Officer Zhang Hai’s embarrassing performance

had made a complete spectacle of himself on the *Direct Hit on the Scene* program.

In the time that followed,

no matter how Zhang Hai tried to change the subject or show off while interrogating the adulterous couple,

you could always find "hahahaha" in the livestream comments.

The viewers didn't even care about the follow-up situation anymore.

Everyone only cared about one thing—

anything related to Fang Hao.

People couldn't help but marvel that such an absurd thing could happen in the world.

And when dawn broke,

after the relevant content was turned into a video and uploaded to major media platforms,

this news, filled with comedic effect...

immediately hit the trending lists on all major platforms.

[Absurd man caught in anti-prostitution raids three times, released on the spot three times... The reason is absurd but true!]

As soon as this video appeared, it shocked the online audience.

What kind of superhuman is this...

Delivering food, repairing air conditioners... and even a Wu Gong master.

This astonishing livestream effect

instantly garnered over twenty million views across the entire internet.

And Fang Hao’s name

appeared in the public eye for the first time.

In fact,

regarding his sudden viral fame, Fang Hao himself was quite helpless.

He just wanted to be a quiet, ordinary person.

Isn't it better to just silently check in and survive?

Unfortunately, the "Laozi" System was too focused on him.

The check-in locations were getting more and more absurd.

"But then again, the reward this time is indeed a bit awesome."

Looking at himself in the mirror, Fang Hao sighed with emotion.

After obtaining the identity of "Ten Years of Hard-Earned Wu Gong," the benefits Fang Hao received were truly astonishing. ===== CHAPTER 51 =====