Chapter 17: Saying Something Like This, How Can You Open Your Mouth?

The livestream chat went silent—

Still completely naked.

Wearing only a SpongeBob pair of underwear.

Looking at the surrounding vice squad with that signature sincere gaze of his.

And a blank, dumbfounded expression.

At this moment.

The entire vice squad.

Had all frozen because of Fang Hao's appearance.

The livestream camera instantly zoomed in for a close-up…

This figure and face…

Everyone had just seen him two hours ago.

He had even sparked a heated discussion in the livestream.

Everyone was arguing like crazy.

Whether it was coincidence or a carefully planned scheme…

But before any conclusion could be reached, the man himself showed up.

He was that delivery guy—Fang Hao!

The scene of his appearance.

Was still a vice raid.

What made it even more outrageous was…

He was still not wearing any clothes!

At this moment, the entire livestream chat could no longer hold it in.

【Holy shit! It's him! LMAO hahahahaha…】

【Fucking awesome, damn! What kind of fate is this!】

【Killing me, running into him twice in one night, damn it let's see how he talks his way out of this one!】

【Hahahahaha! My stomach hurts from laughing!】

【Too fucking awesome, damn! How can there be such a coincidence in this world!】

【You can tell Fang Hao's lust really is incredibly strong! Hahahaha…】

【Six! Too fucking awesome hahahaha! Got caught at the last vice raid, barely escaped and then… hahahaha!】

【Divine, holy shit! This is fate!】

At this moment.

The entire livestream chat was flooded with all kinds of 【666】 and 【Holy shit】 and 【Hahahaha】.

The viewers were practically dying of laughter.

Two hours ago, Fang Hao had just been caught by the vice squad.

But thanks to all sorts of absurdly clever evidence, Fang Hao was released on the spot.

And then two hours later.

Fang Hao was caught red-handed once again!

Same lack of clothes, same obscene and pornographic venue.

The viewers were laughing so hard they were twitching.

They'd never seen anything this outrageous in their entire lives.

Getting caught in a vice raid twice in a row…

Just how strong is your desire, exactly?

And thinking back to the previous scene.

Fang Hao could still solemnly claim he was delivering food.

Everyone was nearly laughing until they cried.

That acting was truly top-notch.

That sincere gaze absolutely slaughtered every top-tier actor out there.

But no one expected…

His upper body's reason didn't give him away, but his lower body's desire did!

Now let's see how he explains this!?

It had to be said, Zhang Hai was someone who had seen big scenes before.

He managed to hold it in until every single member of the vice squad on the scene… had doubled over laughing.

Only then did he finally burst out laughing.

At this moment, Zhang Hai covered his face, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and walked up to Fang Hao.

"You kid, you're something… you really are something."

"Once wasn't enough for you, huh? After running off, you immediately headed straight here?"

"Hahahahaha… amazing! You're too amazing!"

Officer Zhang's face was wreathed in smiles.

He looked at Fang Hao before him with an expression of utter admiration.

He suddenly thought of something, and his expression abruptly changed.

He hurriedly picked up the walkie-talkie and asked Fang Hao:

"Where's the takeaway? Has the delivery been made?"

"Don't tell me your clothes were stolen by a cat—that's nonsense."

"Sparrow, Sparrow, this is Eaglet—is there a takeaway electric scooter at the entrance?"

Not long after.

A voice came through the walkie-talkie—it was Sparrow.

"Sparrow has checked; there is no trace of any takeaway electric scooter."

At this moment.

Officer Zhang Hai finally exhaled the stifling pressure that had been building in his chest.

A smile tugged at the corner of his eyes as he looked at the john before him, Fang Hao.

As if to say: This time, you're finally in my hands!

Looking at the mocking gazes of the vice squad before him.

Fang Hao wore a sincere smile:

"Ahem... so you fellows are on duty here..."

"Then carry on—I'll go put my clothes back on."

"I won't disturb you any further—I'm off now..."

Saying this,

the figure of Fang Hao turned around with perfect sincerity.

To retrieve his clothes.

Everyone in the vice squad stared, dumbfounded.

The prostitutes and johns alike were equally stunned.

Many whispered among themselves, discussing:

"Damn... who the hell is this guy? How powerful is his connection?"

"He just walks out calmly under the cameras? Are you kidding me?!"

"How insane is this connection? Who is this guy?"

"Who here can introduce me? Damn, this is insane!"

The murmurs of the surrounding johns.

Left the vice squad officers utterly speechless.

Each officer in the vice squad had a black vein throbbing on their forehead.

Is this even acceptable?