Chapter 3: Yo! A Fish That Slipped Through the Net?

Looking at the red and green lights in front of him.

The toilet paper under his feet, the condoms scattered on the floor, the popping candy and jelly on the nightstand…

At this moment, Fang Hao was a bit dumbfounded.

What's going on?

Just a second ago he was taking a shower at home.

He was just about to reward himself.

How did he end up here the next second?

Fang Hao, whose pants hadn't been pulled up yet, suddenly jolted alert.

A flood of brand-new memories suddenly surged up in his mind.

He clutched his head, couldn't help sucking in a cold breath, and muttered to himself:

"Blue Star… Dragon Country… Zhangzhou Happiness Nightclub…"

"Holy f**k… I've transmigrated?"

And just as Fang Hao was muttering to himself.

A voice from behind nearly made his hair stand on end.

"Yo! There's a fish that slipped through the net over here!"

"Didn't notice it just now?"

"I'm from the anti-vice squad!"

"Put your pants on, come out and stand against the wall!"

Looking at the uniformed police officer staring at him.

The corner of Fang Hao's mouth twitched, black lines all over his head.

This f**king…

I seem to have shown up in a not-so-great situation.

He lowered his head, looking at his pants he hadn't had time to put on yet.

And his bare upper body.

Plus the toilet paper clutched in his hand, which had transmigrated along with him.

His current appearance… together with the whole room's environment.

Somehow formed a strangely harmonious aesthetic.

As if he had always belonged in this environment.

Then he looked up at the anti-vice squad officer in front of him, whose face was full of disgust.

At this moment.

Fang Hao's expression changed.

Holy sh*t!

This f**king thing can't be explained away!

Once your crotch falls into yellow mud, even if it isn't sh*t it becomes sh*t!!

Are you kidding me!?

And right at this moment.

An electronic, mechanically synthesized voice rang out, abruptly cutting off Fang Hao's thoughts—

【Ding! The Thousand Faces System is awakening!】

【This system allows the host to check in and obtain a dazzling variety of life personas, gaining the background and abilities of all sorts of industries, identities, and professions.】

【Note! The transmigrator identity and the system must not be revealed. Revealing them will result in immediate erasure!】

【The current area can be checked in. Check in? Yes/No!】

Fang Hao was dumbfounded.

What the hell is the Thousand Faces System?

But at this moment he has already put on his pants, dragged outside by the anti-vice squad…

The arrow was nocked, it had to be loosed—Fang Hao recited silently in his heart:

"Yes! Check in!"

【Check-in successful! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the professional identity: Takeout Delivery Rider!】

Fang Hao nearly fell on his butt.

What the hell kind of takeout delivery rider is this?

Other systems gift things like divine power or some kind of supernatural ability.

At the very least it'd be body enhancement or a fat stack of cash, right?

You f**king give me a takeout delivery rider identity?

Are you kidding me?

Besides, if I become a takeout delivery rider.

Do I need you, bored out of your mind, to gift it to me?

Can't I just apply for it myself?

Fang Hao was completely speechless.

This sneaky b*stard system is just messing with me, right?

And meanwhile.

The anti-vice squad had already finished interrogating the other dozen or so johns.

Over a dozen johns had already confessed to their acts of soliciting prostitution without reservation.

The entire "Live at the Scene" program had basically reached its finale.

They had originally thought this arrest operation had concluded successfully.

And at this moment, the arrival of Fang Hao, the fish that had slipped through the net, instantly drew the attention of everyone present.

And so.

His upper body was bare.

He was wearing a pair of trousers crookedly, half-pulled on, with a wad of toilet paper in his hand.

Looking utterly dumbfounded, Fang Hao walked into the camera frame of the livestream room.

The moment he appeared.

Fang Hao's sorry state instantly sent the livestream room into uproarious laughter.

【Yo! There's still one fish that slipped through the net!】

【Holy crap! That's freaking amazing! This guy's still clutching toilet paper, hahahaha…】

【That blank, dazed expression is killing me! Must be his first time getting caught in the act!】

【Hahaha! He's probably gonna be traumatized for the rest of his life!】

【Killing me, that dumbfounded look, hahahaha!】

【He probably still hasn't come to his senses yet, killing me!】

【Quick! Officer, go interrogate him, I wanna see what kind of ridiculous excuse he comes up with, hahahaha!】

【Just look at him — a real genius! I'm dying!】

Needless to say the viewers in the livestream room.

At this moment, even the johns and young ladies on the scene couldn't help but laugh at the sight of Fang Hao.

A burst of laughter echoed down the hallway.

The originally solemn arrest scene's atmosphere instantly turned subtly strange.

Even the police officers of the anti-vice squad could barely hold back their smiles at this point.

The person in charge of the anti-vice squad was the detachment leader of the First Detachment of the local precinct.

His name was Zhang Hai, known to others as Captain Zhang or Officer Zhang.

He looked to be around thirty, his eyes bright and piercing.

Every gesture and movement.