Chapter 8: How can you even open your mouth to say such things?

The livestream chat went quiet—

Still completely naked.

Wearing nothing but a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants briefs.

Looking at the anti-vice squad with a unique, sincere gaze.

And a look of utter confusion.

At this moment.

The entire anti-vice squad.

Froze in place due to Fang Hao’s appearance.

The livestream camera zoomed in instantly, a close-up…

This figure and this face…

Everyone had just seen them two hours ago.

It had even sparked a heated debate in the livestream.

Everyone was arguing frantically.

Whether it was a coincidence or a carefully laid plan…

Yet before a conclusion could be reached, the man himself appeared.

He was that delivery guy—Fang Hao!

The scene of his appearance.

Was once again an anti-vice raid.

What was even more absurd was…

He still wasn't wearing any clothes!

At this very moment, the entire livestream lost it.

[Holy crap! It’s him! F*ck, hahahahaha…]

[Damn, that’s insane! What kind of fate is this!]

[I’m dying of laughter, met him twice in one night, damn, let’s see how he explains this one!]

[Hahahaha! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!]

[Too insane, damn! How can such a coincidence happen in this world!]

[It’s clear, Fang Hao’s lust is truly off the charts! Hahahaha…]

[Six! Too insane, hahahaha! Caught at the last raid, barely managed to escape, and then… hahahaha!]

[It’s a miracle, holy crap! This is destiny!]

At this moment.

The entire livestream was flooded with "666," "Holy crap," and "Hahahaha."

The viewers were laughing like crazy.

Two hours ago, Fang Hao had just been caught by the anti-vice squad.

But due to various absurdly clever pieces of evidence, he was released on the spot.

And now, two hours later.

Fang Hao was caught red-handed once again!

Same lack of clothing, same obscene, pornographic venue.

The viewers were laughing until they were convulsing.

They had never seen anything so absurd in their entire lives.

Caught red-handed by the anti-vice squad twice in a row…

Just how strong is your desire, exactly?

And thinking back to the previous footage.

Fang Hao was able to say with a straight face that he was just delivering food.

Everyone was laughing until tears were streaming down their faces.

That acting was truly top-tier.

That sincere gaze could absolutely crush any A-list actor.

Yet no one expected…

His upper body’s logic didn't give him away, but his lower body’s desires did!

Now let’s see what he has to say!?

It must be said, Zhang Hai was a man who had seen big scenes.

He managed to hold back his laughter until the entire anti-vice squad…

Had bent over laughing before he finally burst out.

At this moment, Zhang Hai covered his face, wiped the tears from his eyes, and walked up to Fang Hao.

"You kid are something… you really are something."

"Once wasn't enough for you, right? You ran off and came straight here?"

"Hahahaha… fine! You’re really something!"

Officer Zhang wore a smile on his face.

He looked at the Fang Hao before him with a look of profound admiration.

Suddenly, he thought of something, and his expression changed.

He quickly picked up his walkie-talkie and asked Fang Hao:

"Where’s the delivery? Did you finish the delivery?"

"Don't give me that ghost story about your clothes being snatched by a cat."

"Sparrow, Sparrow, this is Chick, are there any delivery e-bikes at the entrance?"

A moment later.

The voice of Sparrow came over the walkie-talkie.

"Sparrow has checked, no trace of any delivery e-bikes found."

At this moment.

The pent-up frustration in Officer Zhang Hai’s chest was finally released.

With a smile in his eyes, he looked at the patron Fang Hao.

As if to say: This time you’re finally going to fall into my hands!

Looking at the mocking gazes of the anti-vice squad before him.

Fang Hao wore a sincere smile on his face:

"Cough, cough, cough… so you all are on duty here…"

"Well, you all go ahead and finish your work, I’ll go back and put my clothes on first."

"I won't disturb you all, I’ll be going now…"

Having said that.

Fang Hao turned around with a sincere look on his face.

To go get his clothes.

The members of the anti-vice squad on the scene were stunned.

The hostesses and patrons were also bewildered.

Quite a few people started whispering and discussing among themselves:

"Holy crap… who is this guy? His connections are that strong?"

"Walking away so brazenly under the cameras? Damn, this is insane!"

"These connections are too crazy, right? Who is this?"

"Which good brother can introduce me, holy crap, this is too insane!"

The whispering of the surrounding patrons.

Left the comrades of the anti-vice squad completely speechless.

The anti-vice police officers all had dark lines on their foreheads.

Is this even appropriate?

Is this even human language?

Isn't this just pure cursing?

And the viewers were once again laughing until they were convulsing.

Sure enough!

He continued his acting from last time.

[This is insane, hahahaha…]

[I’m dying of laughter! How does he have the face to say that!]

[Barely got released last time, and caught again two hours later, let’s see how he explains this one!?]

[Damn, this guy is definitely a talent, hahahaha!]

[With that sincere and earnest expression, I almost want to punch him!]

[This is too shameless, I’m dying of laughter, hahahaha!]

[He can actually say that… his skin is too thick, holy crap! I’m dying!]

The viewers were shocked.

Caught for the second time on the spot.

And he could still calmly say "I won't disturb you."

How did he do it!?

In fact.

As the person involved.

Fang Hao was already cursing internally.

He was on the verge of tears.

After the last raid, Fang Hao had hurried to finish two deliveries.

He had intended to digest his memories.

But the system suddenly prompted that he could sign in at a new location to gain a new identity.

Fang Hao went immediately!

Although it was still a nightclub.

Fang Hao figured he couldn't be unlucky twice.

Sure enough, after signing in at the target location.

This time, the Thousand Faces System directly gifted him the electrician profession.

While gaining the relevant skills, identity, and background.

He also got a tricycle for his repair work.

And then…

Fang Hao was left speechless.

Having just acquired the electrician identity, Fang Hao had just opened the air conditioner casing.

He had taken off his clothes because it was hot.

Immediately after…

The anti-vice squad arrived.

Without a word, he was dragged into the lobby.

And saw the very nemesis who had just released him.

It’s over!

The camera was pointed at him once again.

Even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to wash this off!

At this moment, Fang Hao was stunned.

Every raid has me in it, can this even be explained!?

Hearing Fang Hao’s sincere declaration, Zhang Hai finally couldn't take it anymore.

He went up, grabbed Fang Hao by the arm, and pinned him against the wall.

Then he pointed behind Fang Hao:

"I want to hear how you explain this!"

"Caught on the spot! I want to hear how you explain this!"

In the camera shot.

The spot Zhang Hai was pointing to.

Was exactly the room Fang Hao had been dragged out of.

And at this moment.

A second person walked out of that room.

It was a young lady wearing sexy lingerie, revealing large patches of fair skin.

She was holding a tight-fitting custom JK uniform, not having had time to put it on yet.

She was pressed against the wall while still in her stockings.

Seeing this scene.

The viewers gasped.

Holy crap!

So there was another naked young lady in the room where they caught Fang Hao!?

This is completely screwed.

And at this moment, this hostess was also very experienced.

Without needing special instructions, she held her head and squatted against the wall obediently.

There was a kind of young-wife-like cooperation to it.

Fang Hao followed Zhang Hai’s gesture and looked back.

Then he looked at Zhang Hai with innocent eyes again:

"We have a very pure relationship, please don't misunderstand."

"If there’s nothing else, I’ll be going now."

Having said that.

He really put on his clothes and started hopping back.

"You stay right there!"

Zhang Hai grabbed him:

"Fang Hao! You are now suspected of solicitation, squat here and wait!"

Pure relationship, my foot.

Zhang Hai had heard such excuses at least eight hundred times.

Isn't that what every patron says?

And facing Zhang Hai’s obstruction.

Fang Hao once again revealed a very serious and sincere look.

"I know that at this moment, everyone must have mistaken me for someone soliciting."

"But in fact, this is a complete misunderstanding."

"I do all sorts of work, but I never touch pornography, gambling, or drugs."

"Please let me put on my pants first, thank you."

"I will use facts to prove that I am innocent."

His expression was quite sincere, and his eyes still revealed a sense of kindness.

The atmosphere on the scene seemed exceptionally… strange.

In the frame.

A man walking out of a prostitution den in his underwear, with a young girl from the same room next to him.

Pulling up his pants while saying he was innocent.